Unhinged with Phoebe Parsons

Thou Shalt remember, that there is no force equal, to that of a hormonal woman. If the Spice Girls left us anything (you know, aside from a string of timeless tunes), it was the legacy of girl power. They say pain turns into power, right? And for women, pain is a normal part of life. Period pain, menstrual cramps, pap smears, childbirth, waxing, bloating, PMS, stilettos, laser hair removal and g-strings... just to name a few.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember that if you didn't 'gram it, it didn't happen. Navigating your way through social media is a minefield. One minute, you're posting an innocent Flashback Friday from that girls trip you took to Bali, and the next, you've suddenly gone into battle with the slew of messages that have just aggressively slid right on into your DM's. Welcome to the #firstworldproblemsof2018  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember that a new year, doesn't always mean a new you. And just like that, another year has come and gone, and at the risk of sounding like a total drama queen... thank.god. No - wait, that's not totally fair and if you're listening 2017, you weren't a complete bust. You just had really high highs, and really low lows. Wouldn't you agree girls?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Phoebe, your resident twenty something Train Wreck. Buckle up, because I'm back for season 3, and I'm bringing my girl squad with me... Coming Tuesday January 23.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember, that there are ways you can outsmart the the silly season. This chick loves Christmas. I literally have zero shame in admitting that I live for December. Allegedly that's the only time it's socially acceptable to listen to Christmas Carols without setting your Spotify to private... But seriously though, nothing beats the feeling of finally being able to take your next level christmas spirit public and share it with... well, anyone who'll tolerate you really.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou Shalt remember that nothing worth having comes easy... especially when it comes to fitness. Being fit is pretty great. From the mood-boosting endorphins that leave you happier than a clam at high tide to the unwavering sense of accomplishment you get from totally slaying your sweat sesh, it's true when they say nothing feels as good as fit does. But you know what else is true? Fit Girl Problems.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember, that sometimes you have to fake it to make it. The scariest part about becoming an adult, is realising that nobody actually knows what they're doing, and everyone is just winging it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember, that google is not a real doctor. The true mark of adulthood, isn't getting married or buying a house... it's scheduling your own medical appointments. Whether it's medical, dental, optical or chiropractal (I made that last one up), there'll come a time in your life, when your parents will wash their hands of the responsibility, leaving you to fend for yourself for your sick little self.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, I think it's only fair that I'm completely honest with you. I had big plans for this weeks episode. But something happened......  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember, that good things don't come to those who wait.. they come to those who work their asses off. My life is kinda like that Rhianna song... you know the one... work work work work work work... and the rest I don't understand. But I'm not complaining about it. I love my job... I'm proud of my job... and you know what, I worked bloody hard for my job! But I'm not even going to try and sugar coat it, because just like the mastering winged eyeliner, getting a great job is not an easy feat.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.