NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots and she sits down with her ghoulish mother to complain about it. We have an original film to watch from Alex Holliday that is sure to get your blood pumping! Find out who makes the best potato salad and why anyone would ever want to make chicken soaked in Coca-Cola in our latest culinary expeditions.

The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We’ve got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We’ve got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whipping up a batch of soup if you’re hungry. Chad Zumock continues to pump out garbage from his new studio. Crazy Joe has a whole new batch of videos to make the Onions seethe! It’s a Mulligan stew mukbang over here in Oniontown!

This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill’s of Chrissie Mayr and all her besties at her content hotel event. What happened and why? Was it worth it? How is this thing a thing? Michael Ray Bower hasn’t always been this way. Or has he? Let’s watch an old video from the time before he lived in his bachelor box and see if we can find some clues. Chad Zumock has moved for the first time in five years, boasting about a new life with a mysterious new girlfriend. But is it the same old Chad we’ve come to laugh at, or will this be the beginning of a new redemption arc for the Ohio simpleton?

Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

Come watch. We just watch over here.

Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies’ Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound controversial fame. Let’s catch up with one of the nuttiest criminals the internet has to offer. KarmicX is back home, and the quiet solitude of his trailer is clearly getting to him. The delusion is stronger with this Minnesotan basic that perhaps any other weirdo we’ve covered. But I digress. We’ve got another film to watch from self-proclaimed director Alex Holliday, and the creative process of this slow rivals that of Metropolitan Detective. Crazy Joe has some thoughts that we must go over. Chad Zumock is gearing up to start streaming again from his new place. But where is it? Does anyone know? Chad is certainly a superior mind and devilish trickster who may be pulling one over on everyone – OGAIN!

Chad Zumock is at a crossroads and is really trying to figure out what to do next. He’s moving to a mysterious new location, he’s pretending to have a woman in his life, and he’s DYING to get his pitiful studio unpacked and get back to doing shows. Thank goodness he has good friends to get him through this difficult time. KarmicX is returning to Minnesota to process his life after weeks in the big city dipping his rod in to some of Pennsylvania’s finest poon. One of the best sources for Steel Toe news has been axed and a new community has popped up to take its place. But is there more to the story? Michael Ray Bower is headed for surgery this month. Will he be able to start over after his health issues are rectified?

It’s Tiff’s birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn’t oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it’s causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 hours away from both Nick and Patrick contesting their HROs from Aaron Imholte in court, and it seems to be contributing to a lot of weird behavior from our favorite Minnesota muse!

Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron’s HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringing in a vacationing trollop to cohost his silly show! Chad Zumock is back from Minnesota where his lackluster visit brought him more ridicule than funds. But at least he got a cool new hat and a pile of new ridicule from his midwestern meandering!

Who says there can’t be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You’re buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery and we need to know if he’s going to be ok – at least physically! Patrick has a trove of stuff from the PO Box and we need to go through these gifts to see who is winning over Patrick’s heart and soul!