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This week we discuss Acorn’s attempt to simplify Kubernetes, the top 25 DevOps Tools and analyzing data in CSVs. Plus, Matt explains what Maccas means. Runner-up Titles All I am doing is sharing anecdotes That’s the problem with spellcheck Maccas? College here is High School Every cloud has its own sausage Here’s a unicode cow All Rust looks the same Too Good for GitHub The Shameful GitHub Rundown Simplifying Kubernetes, Introducing Acorn Waypoint CNAB Habitat Dagger 25 Most Popular Programming Languages Used By DevOps Pros Making sense of CSV The Microsoft Excel World Championship is as brilliantly entertaining as it sounds Data Prep with Power Query https://jupyter.org Passwords still a problem Microsoft Employees Exposed Own Company's Internal Logins Cisco Confirms Network Breach Via Hacked Employee Google Account Remove my password from lists so hackers won’t be able to hack me Relevant to your Interests Malcolm Gladwell doesn't want you to have a life Disney says it has 221 million streaming subscribers. Netflix has 220.7 million. AppLovin offers to buy video game software maker Unity in $17.5 bln deal No-code isn’t scalable. Our learnings at FINN going from 1000 toward 100,000 car subscriptions Google fined $60 million over Android location data collection Software is eating the world (of farm equipment)? Investing in Flow Tencent veterans secure $13M to build cross-chain decentralized identities Bad Visualisations TikTok says Project Texas will bolster security for US users – TechCrunch Apple Sets Return-to-Office Deadline of Sept. 5 After Covid Delays Corey’s Thoughts on GCP canceling IoT Securing apps for Googlers using Anthos Service Mesh Digital Ocean dumps Mailchimp after security breach WebOps: A DevOps for Websites, but the Tools Let It Down Citrix Bankers Pitch Fresh Structure for $15 Billion Buyout Debt Scammers targeting recent grads Lift and shift Windows applications to containers Nonsense Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies A man returning from Indonesia to Australia was fined thousands of Australian dollars after airport security found several McDonalds food items in his luggage Listener Feedback Join the Cloud Austin Meetup Recent Event: CloudAustin's Dog Days of DevOps Amazon hosting a hiring event in Austin on Aug 23, 2022 Follow @cloudaustinmeet Conferences Register for the SDT Austin Meetup August 27th at 6:30 PM DevOpsDays DFW, August 24-25, 2022 - Coté speaking, along with John Willis, Andrew Shafer, and friends VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. Coté’s VMware Explore 2022 Page Kubecon. Oct. 24 – 28 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Piranesi Matt: Tailscale Beach2Beach 13k Festival of the Feet Half-Marathon Photo Credits: CoverArt and Banner

This week we discuss build vs. buy decisions, sustaining corporate strategies and Malcolm Gladwell’s WFH comments. Plus, we announce the location of the Austin Meetup on August 27th. Runner-up Titles Strategy for eating mixed nuts. Finish in a flurry Eat Dessert First It’s about where you is, not where you was. We don’t even own a copy of Illustrator Lost his fastball Just a paycheck It’s cool to be the “turns out” person Pizza, Beer, Enjoyment McKinsey Titles, the movie Rundown App Tracking Transparency (ATT) policy blew up the digital advertising ecosystem Only the paranoid survive in tech: Former Intel CEO Netflix Games Engaging Less Than 1 Percent of Subscribers Gladwell’s take on Work from Home Relevant to your Interests Cisco Networking And Cloud Leader Todd Nightingale To Join Fastly As CEO Aviatrix CEO On Potential Post-Broadcom VMware Layoffs And Why On-Prem Market Is ‘The Titanic Going Down’ | CRN Gartner: Microsoft #1 in Database Revenue; AWS Passes Oracle; Google Cloud Gains Amazon and iRobot Sign an Agreement for Amazon to Acquire iRobot Companies Disney Owns S3 Intelligent-Tiering: What It Takes To Actually Break Even Twilio Shares Stumble as Investors Fear a Demand Slowdown Closing the cloud strategy technology, and innovation gap Cloudflare soars after beating on revenue and raising annual forecast Axios agrees to sell to Cox Enterprises for $525 million New request for comments on improving npm security with Sigstore is now open The Billionaire’s Dilemma Intel launches Arc Pro GPUs that are designed for workstations and pro apps AI systems can’t patent inventions, US federal circuit court confirms AppLovin offers to buy video game software maker Unity in $17.5 bln deal How the US Postal Service reads terrible handwriting SoftBank posts a $21.6 billion quarterly loss on its Vision Fund, one of the highest in its history Acorn launches from the Cloud.com and Rancher Alumni Nonsense French Scientist's Photo of ‘Distant Star’ Was Actually Chorizo Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Listener Feedback Conferences Register for the SDT Austin Meetup August 27th at 6:30 PM DevOpsDays DFW, August 24-25, 2022 - Coté speaking, along with John Willis, Andrew Shafer, and friends VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. Coté’s VMware Explore 2022 Page SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Sea of Tranquility Coté: The Sympathizer Photo Credits Banner CoverArt Sponsored By:Teleport: The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.

