The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony talks about the worst orthodontist experience ever and then Gregg recaps Frozen 2 scene by scene. Also on the table: Anthony and Gregg talk about being punished by their parents and a poor dog is abused by a mother and everyone is very upset about it.This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this Thanksgiving week JRVP, Anthony and Gregg talk about playing tennis and how they are going to spend the holiday. Erica spins through a bunch of fan emails “rapid fire” style and then they discuss dogs driving, SNL, and a classic Harriet Tubman remake.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine.This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), and ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sorry we're a day late, Comedy Central was apparently on fire. Episode 50 of JRVP opens up with some questions between Gregg and Anthony and then they talk about proper bathroom etiquette. Netflix pulls a Christian comic's special after sexual assault allegations, an apology is issued by Cris Collinsworth to Dak Prescott, and a homeless man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman getting into a car. Gag warning.This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), and PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony talks about how much he loves Modern Family and Gregg has found footage of his 4 year old picking his nose for a very long period of time. Erica reads some assumptions and has the guys react. A teacher dressed up in blackface to recite a Microsoft commercial like the rapper Common and McDonalds has to pull a bloody sundae ad.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about the fires in California and how they hope to continue #OctoNoChildPornober for the last few years. News flash: Drake is cornier than ever, a gender reveal ends up in death, and there is some more bad news for Renner fans.This episode is brought to you by Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

**Programming note: There are no new segments or any NFL news updates in this podcast. Anthony and Gregg recap their amazing week at the pumpkin patch, Anthony's lukewarm beef with Ricky Gervais and give some dating advice.This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg returns from London while Coach_Tea fills in for Erica. A dead man kills from the grave, an update regarding Jeremy Renner and Anthony continues to create awareness for #OctoNoChildPornOber. This episode is brought to you by PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Please do what you can to spread the word. #OctoNoChildPornOberThis episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg's parents come to the studio to sit in on the taping of JRVP. Debby says Anthony is better looking, but he insists that's a lie. Debby picked out some nice parent friendly headlines for the guys to talk about including an underwater proposal, a firefighter and the Emmys. Our hearts are so full.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices