
Nobody Panic
(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big, small, fun and sometimes scary questions with the help of experts and special guests because we're all in this together, guys. So nobody panic. Produced by Plosive. Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Nov 8, 2022 • 33min
How to Understand the Coil
Tessa has been on both coils, Stevie thought IUDs were massive coils of metal until she was 25 and still doesn’t know how they work so grills Tessa on her experiences. Neither are medical professionals, so this is just a starting point for your own research!Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 1, 2022 • 35min
How to Get into Football with Chloe Petts (Live at the Edinburgh Fringe 2022)
Want to get into football but don’t know where to start? Comedian Chloe Petts has made a quiz and also provides excellent starting points for how to get into the beautiful game without panicking too much that you don’t know what the offside rule is. Or a ball. Warning: this was recorded at the Edinburgh Fringe and is slightly mad. Find Chloe on Twitter and Instagram: @ChloePettsBuy tickets for Chloe's tour show Transience here.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded live at the Edinburgh Fringe and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 25, 2022 • 32min
How to do a Halloween Costume
Happy All Hallow's Eve! Last minute invite to a Halloween party? Flying solo? In a couple? Going as a team with all your housemates? Tessa and Stevie present a list of frankly excellent suggestions in the hope of getting those creative costume juices flowing and getting you ready for the spooky season.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 18, 2022 • 34min
How to Be a Good House Guest
Do you keep your shoes on? What if they leave you alone with their dad who’s silently watching golf? Stevie and Tessa tackle these questions and more, though they do spend far too long on the shoe one as it turns out both of them have deep trauma (Stevie of her bare feet and terrible socks, Tessa on the concept of asking guests to keep their shoes on. It’s a lot) Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 11, 2022 • 37min
How to Navigate the Cost of Living Crisis
Feeling panicked about the cost of living? Stevie and Tessa get advice on money saving, as well as how to deal with the emotional drain of stressing about money, from financial coach Clare Seal (@myfrugalyear).Follow Clare on Instagram: @myfrugalyearCheck out thefwforum.comSubscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 4, 2022 • 28min
How to Grow Veg in a Small Space (Live at Hampton Court Palace)
Live at the Royal Horticultural Society's Flowers After Hours at Hampton Court Palace with Ella Risbridger - author of Midnight Chicken and great friend of the podcast - stepping in for an absent Stevie. Tessa and Ella interview Tom Leonard aka Daisy Desire the Drag Queen Gardener about how to garden when you don’t live amid rolling fields and meadows.*This episode was recorded outside!Find Daisy on Instagram: @dragqueen_gardenerBuy Ella's new book The Year Of MiraclesSubscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded live at Hampton Court Palace and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 27, 2022 • 32min
How to Straighten Your Teeth
AKA how to wear Invisalign (other brands are available sure). Stevie is about to finish her 100 days with a retainer. Tessa never wore hers and nearly broke her teeth. Between them, they have some genuinely helpful dos and donts for anyone thinking of getting these fancy invisible braces (also, how much they actually cost).Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Ben Williams and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 20, 2022 • 33min
How to Ride Out Food Poisoning
Tessa got food poisoning and would essentially like to offload her experiences while providing helpful advice on how to ride the waves. Trigger warning: there is a lot of talk of vom and other bodily fluid incidents. Also, neither of us are medical professionals.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Ben Williams and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 13, 2022 • 41min
How to Cope When You Feel Isolated (Live at Salisbury International Arts Festival)
Stevie and Tessa discuss feeling isolated, putting yourself out there, being BRAVE and crucially... latching. Another live episode, this time from Salisbury Arts Centre as part of the Salisbury International Arts Festival on the 17 June.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded live at Salisbury International Arts Festival and edited by Naomi Parnel for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 6, 2022 • 44min
How to Have Friends with Benefits
Do you want a FWB? Or do you really want a FB? Or perhaps an R? Tessa and Stevie navigate the tricky world of the hang and bang (copyright: Tessa) and ask the question that no popular film has ever asked: can people who are attracted to each other ever be friends? Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.