This week we do a deep dive into the Total Addressable Market of Cloud and discuss the rise of Cloudflare. Plus, details about the SDT Meetup in Austin on August 27th. Runner-up Titles “Have a good time at least once” is in my vacation OKRs The podcast of the Slack Analog Clocks Digital Clock Native Pretending to have a sidekick The First Business Case for the Metaverse I was a liberal arts major The TAM Episode Rundown Cloud Earnings Clouded Judgement 7.29.22 Amazon says cloud-computing revenue rose 33%, topping Wall Street estimates 60% of Amazon's net revenue growth YoY was AWS. AWS continues to show strength, but there are a few things to watch out for Gartner Forecasts Worldwide IT Spending to Grow 3% in 2022 How Cloudflare emerged to take on AWS, Azure, and GCP Relevant to your Interests Apple beats on revenue and profit, expects growth to accelerate despite 'pockets of softness' Instagram walks back its changes Meta posts its first-ever quarterly revenue decline Why Kylie is mad at Instagram? There is a path to replace TCP in the datacenter CHIPS for America Acte JetBlue agrees to buy Spirit for $3.8B. It would create the 5th largest U.S. airline The pandemic impulse purchases we grew to hate AMD and Nvidia leaks show we are drunk on power, and the hangover is going to be brutal Intel To Wind Down Optane Memory Business - 3D XPoint Storage Tech Reaches Its On the huge importance of non-tech roles in Open Source: Empirical study on NPM - Livable Software VMware Fusion beta joins Parallels in supporting Windows VMs on Apple Silicon Apple Arcade finally got the boost it needed Apple Nabs Key Lamborghini Executive to Work on Its Electric Car IBM board of directors investigates sales fraud claims Apparently Linus Torvalds is using an M2 Mac? Oracle Cuts Workers in US Customer Experience Unit Gmail gets a new look and tighter intergration to celebrate 18 years of service Uber reports positive cash flow for first time Pinterest shares surge after Elliott discloses it is the largest shareholder How Kubernetes Reinvented Virtual Machines (in a good sense) Former VMware Star Sanjay Poonen Becomes CEO Of Cohesity Thoma Bravo picks up Ping Identity for $2.8B in an all-cash deal Software Is No Longer Eating The World GitLab plans to delete dormant projects from free accounts Raspberry Pi Zero vs MangoPi MQ Pro Benchmarks Highest. Close. Ever. - All Star Charts Should I Stay or Should I Go Nonsense Murder Hornets get new name An Australian Artist Pulled a Pickle from a McDonald’s Cheeseburger and Slapped It on a Gallery's Ceiling. Now It Costs $6,200 MAKRO | Microsoft Excel Stream Highlights 3/19 British Airways suspends the sale of short-haul flight tickets from Heathrow Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Listener Feedback Slack is increasing prices, changing how its free plan works What is DevRel? — Cloudcast Podcast Good discussion on changing jobs in SDT Slack Conferences Register for the SDT Austin Meetup August 27th at 6:30 PM **** DevOpsDays DFW, August 24-25, 2022 - Coté speaking, along with John Willis, Andrew Shafer, and friends VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Ambulance and The Terminal List Ringer Podcast: ‘The Gray Man’ and the Top 10 Trash Special Ops Movies Matt: Jabulani Challenge City2Surf Coté: Vienna. Specifically: 12 Bruegels, old movies at old cinemas, Miznon. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt Sponsored By:Teleport: The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.

This week we discuss developer toil, local vs. remote development and Facebook’s management woes. Plus, some thoughts on business books… Runner-up Titles The Instant Acquisition Belly of the Beast We can’t be bothered, but we bothered I’m done with that I don’t have those problems More Money, More Weirdness Occam’s Razor is always handy Ghost ride it into production Let’s take the offline online We’re just doing stuff with computers Rundown Coté and Brian attempt to summarize Facebook’s current state. Developer Toil: The Hidden Tech Debt Original webinar, from Susie and Tyson. Will Local Dev ever go away? and Swyx’s take Relevant to your Interests How to Misuse & Abuse DORA Metrics Elon Musk’s Friendship With Sergey Brin Ruptured by Alleged Affair Non-Obvious Docker Uses T-Mobile agrees to cough up $500 million for its disastrous data breach last year AWS sales boss claims Microsoft's cloud licenses NFL enters media streaming market with 'NFL+' How Software Is Stifling Competition and Slowing Innovation San Francisco Races Clock for Comeback With Tech Gloom Deepening DALL·E 2 Adam Mosseri on Insta Changes Here are the 37 tech companies most likely to be acquired by private-equity firms after valuations plunged, according to bankers and private data Clouded Judgement — Recession Impact Nonsense A new plasma robot can dig tunnels 100 times faster and 98% cheaper Mattel to launch SpaceX vehicles as new Matchbox toys and collectibles The US Records Its First Case Of Polio Since 2013 Urgent Care with Matt Ray Listener Feedback Demo of Apple Badges at the 187 Buildings Chase wants you to work at Octopus Energy Group UK Lead Platform Engineer UK Senior Platform Engineer APAC Platform Engineer US Platform Engineer Opportunities globally Work with Matt Ray: Kubecost hiring Product Manager in US Conferences Coté’s August 4th webinar on platform engineering - register and watch, my homies DevOpsDays DFW, August 24-25, 2022 - Coté speaking, along with John Willis, Andrew Shafer, and friends VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Global Entry Enrollment on Arrival Viajero Confiable Mexico Matt: Synology MR2200ac Mesh Wi-Fi Router The Maintenance Race Coté: Truefitt & Hill Shaving Cream Bowl - Trafalgar | Smooth Glide for Incredibly Close, Yet Comfortable Hydrating Shave, 6.7 ounces Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

If capitalism is so great, why aren’t we working less? We discuss the potential for the GDP to finally do something for us, plus simplifying “sovereign cloud” and the potential of containers with their own jurisdiction. Also, thoughts on PowerPoint filenames. Runner-up Titles Also true, Less Money, Mo Problems Should have just been titled “Mo’ Problems.” Pancakes in Australia Australian names for pancakes: jackies, thin roundies, carbo-jacks, Yankee Breakfast Discs, flappies/flappos. Rentie and Rentos - “I’m renting, so it’s terrible.” Presentation-Final-V2.pptx DJ .PPTX Final_V2 I learned nothing about slide naming in college conference_keynote-rough_draft_feedback_welcome.pptx The Software Defined Fund Surfboard popped up and slapped my willies. Lean into it, or be leaned into. Rundown Sovereign cloud as a test of cloud differentiation Microsoft adding in more sovereign cloud stuff . There’s a stack of software you can move to different Datacenters globally, and you can bind compote and data to that region. How different are each of the clouds? Do they offer kind of the same things? Do they have patent fights over things to prevent each other from copying capabilities? Is differentiation in price and their management skills? Performance based on how they they spend on the hardware? TextExpander gets $41.4m funding round Marco Polo is no more, people gave up. Wut? Such confusion. Says they have 100,000 monthly users - what is the math there? TextExpander origin story . If we can’t work less, what’s the point of all this capitalism? No one wants to work on Friday . Coté’s too many types of screw drivers point in another form. See also “what did GDP ever do for me?” A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore . Relevant to your Interests Tau T2A is first Compute Engine VM to run on Arm | Google Cloud First Cyber Safety Review Board report finds Log4j has become an ‘endemic vulnerability’ Matt Levine On What to Watch In Twitter vs. Elon Musk — Odd Lots Microsoft tapped to provide advertising on ad-supported Netflix tier Steering with a Madman in the Car Unity caught some dogfood poisoning IBM shares slide after company trims cash forecast Netflix loses nearly 1 million subscribers, and its stock soars http://free-for.dev Nutanix Objects Violates MinIO’s Open Source License Amazon and One Medical agree to acquisition of One Medical Google Launches Carbon, an Experimental Replacement for C++ a16z is Moving to the Cloud The Cost of Cloud, a Trillion Dollar Paradox Microsoft is adding video stories to Teams to liven up the chat app Google, Oracle cloud servers suffer outage in UK heatwave Nonsense Pringles Texas BBQ Sauce chips, review from two Texans Next level Excel Nerd Power Move https://www.amazon.com/Router-Guard-Large-WiFi/dp/B07MXD75TR America’s Love Affair With Iced Drinks Lawn Mowing Simulator will be free on the Epic Games Store next week Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin , July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for $50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for $25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x , July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP DevOpsDays DFW , August 24-25, 2022 - VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform , SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack . Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch , Twitter , Instagram , LinkedIn and YouTube . Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF , so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk ! Recommendations Matt: Sydney Harbour 10k Coté: Silverview .

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This week we discuss Musk vs. Twitter, Apple Wallet Employee Badges and using Slack for incident management with Incident.io. Plus, some thoughts on European Highways… Runner-up Titles Tasty Jambalaya Cars Rules Exit Ramps The Autobahn The Driving Episode Muscle Memory Norman Doors Screenshotting Screensharts Count the pixels Digital Nirvana Free Ketchup An ROI cul-de-sac Rundown Musk vs. Twitter Elon Musk notifies Twitter he is terminating deal How Elon Musk Damaged Twitter and Left It Worse Off Digital Transformation mean outages in IRL A DoorDash glitch temporarily allowed hundreds of users to order free food American Airlines pilots get triple pay for trips dropped in scheduling glitch 167 Green Launches Employee Badge In Apple Wallet For All Tenants Incident.io raises $28.7M for Slack-based incident response Relevant to your Interests Storage firm Drobo has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcyr Netflix doesn’t want to hear it anymore PlayStation Store removes purchased movies from libraries after service shutdown AWS starts renting cloudy M1 Mac minis Systemd Creator Lands At Microsoft South by Southwest in Australia: Austin event plans a Down Under version in 2023 Nothing (event): Return to Instinct. Oracle Considered $1B In Cuts, ‘Thousands’ Of Layoffs: Report | CRN YouTube Rolling Out Picture-in-Picture Support on iOS for All U.S. Users, Eligible customers can now order a free MFA security key | Amazon Web Services SingleStore raises additional cash to grow database business BMW is now selling a monthly subscription service for heated seats Inside a radical new project to democratize AI Honda key fob flaw lets hackers remotely unlock, start cars Spotify to acquire music trivia game Heardle AWS squashes authentication bugs in Kubernetes service Evan Williams Is Stepping Down as C.E.O. of Medium Nonsense Llanfairpwllgwyngyll Liam Dutton nails pronouncing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch I compared food courts at Sam's Club and Costco, and this is why Costco comes out on top Every Windows boot screen ever! Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Tricentis - Deliver cloud-based applications with confidence. Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for $50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for $25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: GE Profile Opal. Coté: History of The Netherlands podcast. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt Sponsored By:Tricentis: Tricentis - Deliver cloud-based applications with confidence.Teleport: The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.

This week we discuss Fedex going all-in on cloud, app modernization at the IRS and how to take unlimited PTO. Plus, some thoughts on rental property and telling time. Runner-up Titles Spreadsheets in your mind More ETF less Van Gogh The baby likes ducks The sticky stuff was not working I’ve read books Modernization takes 30 to 40 years No time is good Can I go to the beach Take a vacation The Kitchen Table Board Rundown A scheduling glitch temporarily canceled thousands of American Airlines flights Amazon, Microsoft, Google Strengthen Grip on Cloud Cloud infrastructure spend to top non-cloud in 2022 Brian has thoughts see Slack Thread FedEx to close all datacenters by 2024 Mark Zuckerberg: We’re ‘turning up the heat’ at Meta so employees will quit Relevant to your Interests AWS adds bare metal support to EKS Anywhere Bessemer is now an RIA Exclusive: Meta slashes hiring plans, girds for 'fierce' headwinds Azure said to be having capacity issues, supply chain blamed Need A Linux Kernel Module? Scratch That Leaked Videos Show Disney Is the Biggest Ad Tech Giant You've Never Heard Of NIST unveils four algorithms that will underpin new 'quantum-proof' cryptography standards Amazon Bringing Grubhub To Prime Users After Buying 2% Stake A Look Back at Q1 '22 Public Cloud Software Earnings Oracle slashes minimum commitment for on-prem cloud Euro slides to 20-year low against the dollar as recession fears build Nonsense I fucking hate Jira. This Nuclear-Powered ‘Flying Hotel’ Can Stay Airborne for Years Dave & Buster’s completes its Main Event acquisition Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for $50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for $25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Shining Girls Coté: renting bikes at Het Zwarte Fietsenplan. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt Sponsored By:Teleport: The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.

