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This week on Toilet Radio: Solar eclipse! Meyers Briggs! A Gen-X listener sends us an email about the heavy metal discovery habits of the youths! DJ Ashba, a 51-year old Las Vegas street magician, tried to threaten us with legal action via email! Chris Barnes quit smoking weed! Billy Corgan and Fred Durst are teaming up with Bill Maher to make awful podcasts! Liquid Death is back and stinking up the news with more venture-backed marketing designed to hijack the cultural output of actual artists! Finally, some Swedish guy figured out how to manipulate Spotify’s Chill Beats to Beat Off To playlists to make some fat stacks of cash as hundreds of fake pseudonyms! Folks, it is an episode. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Hemorrhoid– Exogenous Intestinal Blockage This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Tommy Vext is teaming up with the guy that got fired from Thy Art is Murder on a ChatGPT-penned track that absolutely honks. We explore. Joe found a Billboard top modern rock tracks chart from 2002 that sent him into a downward spiral. We spend a good portion of the show talking about music in the Before Internet times, the tyranny of radio, and uncomfortable childhood memories. Finally, we read a very good email we got from a Zoomer metalhead who enlightens us on the new frontiers of metal discovery. We discuss this, and the future, of heavy metal in a post-tiktok world. This one is a little different but I think it’s a good one? Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Selbst – Chant of Self Confrontation This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Making fun of teenage hardcore kids, people going feral at the Municipal Waste tour, Evil Dead (?) are back (?) and they’re still upset about masks (?), Aaron Lewis dazzles with exquisite wordplay, let’s all enjoy fine vintage wines from the Mustaine family estate, and Blue Ridge Rock Fest rides again (this is a threat). Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  I Am The Intimidator – I Am Here… Now This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: The Summer Tour of the year was just announced. We can’t wait to get down with Slaughter to Prevail, Marilyn Manson, and Five Finger Death Punch. / Metallica has a fake charity they use to trade money with other fake charities / We need a moratorium on biopics for dead musicians from the 70s. / Blabbermouth and the Jamey Jasta podcast are the only outlets still willing to launder Tim Lambesis’ reputation. / Gel & Scowl back out of SXSW – we discuss the spotty reputation of the festival and provide a few ideas for making a difference. / Pestilence heard your cries, abandon AI art. Hour of Penance, however? Oof. Folks, it’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Exiled Hope – The Silence is Deafening This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Deathcore. It is a genre of music that still exists. A staggeringly small number of bands have even found some success with it. Surely there must be something to it, right? On this week’s episode of Toilet Radio, we take a look at a handful of these bands to do a close reading of the lyrics beneath all the hurgling and gurgling. We explore the lyrical mastery behind bands like Spite, Traitors, Fit for an Autopsy, Slaughter to Prevail, Hunt the Dinosaur, and much more on this jam-packed ‘sode. Folks, it’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Chainsword – Abominable Intelligence This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

SLAAAAAYER is back because of fucking course they were gonna come back. St Vitus, beloved NYC venue, got shut down over the complaints of one extremely angry pussy. Let’s host an Empire Records-esque fundraiser to get it back open again. Patrick Mameli of Pestilence defends his extremely stupid decision to use AI generated album artwork for the band’s new record. Unleash the Archers have made a whole goddamn mess by screwing around with all this A.I. nonsense – we explore. Finally, No Values Fest features the reunited Power Trip and a brand new payment plan specifically to prey on broke old punks. Folks, it is indeed a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Zombi – The Post-Atomic Horror This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio we took our time absorbing the arcane and esoteric knowledge contained within Bardo Methodology interviews. Hails my brethren, for did we learn much of the limitless wisdom of the cosmos contained within the multitudinous verbiage of these titans of hessian heavy metal. Forsooth, the simple lemmings of this world could never grasp the enormity of the forbidden truth sprinkled like diamonds among swine spoken by Portal, Aosoth, Watain, Bolzer, and much more. Also we talked about Deicide and Hour of Penance using shitty AI album art. Folks, it’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Critical Defiance – 44 Minds This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: 
Zoomers pine for the days of ringtone rap – did you know why ringtones are no longer as popular? Joe explains how the government actually shut that shit down. / Super Bowl but WHERE METALLICA BUHHH / Kanye’s Lords of Chaos era sucks / Meeting unironic Nickleback fans / Kerry “Burger” King’s new solo music sounds exactly like you think it does, gets press at the expense of lifelong friends / Ink-Carceration is back to punish Ohioans for the crime of living in Ohio / Look, man, not every episode is gonna be good. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Hartlight – Bound to Eternity This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Nuclear Blast is getting into the Metaverse with an NFT scam courtesy a predatory children’s game/monetization tool called The Sandbox.  / Thanks to a crypto industry news service, we get to meet the team behind Megadeth’s years-long push to make some money, somewhere from crypto, web3, NFTs and whatever else can generate a few bucks from nothing – reputational consequences be damned. / The drummer of a defunct thrash band bought 9 shares of Tesla stock and then fucked Elon Musk in the face to the tune of 56 billion dollars showing that just because you’re a drummer doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. / Maynard James Keenan ABDL foot fetish no loads refused limited edition live album. Folks, it’s a good one.  Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Brodequin – Of Pillars and Trees This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re wrapping up loose threads on our quest to get to the bottom of insidious global conspiracies. We started this last week but we had no idea just how deep the rabbit hole would go. This time around we spend a good chunk of time hearing out Son of Liberty, Jon Schaffer’s ramblings about a conspiracy to create the Federal Reserve from a shadowy meeting at Jeckyll Island. Ol’ Jonny’s got some wild ideas about what constitutes slavery in a country that literally practiced slavery. BUT ALSO, we’re getting learned about Remote Viewing, thanks to Cephalic Carnage which was entirely new to us. The HAARP Machine go off on a conspiracy regarding avian flu in a quaint time before COVID, and bands like Absolom, Exarsis, and Kremlin go off on literally every conspiracy theory there is. Hell of an episode, folks. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode:  Walk the Plank – Loathe This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.