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Happy new year, welcome back to Toilet Radio. This week: We offer our predictions for the world of metal and the world in general in 2025. Who gonna perform at the Trump inauguration? Who gonna die? Who gonna suffer crippling financial defeat? / Sumerian Records bought The Hard Times and now you get to see what happens when a fun little side hustle becomes a massive burden. / RIP to the Punk Rock MBA, you were a huge creep. / Alice In Chains, among other artists, got fat stacks of free covid cash. Then they left a longtime crew member to die without financial support. Dark! Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this show: Vultures Vengeance – Those Who Sold The World Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

On this very special Christmas edition of Toilet Radio: I get all riled up and bitter because Liquid Death managed to go viral again. Great. Attila’s rebrand attempt after an aborted tour featuring multiple sexual abusers is a deeply confusing proletarian campaign. Phil Labonte wants to privatize the mail for reasons even he doesn’t understand. BUT THEN: Me and Jordan give each other silly gifts and enjoy the spirit of the season. Pour up some cocoa and gather the family ’round the fire so that I can swear at you all about having to work today. Music featured on this show: Old Nick – A Heart Blacker Than Coal Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We know what the you weirdos like. Blood Incantation is gonna be on almost every best-of 2024 list from here to Calcutta. But what of the mainstream? What do the normies listen to? We analyzed the data and found the 22 most streamed rock and/or heavy metal songs on YouTube in the year of our lord 2024. Sure, you can always count on a crummy Bad Omens or a Disturbed song to show up on these lists. But this year we’ve got a bunch of unpleasant new surprises. Join us as we listen to 22 mainstream hits for your listening pleasure. We’ve been doing this show every year for quite a while so we can make an educated statement that this is by far the worst year for mainstream music in at least a decade. Prepare yourself. Music featured on this show: Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan break down our favorite songs of 2024. It was a good ass year for goth rock, rockin’ death metal, and rockin’ in general. We examine our picks and invite you to walk with us, rock with us. Also on this show: more horror stories from the ER, We found the guy behind “all-girl AI metal band” Pink Paradox due to him harassing us way too much, and we talk about some of our other favorite metal moments of the year. If you like any of the music here, stab any of the handy links below to purchase the full record because everything here is a straight up jammer. Music featured on this show: Pøltergeist – Children of the Dark Cemetery Skyline – Violent Storm Sabïre – Call Me Bastard Blitzkid – Werwulf  Chapel of Disease – A Death Though No Loss Sonja – Discretion for the Generous Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Jake E Lee isn’t afraid of anything, including the guy that shot him multiple times. Tim Lambesis was caught on video acting violent and insane towards his wife. He responds by saying that he is a victim and this is is all HER fault, actually. SHOCKING. Sick New World tried to put dozens of bands on a one day fest and pay 10 million dollars to Metallica and Linkin Park. In related news, Sick New World Fest is cancelled. The Dead Boys and Cleopatra Records attempted to get their now-former singer to do vocals that would be replaced by an AI-Stiv Bators. To hell with these robots, man. Finally, Ronnie Radke has an all-time meltdown while streaming Minecraft, is no longer welcome in Austria. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Mean Mistreater –Killer Red This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Rockville, Rockville, U-S-A! This week we’re combing through what is now the largest rock and metal fest in the United States – Welcome to Rockville in Daytona, Florida. They’ve got it all! Hardcore, radio rock, legacy metal, insane clowns, butt rock, and so much more. Join us as we rapid-fire judge about a million and a half bands. Also, Linkin Park is back, and you can read all about it in Dianetics. We’re talking about their world tour, new album, and all the opening bands that shredded their credibility for the opportunity. Folks, it’s a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Gutless – Beyond the Catacombs This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: As I Lay Dying continues on without any non-Tim Lambesis band members and now Austrian Death Machine, somehow still around, is also left without any non-Tim members. / A study in arrested development, Alien Ant Farm and CKY are beefing! The girls are fighting! / Big anniversary celebrations for Papa Roach and The Phantom Menace remind us that it has been 25 years since childhood ended / We talk about a big tour coming to very small towns featuring nothing but red-blooded American (and Canadian) music pushing some kind of insidious political agenda. Lets dive into 90s radio country / Decapitated have decided, against better judgement, to try touring the US again. Be sure to stretch before lifting that oh-so-heavy pool table. Folks, it’s a show. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Gospel Tremors – Solicitor  This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. Gospel Tremors – Solicitor

This week on Toilet Radio: Morbid Angel dropped off their own headlining tour to be replaced with I AM MORBID. What the fuck? That’s like L.A. Guns being replaced by one of a dozen different active L.A. Guns outfits. Also on this week’s show: We got a promotional email for an AI “metal band” that was generated entirely by a greasy fucking nerd typing with one hand. We dive into Pink Paradox and it’s disgusting! Also, a fake “occult doom” AI “band” managed to fool a bunch of outfits and hapless Bandcamp purchasers before their forgery was found. Folks, it’s a good one. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: In Retrograde – Italian Disco This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming. This week on Toilet Radio: Election madness! Jon Schaffer managed to get a slap on the wrist for diming out all his Oathkeeper buddies so Iced Earth will surely return soon. As I Lay Dying has completely melted down and it’s all Tim Lambesis’ fault. Warped Tour* has returned and it sucks real bad man. We talk about SHELL SHOCK FEST, an ill-fated local fest that tried to use Kyle Rittenhouse as a star attraction and then immediately went to shit. Finally, we talk about Ash vs. Ronnie Radke in a battle of who sucks more. Folks, it is an episode. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: Andy Gillion – Prophecy This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week: Our final episode of The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular. We’re joined by returning champion Shayne Mathis to talk about Demons (1985), a movie about how much fun it is to skip school and go watch horror movies instead. For folks unfamiliar, Demons is a much-beloved Italian zombie flick that features the music of early Motley Crue, Saxon, Accept, and Billy Idol. It also features a much-beloved scene in which a guy rides a dirt bike around a movie theater chopping heads off with a sword. It rules. Join us as we talk about sleazy Italians, hidden horror gems, and big, mainstream coworker heavy metal. Folks, it’s a good one. Join us next week as we get back to your regularly scheduled making-fun-of-metal-guys content. Happy Halloween. Want more Toilet Radio? Get hundreds of hours of exclusive content and access to the TovH Discord over at the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. Music featured on this ‘sode: ZORN – GORN This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.