This week we discuss the Stack Overflow Dev Survey, Securing the Supply Chain and Slack Huddles. Plus, some thoughts on coffee down under. Runner-up Titles Waiting for my wife to get up and out of the bedroom/office My wife is still asleep I feel a Liberal Arts rant coming on That’s not the full stack baby How deep does this chasm go? This was your chance to own the SaaS 10 years ago Rundown Starbucks down under Why there are almost no Starbucks in Australia Survey Says Stack Overflow Developer Survey 2022 The 10th Annual Open Source Jobs Report - Linux Foundation Supply Chain Aqua Security and CIS release first formal guidelines for software supply chain Direct link to CIS Doc Chain Bench The 4th S of Software Supply Chain Security Productivity The Future of Slack Looks a Lot Like Zoom Discord Improved My Marriage IBM’s first cloudy mainframes scheduled to launch June 30 Relevant to your Interests Netflix Cuts 300 Employees In New Round of Layoffs Remote Workers Make More Money, Cloud Salary Survey Says Amazon has a plan to make Alexa mimic anyone's voice Twitter to expand into long-form content with upcoming Twitter Notes feature (Update: confirmed) – TechCrunch Google is paying the Wikimedia Foundation for better access to information Oracle slashes minimum commitment for on-prem cloud Zendesk to Be Acquired by Investor Group Led by Hellman & Friedman and Permira for $10.2 Billion He's the first buyer of the electric F-150. Why he's the future of the car industry Here’s Google’s letter saying employees can relocate to states with abortion rights Report: Apple is gearing up to launch a ‘flood’ of new devices starting this fall Valorant Is Planning to Monitor Voice Chat, Tests Begin Next Month Politics trumps business in Truth Social’s war on Big Tech Geofence and keyword warrants The GitOps market: driving progressive delivery and experimentation's expansion by The Art of Modern Ops Jeffrey Snover retires Pinterest CEO steps down, Google executive to take over in e-commerce push VMware Unveils vSphere+ and vSAN+ Consentomatic Atlassian is 20 years old and unprofitable Google Workspace head Javier Soltero is leaving the company DevOps is a failure | lbr. Developer-Led Landscape: Complexity, Automation & A Future of Autonomous Development How Thomas Kurian made Google Cloud into an enterprise-first company Nonsense New favorite #barcelona #bar #travel #spain #abroad SXSW expands to Australia for 2023 Listener Feedback There are indeed a Smart Sprinkler System: Rachio Smart Sprinkler Controllers and Rain Bird Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for $50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for $25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Gmail Top Senders Script, Google Storage Manager and Gmail Search Operators Brandon’s on the Cloudcast this week: A 2022 Mid-Year Cloud Update Matt: MangoPi MQ-PRO (RISC-V SBC) Photo Credits CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss the rise of WASM, Cloudflare’s Post Mortem, Oracle Cloud news and the future of CAPTCHAs. Plus, some thoughts on buzzwords, sprinklers and dogs. Runner-up Titles Chrome fixes everything Plateau of Productivity When the curve nopes. When the parabola yeets. First class SaaS Thanks for the legwork fool The cash cow has run out of milk Sign-a-tar Tumbler is now HIPAA compliant Working has its privileges Let go of this dog now Rundown Fermyon Launches With First Cloud-Native WebAssembly PaaS Cloudflare Cloudflare Post Mortem Massive Cloudflare outage caused by network configuration error The Hardest Working Office Design In America Encrypts Your Data–With Lava Lamps Oracle Oracle Versus Amazon: Oracle Will Rip and Replace AWS at Cerner Exclusive: TikTok moves U.S. user data to Oracle servers DocuSign CEO Dan Springer steps down Removing people from security Password policies of 120 websites iOS 16 Will Let iPhone Users Bypass CAPTCHAs in Supported Apps and Websites Relevant to your Interests Amazon CEO Andy Jassy’s First Year on the Job: Undoing Bezos-Led Overexpansion Senate considers ban on data brokers selling health and location info Full List of Data Broker Opt-Out Guides: How to opt-out of the internet Anna Sorokin plans to launch an NFT collection Facebook Is Receiving Sensitive Medical Information from Hospital Websites – The Markup Median software multiple is now 5.7x. The 3-Day Return to Office Is, So Far, a Dud The Big Winners and Losers From the Remote Work Revolution I Should Be Able to Mute America Capital One fraudster got in via 'misconfigured' AWS storage Better.com loses three more senior executives, including SVP and VP of sales Veza Raises $110M in Funding - FinSMEs The 4th S of Software Supply Chain Security Nonsense The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021 Jira gets fired by ClickUp - Exit Interview commercial advertisement Amazon demos Alexa reading a bedtime story in the voice of a boy's deceased grandma Could You Really Not Just Put This In An Email? Listener Feedback / Jobs Mantalus hiring Client Account Executive in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for ****$50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for ****$25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Old Man **on FX/Hulu Matt: Patagonia Black Hole 25L Coté: Elgato 4k Cam Link. Photo Credits Wall of Entropy CoverArt