Radio Toilet ov Hell

Here is the second and final part of our 500 episode celebration. On this one, me, Jordo, and Breno are fielding even more of your questions and voicemails. If you left us a voicemail, it’s probably on this episode at some point or another. We talk about some of our favorite memories over the years of doing the show, favorite riffs, favorite beefs, and much much more. Thanks for listening and look forward to another 500 shows. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Beaten to Death – We’re Not Gonna Make It This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Feel free to leave us a good voicemail at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show.

We did it. On this most celebratory episode of Toilet Radio we’re joined by Brenocide for a jam-packed two-part episode filled with listener questions, voicemails, and silly suggestions. We’re talking about Breno’s new metal project, getting medicated, getting away with murder, the concept of “metal brotherhood”, avoiding insincere lefty political presentations in your music, great live bands, banning one (1) person from metal forever, and much, much more. Because we had so many great calls and questions we had to split this one into a two-parter. Join us next week for even more Toilet celebrations. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Black Band Shirt – Workman’s Comp This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Feel free to leave us a good voicemail at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show.

This week on Toilet Radio: Attila is starting their own doomed-to-fail podcast – we’ll check in again in 3 weeks, losers. / Bad Omens are playing Burnout Extreme / Scott Stapp is having a Moment which will culminate in his greatest role yet – Frank Sinatra in the Dennis Quaid Ronald Regan biopic / Ticketmaster is getting grilled by the Justice Department and one of their execs has some absolutely ass-sucking defense of their awful business practices / Maryland Death Fest is going on now and also posting the lineup for next year – let’s investigate / Ash from Sumerian is threatening to bring back Rockstar Energy Presents Mayhem Fest. It’s a good one. Also I know I fucked up the episode count on the show. Next week’s episode is still #500 tho.  Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Or email us questions at toiletovhellradio@gmail.com  Music featured on this ‘sode: Sabire – Call Me Bastard  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: The Blood Brothers are back and I couldn’t be more stoked / We take a look at the complete lineup for what is *reported* to be the final Furnace Fest and pick it up pick it up pick it up for Christ / Marilyn Manson is trying for a comeback with the help of Nuclear Blast. We discuss why it’s a doomed plan and why fandom culture is so uniquely awful. / Tommy Vext is probably going to kill someone soon. / Apocalyptica and James Hetfield joined together to do Shatner’s spoken word Rocketman / Alex Terrible jerks off dogs, gets nothing. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: In For the Kill – Shutdown This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: It’s festival season! We’re looking at the big U.S. tours throughout the Midwest to the South and exploring the small-text bands are starting to creep up across these lineups. We all know the crowd is there to see your Disturbeds, your Panteras, and your what-have-yous. But what about the little guys? We take a listen to 18 bands from these lineups to see what hot new acts will be the headliners of tomorrow. Legitimately, I think one or two of these have what it takes to make it in the music business to the collective chagrin of the music-enjoying public. Come and join us for these trips through the Rockvilles, Rocklahomas, Blue Ridge Rock Fests, etc. etc. etc. of the year. It’s a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: Lots and lots of abysmal tunes This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We got an offer to go out and attend a festival in Ukraine featuring White Ward. Nice! The festival is a fundraiser for Azov Battalion. Not so nice! / Summer Slaughter is BACK and the worst it has ever been! We investigate this, and more of Ash from Sumerian’s impotent rage RE: vaccines. It is 2024! / Guitar Center has a band new Blues CEO with a bold plan to get a shit ton of wage workers laid off. / We talk about an awful story about a woman getting severe spinal trauma at a show and discuss youth-focused risk and, in the cases of some bands, outright sociopathy in heavy music. Want more Fantasy Labelball? We’ve been playing this game with all of your favorite record labels. Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Our 500th show is coming up soon. Leave me a message at (972) 861-0581 and we’ll play it on the show! Music featured on this ‘sode: Hyperdontia – Death’s Embrace This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Is this a bad idea? We’re playing Fantasy Labelball, the game of hostile takeovers and vicious capitalism, with everyone’s favorite Internet Metal Nerd label: 20 Buck Spin. We’ve kicked in the front door at 20BS HQ and we’re subjecting every band on the roster with our cruel trials to determine who stays, who goes, and who gets a funky new gimmick to goose sales. On this part 1 of a 2 part series we make it all the way from A to M alphabetically on the roster. Part 2 is going up on the Patreon soon. And remember: it’s just a game so you’re not allowed to get mad at us. Want more Fantasy Labelball? We’ve been playing this game with all of your favorite record labels. Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Atræ Bilis – Salted in Stygia  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We’re talking about amateur hour bar patrons, fake IDs, and a forgotten 1988 home VHS release from BMG: How To Break Into Heavy Metal (Without Getting Screwed). Join us as we hear from Anthrax, White Lion, Doro, Grim Reaper, Lizzie Borden, Helloween, LA Guns, Flotsam and Jetsam, and a whole bunch of industry guys about the business of heavy metal. There’s so much to offer here, including some surprisingly good advice, hilarious stories about dropping out of school, and hella regional accents that don’t exist anymore. Folks, it’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Wailing Banshee – Hit the Ground This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: The Norwegian tourist trap that used to be known as Helvete burned down lol / Blake Judd vs Jef Whitehead: FIGHT / Australian NSBM band Drowning the Light wrote a few dozen paragraphs on Facebook about the unimpeachable apolitical nature of sweet lady black metal so you know we gotta do a dramatic reading / Trapt bravely takes on virtue signaling, virtue signaling wins / A venture capitalist gives us a step-by-step guide to exactly how much Liquid Death fucking sucks. It’s a good one. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Anthropophagous – Anthropophagous This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re honing in on a style of 90’s-esque rock n’ roll that we’ve termed Nü Alternative. Though loosely categorized themselves as “grunge”, “shoegaze”, “post-hardcore” and a variety of other subgenres, we propose that all of these bands could fall under our umbrella of turn-of-the-century-big-ass-riff-ass-rock. We’re talking about left-of-the-dial, unapologetically guitar-based rock with roots stuck deep in the pre-internet days. Join us for a celebration of righteous jams. Like this show? Want more? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Fleshwater – The Razor’s Apple SPICE – ALL MY BEST SHIT  Entropy – Deathspell  Greet Death – Panic Song ASkySoBlack – Waiting for a Hearse  Narrow Head – Sunday  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.