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This week we discuss Twitter’s workforce, DHH leaves the cloud and Tech Earnings. Plus, some thoughts on international travel. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 383 Runner-up Titles Serverless is the new OpenStack. “I intended to read it.” American Airline lounges are like bus terminals. Made it to my hotel at 4 AM Kubernetes is about the journey That is your 3D chess Let’s just crank up the VMs even higher. Would you like to buy some YAML? We’re gonna go with the ball pit money DHH vs. Mr. Beast Rundown DHH Why we're leaving the cloud Need it take 7,500 people to run Twitter? Google Cloud Seeing ‘Significant’ VMware ‘Momentum’ Disruption for Doctors: the Rise of Selfcare — Joel Selanikio, MD Earnings Microsoft beats but cloud growth comes in short Alphabet misses on top and bottom lines as YouTube ad revenue drops in the quarter Relevant to your Interests Clouded | Uncovering The Culture Of Cloud (2022) Snap plunges more than 20% on third-quarter revenue miss US and Europe cloud prices to spike on back of inflation Are We Past Peak Newsletter? IBM Consulting staff must work from office three days a week Facebook shuttle bus drivers are losing their jobs as Meta slashes costs and employees stay home Documents detail plans to gut Twitter’s workforce Microsoft Confirms Server Misconfiguration Led to 65,000+ Companies' Data Leak Apple's top designer is leaving the company three years after taking over from Jony Ive Social media market caps (2021 peak to today GitHub Copilot may steer Microsoft into a copyright lawsuit Cyber unicorn Snyk to sack 198 employees, 14% of workforce Apple Releases macOS Ventura With FaceTime Handoff, Continuity Camera, Stage Manager, New Apps and More Larry Ellison killed Oracle's first-generation cloud PayPal shares rise after Amazon adds Venmo as checkout option Tragedy of the Digital Commons Spotify Wants to Get Into Audiobooks but Says Apple Is in the Way Why is it taking so long for cloud dev environments to catch on? Snowflake, Revisited What’s going on with Serverless Netflix launches new ‘Profile Transfer’ feature to help monetize account sharing Apple Raising Prices for Apple TV+, Music Services for the First Time Nonsense American Airlines is ditching first class on all flights The $30 Million Lottery Scam Apple confirms the iPhone is getting USB-C Conferences SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 All Day DevOps | The World's Largest DevOps Conference, Nov. 10th THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule. Jan 15th-18th CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! SDT news & hype Brandon: DALL-E 2 Generative A.I. Is Here. Who Should Control It? Matt: Upgrade. Coté: Madly, Deeply: The Diaries of Alan Rickman. Tanzu Talk. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss Aboard.io, cutting cloud costs, commute hours and final thoughts on Google Next. Plus, Matt Ray goes car shopping. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 382. Runner-up Titles Matt Ray is ready to buy. That’s legal in Australia When Ray Mail comes out, nobody cares I am into workflow This is the population of Hobart that we’re looking at I want to help you, but you don’t even need help Daddy’s Meeting Fort Brandon hasn’t migrated his mainframe workloads to cloud. All these problems are caused by developers Rundown Aboard.io is coming soon! NTT Data buys digital consultancy Postlight Linear Americans Reclaim 60 Million Commuting Hours in Remote-Work Perk Google Cloud Next ‘22 wrap-up Dual Run for Google Cloud Cloud Workstations Google is serious about its giant video chat booths, starts real-world testing Google Cloud Next ‘22 in under 13 minutes Why Cloud Finance Is Broken and Ineffective Kubecost Adds SaaS Edition to Control Kubernetes Costs macOS Ventura Relevant to your Interests Announcing Gloo Platform | Solo.io Nutanix stock rallies 25% on speculation of sale Zuckerberg’s $1,499 Headsets Won’t Help Meta Demystifying the PR/FAQ - Julian Dunn's Blog Google's 3D video calling booths, Project Starline, will now be tested in the real world Facebook's Legs Video Was A Lie Inflation increased 0.4% in September, more than expected despite rate hikes Netflix feels the heat The creator of Amazon's Kindle has left the company, along with a top Alexa executive, adding to a leadership exodus under new CEO Andy Jassy Google Fiber is launching 5-gig and 8-gig plans early next year Bringing passkeys to Android & Chrome US Army reportedly planning $1B cloud migration contract iOS 16 quietly added native Dvorak keyboard support, delighting weirdos like me Floppy disk fever. The Curious Afterlives of a Flexible Medium Anyone Who Does Business With Google Knows Philipp Schindler The Unlikely Cure for Burnout? A Second Job Nutanix stock rallies 25% on speculation of sale DIY laptop offers Apple-like looks with PC repairability Broadcom’s VMWare takeover: IBM CEO Arvind Krishna gives deal conditional blessing How BuiltWith generates $14 million a year while having zero employees Microsoft Lays Off Hundreds of Staff With a $13B valuation, Celonis defies current startup economics Computacenter CEO Bashes 'As a Service' as Bad for Customers CEO Salaries in SaaS Belkin’s mount to turn your iPhone into a camera is now available Nonsense ROI of a sticker Conferences KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Sponsors The MacGeekGab.com provides tips, Cool Stuff Found, and answers to your questions about anything and everything Apple. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! SDT news & hype Brandon: InterStellar BBQ try the Peach Tea Pork Belly when available Matt: The Peripheral Coté: once again, OK burgers. Checking in with platform engineering: “Innovation Insight for Internal Developer Portals,” Gartner paper on platform engineering/IDP. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt Sponsored By:Mac Geek Gab: The Mac Geek Gab Podcast provides tips, Cool Stuff Found, and answers to your questions about anything and everything Apple.

This week we discuss Platform Engineering and compare the Microsoft Ignite and Google Cloud Next Keynotes. Plus, some thoughts on legs in the Metaverse. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 381. Runner-up Titles It’s on brand I wish I could see Brandon’s legs Running VM’s in the meta verse They were so busy seeing if they could get VR to work that they didn’t ask if they should. Basically, VR is for seeing through walls, including walls of flesh. Lifehacks disrupting VC They’ve got legs Draw a Triangle Rundown Platform Engineering The Future of Ops Is Platform Engineering Platform Engineering, DevOps, and Cognitive Load: a Summary of Community Discussions What Is Platform Engineering? Coté’s Slack Message Google Cloud Next Exclusive: Google touts cloud deal with Ford What’s next for digital transformation in the cloud Introducing Software Delivery Shield for end-to-end software supply chain security Cloud Workstations | Google Cloud 9 out of 10 banks still use mainframes. Google Cloud wants to reduce that. MSFT Ignite Relevant to your Interests AMD missed Q3 revenue numbers by $1B ServiceNow Acquires Era Software to Unify Observability Walmart blazes trails with its enterprise ‘supercloud’ Is Nomad taking over Kubernetes? Meet Fizz, the social app downloaded by '95% of Stanford undergrads' Register to secure your seat to join us at the exclusive premiere of Clouded - Uncovering The Culture Of Cloud. Autumn 2022 I Watched the Coinbase Documentary So You Don’t Have To Confidential Containers brings TEE support to Kubernetes All YouTube users will soon have an account handle — but some will get to pick theirs earlier From cloud security to code security: why we've raised $25M to take on OSS dependency sprawl ForgeRock, Thoma Bravo in Deal for $23.25 a Share Meta announces legs White House to unveil ambitious cybersecurity labeling effort modeled after Energy Star High-profile failures Twitter Thread It's 2021 and USB-C is still a mess Intel Plans Thousands of Job Cuts in Face of PC Slowdown The AI-generated podcast. Meta unveils high-end Quest Pro VR headset New Metaverse Dreams and Old Metaverse Questions Nonsense Adafruit’s Cheekmate gets to the bottom (ahem) of chess cheating controversy Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules Clam-O-Naise® by Cards Against Humanity Rollercoasters trigger iPhone 14 crash detection Listener Feedback Pat Gelsinger interivew on Decorder COIN: A Founder's Story Migrating from Heroku to Code-Engine Conferences KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: House of Dragons. Matt: Malcolm in the Middle. Coté: Draw a Triangle. Photo Credits CoverArt Banner Sponsored By:Teleport: The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.

This week we discuss why Google abandons products, the 2022 State of DevOps Report and Elon’s texts. Plus, some thoughts on glasses… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 380. Runner-up Titles Leave it all in Brighttalk Let’s talk about it and I’ll read it later Killed by Google Wins Again Tell that to the WeWork founder Buy somebody who’s already on the Moon Anyone from software thinks they can do anything Lots of learnings. I hate DNS, but I’ve never seen a domain name I didn’t buy. A good Brandon issue Rundown Google’s Incentives Google is shutting down Stadia Stadia shutdown shows Google's struggle to innovate Google insiders explain why Google launches many products and then abandons them. 2022 State of DevOps Report Elon Musk’s Texts Shatter the Myth of the Tech Genius Relevant to your Interests GitLab beats expectations with impressive revenue growth, but its stock falls anyway Two Former eBay Executives Sentenced to Prison for Cyberstalking We’re excited to announce that the transaction to combine Citrix and TIBCO Can a Zebra Change Its Stripes? VR & AR headset designers should consider how their customers look like when wearing them CEO Tim Cook says Apple avoids the word 'metaverse' DALL·E Now Available Without Waitlist Introducing Make-A-Video: An AI system that generates videos from text The Thorny Problem of Keeping the Internet’s Time Postgres WASM by Snaplet and Supabase Linux 6.0 arrives with support for newer chips, core fixes, and oddities The Most Visited Website in Every Country (That Isn’t A Search Engine) Bridgewater Founder Ray Dalio Hands Over Control of Firm World's First Laptop with RISC-V Processor Now Available ‎CoRecursive: Coding Stories: Android's Unlikely Success on Apple Podcasts Database 2x2 Pat Gelsinger came back to turn Intel around State Of Developer Relations Red Hat Storage strategy update IBM Redefines Hybrid Cloud Application and Data Storage Adding Red Hat Storage to IBM Offerings IBM + Red Hat: Doubling Down on Hybrid Cloud Storage DevOps Is Dead. Embrace Platform Engineering Nonsense Kim Kardashian pays over $1 million to settle SEC charges linked to a crypto promo on her Instagram Test drive new McLaren Formula 1 themes in your Chrome browser Tacos Are a Staple in Austin. How Is Inflation Impacting Taco Spots? Google Japan’s latest version of it’s new keyboard, G-Board "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)" Conferences Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Why the Voice Inside Your Head Can Sound Like a Jerk ****(Podcast) The Chatter Toolbox (PDF) Matt: Keyboard.io Model 100 Coté: classic microplane. Photo Credits Glasses Banner Sponsored By:Teleport: The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.

This week we discuss the rate of Public Cloud adoption, Google’s Simplicity Sprint and OKR’s. Plus, some thoughts on slippers. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 379. Runner-up Titles You’re not proud of the product You can have both Landing Pages It’s just like Serial Don’t bring me these unqualified deals It’s a Floppy Disk Problem The better the metrics, the less useful they are The sooner you are successful, the longer yoy’are successful Highly Edited Focus on Earnings Rundown AWS CEO says the move to cloud computing is only just getting started Acquired Episode on AWS (Podcast) Google and Developer Toil Google CEO Pichai tells employees not to 'equate fun with money' in heated all-hands meeting Google CEO tells employees productivity and focus must improve, launches 'Simplicity Sprint' to gather employee feedback on efficiency Google CEO tells staff not to 'equate fun with money' Google CEO Pichai: We need to get 20% more productive Relevant to your Interests PaaS Is Not Dead How devops in the cloud breaks down Adobe thinks critics are getting its Figma deal wrong The Dead End from RedMonk Building for the 99% Developers Meta and Google cut staff via quiet layoffs Slack canvas has officially entered the chat! Linus Torvalds talks Rust on Linux, his work schedule and life with his M2 MacBook Air Keynote: Frozen DevOps? The not-so-technical Last Mile Penpot inks $8M, as signups for its open source spin on Figma jump 5600% after Adobe's $20B acquisition Document onboarding startup Flatfile nabs $50M from investors, including Workday Suborbital Extension Engine, and what's next for us What’s Stopping WebAssembly from Widespread Adoption? Did We Overeat on Software? Someone is pretending to be me. Broadcom’s Golden Parachute For Top 5 VMware Execs May Total $337.8M For teens to do better in school, they need to sleep in Leading venture capital firms to provide up to $1.25 BILLION to back startups built on Cloudflare Workers The Uber Hack Exposes More †Than Failed Data Security Leading venture capital firms to provide up to $1.25 BILLION to back startups built on Cloudflare Workers Nonsense The Science Behind NASA's First Attempt at Redirecting an Asteroid Ghoulish moans are haunting the intercoms of American Airlines flights Podcasters Are Buying Millions of Listeners Through Mobile-Game Ads Conferences Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Happy to report that the world-class engineers at @grafana managed to make a @SlackHQ thread with more than 10,000 messages in it. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Introducing PowerPoint Live in Microsoft Teams and/or PowerPoint Reading Mode Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss Amazon’s “Builder Experience” Unit, Adobe buying Figma, Slack’s Status and Zoom gets into email. Plus, Coté embraces the defaults Notes lifestyle. Runner-up Titles Freed from Intel It works! Coteisms are, in fact, incompatible with defaulteisms It will be fun The Apple Chip A Demi Kettle Pay for your own Flu Free to interrupt me Feet on the desk in business suit emoji. None of us can master the intranet. The network is the calendar. Rundown Amazon Built a New Unit to Fix Its Crumbling Engineering Culture Adobe Adobe buying design startup Figma for $20 billion Adobe Is Said to Near Deal to Buy Online Design Startup Figma Adobe-Figma deal likely to attract antitrust scrutiny What Adobe’s Really Paying For Figma: $20 Billion Could Slack Finally Fix the 'Away' Status? Slack gets a new Canvas, thanks to Salesforce Slack’s new Canvas feature puts a document editor in your chat window Zoom Readies Email and Calendar Products to Defend Itself Against Microsoft, Google Relevant to your Interests Why We Are Changing the License for Akka A Message from Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson Ethereum Is Merging Twitter whistleblower's testimony did little to help Elon Musk Former top Cisco executives launch networking startup Nile Audio subscription platform Podimo raises €58.6M Vulnerability Management for Go - The Go Programming Language Cloud adoption will fail because of the skills gap - Lydia Leong Ethereum's massive software upgrade just went live — here's what it does Amazon Web Services — Acquired It Is Time for Businesses to Build Their Own Microprocessors Uber Investigating Breach of Its Computer Systems Securing the Supply Chain of Nothing Google cancels half the projects at its internal R&D group Area 120 McKinsey charges $500k per project, telling stories through data. Starbucks NFTs. Simon Taylor is pretty sharp on fintech IMO Linux Foundation Announces an Intent to Form the OpenWallet Foundation Microsoft Teams has been storing authentication tokens in plaintext | Engadget JavaScript is no longer the favorite programming language for developers The iPhone 14 Feature Apple Didn’t Tell You About Document Foundation charges €8.99 for macOS LibreOffice Sharp Tech Morgan Stanley Lost Some Hard Drives A Look Back at Q2 '22 Public Cloud Software Earnings Charted: Big Tech market values Private equity may become a ‘pyramid scheme’, warns Danish pension fund The Persistent Effect of Initial Success: Evidence from Venture Capital YouTube will start sharing ad revenue with Shorts creators as the company tries to catch TikTok Nonsense When we learned that our future AI overlords loved bowling File this under: Old Bay goes with anything I Tried 21 Flavors of Mountain Dew For Some Reason. Conferences Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Good SDT Slack Thread on pros/cons on using preemptive VM for K8s nodes in Slack SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Listen to Brandon’s appearance on the Cloudcast Like, Comment, Subscribe: How YouTube Conquered the World Coté: “Warm Oak.” Gentleman in Moscow. #defaultslifestyle update: Notes and Reminders. Photo Credits Banner Photo CoverArt

This week we discuss Oracle’s Cloud Growth(?), Starbuck’s blockchain-based loyalty program and André Staltz’s “Time Till Open Source Alternative” article. Plus, some thoughts on free coffee… Runner-up Titles It’s about me Workshop it I stand with the workers of Goldman Sachs This is their Popeye moment Pulitzers and free coffee Financial shenanigans Hide the gift shop in the data center Rundown No more free coffee as bankers return to Goldman Sachs Oracle on Verge of Becoming World’s Hottest Cloud Vendor Starbucks details its blockchain-based loyalty platform and NFT community, Starbucks Odyssey André Staltz - Time Till Open Source Alternative Google canceled its next Pixelbook and shut down the team building it Relevant to your Interests What if those green bubbles aren’t Android’s fault? - The Hustle Tim Cook says ‘buy your mom an iPhone’ if you want to end green bubbles Uber Eats goes driverless with Nuro partnership GM is betting on its electric Equinox, starting at $30,000, to kick-start 'massive adoption' of EVs Your Career Is Just One-Eighth of Your Life Cheating Allegations Shake the Chess World After Champion Suffers Stunning Defeat The Book of Reed Hastings, Revisited Explainer: Understanding Ethereum's major 'Merge' upgrade Patreon security team layoffs cause backlash in creator community Bolt's $1.5 billion deal to buy Wyre dies Citrix Plans to Explore Sale of Wrike Unit After Buyout Closes Meta moves PyTorch to Linux Foundation At Google, 'Rest and Vest' for Sr. Employees is Over, Says CEO Large railroad labor unions say they will strike if quality of life is not addressed in new contract Heat wave knocks Twitter data center offline Linux Foundation Announces an Intent to Form the OpenWallet Foundation - Linux Foundation What Silicon Valley "Gets" about Software Engineers that Traditional Companies Do Not Twitter shareholders approve $44 billion Elon Musk buyout Tech stack Productionizing Envoy Mobile at Lyft Squishable computer runs calculations depending on how you squish it iOS 16 - New Features Nonsense IKEA Responds To Balenciaga’s $2,145 Bag That Looks Exactly Like IKEA’s 99-Cent Tote Bag, And It’s Hilarious We Spoke With the Last Person Standing in the Floppy Disk Business Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Conferences Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Jordi recommend Dirty Tricks SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Rotowire Matt: Control The Other Two Photo Credits Coffee Banner CoverArt Banner Sponsored By:Teleport: The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.

This week we discuss Japan’s “war” on floppy disks, Twitter adds an edit button and Apple going all-in on eSIM. Plus, will the U.S. finally get instant bank transfers? Runner-up Titles They were already in the system. Headless Optimization Gone Amuck. While sitting on the toilet Extensive iPhone Carrying Strategy Breakdown. We need fanny packs. All you have to do to know the problem is to hear the solution. Bring Paul Ford out of retirement. Great ideas, getting close Prevent the typo 73 SaaS Companies “Because, you know, Coté: I’m a pro.” That may be his family crest Rundown Checking on Digital Transformation Japan declares war on floppy disks for government use Instant Payments in the U.S.? You Asked for It: Twitter’s Getting an Edit Button SaaS spend ratios on R&D/S&M/G&A Relevant to your Interests Netflix’s Catch-22 Milestone VMware Offers Sneak Peek at Tanzu App Platform VMware customers optimistically wait for Broadcom’s impact Ubiquiti Teaches AWS Security and Crisis Comms Via Counterexample Rockstar programmer: Rivers Cuomo finds meaning in coding – TechCrunch Microsoft: The deadline to get off Basic Auth is approaching 1 big thing: What's behind chip giants' lawsuit Cloudflare drops Kiwi Farms harassment site Open-source password manager Bitwarden raises $100M • TechCrunch AWS Preps ‘Bastion’ Cloud Service for Advertisers The cloud computing giants are vying to protect fat profits Blackouts possible at height of California’s heat wave Tuesday as grid struggles with record usage For homesick Marylanders Google announces October 6th event to launch the Pixel Watch, Pixel 7, and new Nest devices Isovalent Cilium Enterprise: For Kubernetes Networking & Security Introducing Ambient Mesh Muck Rack scores one of the largest growth equity investments in PR tech Nonsense Southwest Pilot Threatens to Turn Plane Around if Unruly Passengers Keep AirDropping Nudes New escape room just opened in town Jaws is a box office hit again, 47 years after it first hit theaters Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Conferences DevOps Talks Sydney, Sydney, September 6-7, 2022 Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Patrick tweeted about Birdnet and his 5-year-son likes the pictures SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: **** FRAKTA IKEA Duffle Bag L.L.Bean Stowaway Pack Coté: Cavender’s All Purpose Greek Seasoning. Photo Credits CoverArt Banner Sponsored By:Teleport: The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.

This week we discuss VMware Explore, Snap’s move to multi-cloud and the Galaxy Brain take on thought leadership. Plus, Matt Ray’s latest Raspberry Pi project is for the birds…? Runner-up Titles Where’s my admin? All my children qualify as adults Start by eating their food Put two letters in front of it Where’s the grocery store I got that everything bagel spice Is it OK to hang-up on your kids? In the heat of the moment, you can’t set policy. The runbook’s already written. Spagetti Bowl Tanzu the Shih Tzu A FinOps Type of Motion The opposite of the Sales Kickoff, the Savings Kickoff Growth is best done in the shadows. Wrapping bullshit with bullshit Nopehouse, home of the fast follower The fast followers are just in front of the also-rans Thought-leadership suicide mission Rundown VMware Explore How Snap rebuilt the infrastructure that now supports 347M users Screaming in the Cloud with Martin Casado Give finops a say over cloud architecture decisions Business Dudes Need to Stop Talking Like This Relevant to your Interests Amazon tries a new way to excite you about cybersecurity (it's called laughter) The golden noose around Apple's neck Campaign pushes Cloudflare to drop trans hate site Mudge at Twitter Bloomberg takes cut and paste seriously Notice of Recent Security Incident - The LastPass Blog World’s Most Popular Password Manager Says It Was Hacked LastPass Says No Passwords Stolen in Data Breach AWS and Kubecost collaborate to deliver cost monitoring for EKS customers | Amazon Web Services Pandas Pivot Table Explained Charted: Big Tech's bigness UK's Micro Focus shares nearly double after Canada's OpenText agrees $6 bln takeover Teradata takes on Snowflake and Databricks with cloud-native platform The State of the Mainframe Market - Summer 2022 City2Surf face recognition raises concerns IBM Watson Health layoffs disguised as staff 'redeployment' David Young on LinkedIn: The metaverse economy is set to boom... gambling will be a significant OCI History VMware CEO bats away Broadcom concerns as 'next transition' Heroku to delete inactive accounts, shut down free tier Cloudflare Is One of the Companies That Quietly Powers the Internet. Researchers Say It's a Haven for Misinformation Nonsense Sounds right When the development team meet their first Scrum Master Chart of the year nominee Conferences DevOps Talks Sydney, Sydney, September 6-7, 2022 Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Enlightning from Whitney SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Black Bird Matt: BirdNetPi Festival of Feet Half-Marathon Coté: Spigen ArcDock 120W [GaN III] 4-Port USB C Charging Stantion USB-C PD/USB-A Hub with Spigen USB 4 Cable for Thunderbolt 4 Cable 100W Charging 40Gbps Data Transfer for MacBook Pro Air iPad USB-C Laptop. C7/C8 coupler cables Photo Credits CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss DevOpsDays Dallas, devs not wanting to do ops, Twitter Security issues and Apple playing the long game. Plus, some thoughts on Dr. Pepper and Burger King. Runner-up Titles Don’t have the USB cable Barton, can you get me a drink? Just like a beer This is my own podcast, I can do whatever the fuck I want! One day, I’m going to stop being the the butt of all the jokes Throwing a lot of Harvard shade. If you are in France, eat at the Burger King They came for the DevOps glory The jury’s still out for the Dev in DevOps The same sane things Security, always a problem What if there was just one company? Rundown Dallas DevOpsDays Devs don’t want to do ops Twitter Twitter's security alarm Twitter Whistleblowing Report Actually Seems To Confirm Twitter’s Legal Argument, While Pretending To Support Musk’s Apple Wait, When Did Everyone Start Using Apple Pay? — The Wall Street Journal Ad Revenues The golden noose around Apple’s neck 1 big thing: Americans' beliefs are privacy law's hidden roadblock Relevant to your Interests Charted: Streaming surpasses cable AIOps startup BigPanda raises Series E extension, bringing its total capital to $340M Sync Computing nabs $15.5M to automatically optimize cloud resources GitPOAP is a decentralized reputation platform that represents off-chain accomplishments and contributions on chain as POAPs. Cybersecurity platform Aceiss unveils product after seed close Excel @ mentions feature approaches GA on the desktop Cisco pops as guidance, Q4 results top expectations amid concerns of slowdown There's no such thing as vulnerability-free software, it simply doesn't exist… yet Google Cloud claims it blocked the largest DDoS attack ever attempted Excel Formula Generator - Excel Formula AI Bot WSJ News Exclusive | Amazon Among Bidders for Signify Health Twitter tests a special tag to highlight phone number-verified accounts YouTube․com/podcasts goes live as simple 'Explore' page Will MoviePass’ return help struggling theaters? Zoom pares back annual forecast as revenue growth slows to single digits Former security chief claims Twitter buried ‘egregious deficiencies’ The Math Proves It—Network Congestion Is Inevitable Sony confirms PS VR2 is coming to market 'in early 2023' Twitter whistleblower won hacker acclaim for exposing software flaws SSH Security Best Practices using Certificates, 2FA and Bastions Twitter CEO @paraga weighs in on whistleblower story. The House passed a defense spending bill saying you can't sell software to the DoD that has any known CVEs in it. There's no such thing as vulnerability-free software, it simply doesn't exist… yet Neumann’s Resurrection & The Trump Org’s Future Nonsense Shouting in the Datacenter Kubernetes CS Final Exam Conferences Register for the SDT Austin Meetup August 27th at 6:30 PM VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. Coté’s VMware Explore 2022 Page Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting Kubecon. Oct. 24 – 28 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Sandman Audio Book Coté: Amazing Oriental Photo Credits CoverArt Banner