The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and celebrate the exciting 63rd episode. Gregg and Anthony share their 63ing experiences before getting into how to prevent coronavirus. Smell your hands.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to hash out after a birthday fall out that left Anthony pretty annoyed. Gregg apologizes and they break it down before moving on to the start of Good Talk and an interview about Anthony's penis. Stick around for the Mardi Gras float deaths and Nazi parades.This episode is brought to you by Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone (available on Apple Podcasts), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony is feeling a little under the weather, but not too sick to put a podcast reviewer in his place. Anthony and Gregg talk about their long weekends and how they spent Valentine's Day before getting into headlines. A bus driver leaves a bus full of students and walks off, the coronavirus spreads even further and Papa John is a liar.This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JRVP is back to discuss reddit, Tom Ford jackets, and the marketing strategies of Sea World before diving into headlines surrounding Oscar weekend and Blac Chyna. Oh, and fatal stabbings with nail clippers.This episode is presented by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a week off to recover from some Pro Bowl hangover, JRVP is back in full swing to talk about the Super Bowl and how sexy the half time show was. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the Kobe tragedy and Anthony talks about when it's the right time to make a joke on twitter. We also talk about Furries and Hitler and the two of them together.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the PRO BOWL! Anthony and Gregg break down the best players in the league who weren't good enough to make it to the Super Bowl. Anthony and Gregg also discuss human pee on escalators, feces sandwiches, and fighting ex wives in combat, you know, normal stuff.This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about Walker's birthday and what Anthony did all week since he is now "off the sauce". The guys talk about the most disgusting things they ever ate and also the spiciest. Also in this episode of JRVP Antonio Brown is throwing bags of d**ks, a masterbating man is fighting off cops and One Million Moms banned together to protest this podcast.This episode is brought to you by Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Forget Anthony's birthday, forget Christmas and forget New Year's Eve... it's Jeremy Renner's 49th birthday! JRVP celebrates hard by going to see CATS, encouraging children to smoke cigarettes, and keeping a dead husband in a freezer for 10 years.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hop on the nearest "one-horse open sleigh" and ride along with Anthony and Gregg for their annual Christmas episode before the holidays. Anthony is the most hungover he's been (in a while) and Gregg reads some funny Christmas cards. Remember, Santa Claus is always watching.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks where Anthony had a show and Gregg went to therapy. They discuss near death experiences before talking about porn mustaches and secret guns at a baby shower.This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com), and Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices