Joe Marler's Things People Do

NEW MERCH ALERT - Grow the Show hoodies can be found here: joemarler.co.uk/shopJoe, Tom and Ryan are in Glasgow for the first leg of their UK-wide tour. They learn about their host city, eat battered Mars bars and learn about the airport from taxi driver Gordon. Plus there’s a review of their first live show as listeners go home happy from the Glee Club. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowTo get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sockTo grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How many of us would fail our driving test if we had to retake it today? Most of us, probably. Luckily, we are joined by Aman this week, who is a driving instructor, and can tell us everything we need to know about driving better. Joe and Tom talk to her about the worst types of student, the most stupid ways to fail your test and 'aggressive vs passive' drivers. Joe also devises a ridiculous way to make parallel parking a lot easier...To follow Aman's Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/@ClearviewDrivingOr to follow her on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@clearviewdriving?lang=enTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowIf you want to buy a bobble hat, a hoodie or any other merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The monthly 'Show Growing Committee' returns, as chairman Joe Marler receives a progress report from his team about how the podcast world domination is going. Tom has updates from some of our listeners regarding their show growing efforts, as well as some handy voice notes up his sleeve containing useful guest ideas. Ryan still hasn't had any luck with Barry from Eastenders, but has high hopes to book Michelle Obama, Greta Thumberg or a builder called Robbie on the show.The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To get in contact with any ideas, or to tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media.To apply to be a guest on the show, tell us what you do by clicking on this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAHvvvz2tiHmQ0R62bay9SLYdUJzbWh9FgRnVpQ6SeoICeXQ/viewformTickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week is Grand National week, the biggest event in horse racing! We are joined in the studio by Tom Scudamore, AKA 'Racing Tom' who has competed at the highest level, and can tell us everything we need to know about being a jockey. He shares with us his ludicrous list of injuries and tells us all about the sacrifices you have to make as a jockey by basically never eating. Joe also asks all the important questions, like how horses are named, which is the best horse ever and how to pick a winner at The Grand National.Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowIf you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/Our guest today is Marcus, who is a police officer in the Hertfordshire Constabulary. He currently works as a neighbourhood officer, which means his job can vary from discovering drug dens, to listening to people complain about their fences. Marcus also was diagnosed with autism within the last year, and he speaks very openly about how this effects and enhances his role as a policeman, and how he would like to make the police force more neurodiverse. Joe and Tom also put some tougher questions to him about the recent controversies that have been reported within the Metropolitan Police force. Oh, and Joe manages to handcuff himself of course...To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowIf you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/This week we are joined by Neil, who is a professional cattle hoof trimmer! Neil spends his days essentially giving cows pedicures, and caring for their hooves... yes, this may be our most niche episode ever. You will hear some chat about how cows have different personalities, a debate about if Joe could outrun a cow, and a fascinating (albeit, slightly graphic) deep dive into how cattle breeding works. There is also a section with Joe on all fours, pretending to be a cow, obviously.To see some cattle hoof trimming, you can follow Neil on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/njb_hoofcare/To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowIf you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/Our guest this week is Nick, who was a supermarket manager for 21 years before recently getting out of the 'game'! Joe and Tom ask him everything you'd expect, including how often do shoplifters get caught? How does the reduced section work? And can you get sacked for being too slow on the checkouts? Nick also tells us about the time a customer shouted at him and accused him of hiding chicken.Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee.To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowIf you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/Our guest this week is Chris, who is a removal man from Hull and someone who can identify how much something weighs just by looking at it. They talk about disgusting houses, weird things you find in people's attics and the best way to dismantle a pool table. There is also a revelation that the ‘PIVOT’ sofa in friends would actually have been really easy to get up the stairs.To follow Chris’s removals page on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_removal_guysTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowIf you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, our honoured guest in the studio is the delightful William Hanson, who is an etiquette coach and possibly the only person who can teach Joe Marler how to improve his manners.... or try at least. In this episode, you will hear conversation regarding 'pet-iquette', how to deliver a proper handshake, and what to do if someone opens a bag of smelly food on the train. There is also some very unsavoury chat involving faeces and a Pringles tube.You can listen to William's podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' here: https://podfollow.com/sextedmybossTickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowIf you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Order, order! Welcome to the first official meeting of The Show Growing Committee, consisting of chairman Joe Marler, co-host Tom Fordyce and producer Ryan. This is a brand new monthly feature, where the team will plot their route to greatness. There is but one goal - make The Joe Marler Show the biggest podcast in the world!So where to begin? Well, the answer is with YOU. The aim of this committee is to give power to the listeners and to take The Joe Marler Show to new heights. How? By sharing your show growing efforts, by applying to be on the show and by spreading the word about this podcast.Together, we can #GrowTheShowThe Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media.To apply to be a guest on the show, tell us what you do by clicking on this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAHvvvz2tiHmQ0R62bay9SLYdUJzbWh9FgRnVpQ6SeoICeXQ/viewformTickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xRTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices