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Some Writers Think Life is OverratedWilliam Shakespeare wrote, “This life… is but a walking shadow; a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”Songwriter K.D. Lang put it more simply, “Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”Some Writers Think Life is an AdventureJoseph Campbell wrote, “The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.”Susan Ryan said, “We get to show up. We get to step into this story.”Some Writers Think Life is SimpleSongwriter John Lennon said, “When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”Business writer Tom Peters said, “Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works.”Some Writers Think Life is About WritingNobel-Prizewinning author Gabriel García Márquez wrote, “Life is not what one lived, but what one remembers and how one remembers it in order to recount it.”Anne Lamott, the author of Bird by Bird says, “Becoming a writer is about becoming conscious. When you’re conscious and writing from a place of insight and simplicity and real caring about the truth, you have the ability to throw the lights on for your reader. He or she will recognize his or her life and truth in what you say, in the pictures you have painted, and this decreases the terrible sense of isolation that we have all had too much of.”Some Writers Think Life is TransformativeWes Jackson said, “If your life’s work can be accomplished in your lifetime, you’re not thinking big enough.”Studs Terkel wrote, “Work is about a search for daily meaning as well as daily bread, for recognition as well as cash, for astonishment rather than torpor; in short, for a sort of life rather than a Monday through Friday sort of dying.”Some Writers Think Life is ServiceDr. Albert Schweitzer wrote, “I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve.”Dave Wolverton said, “When you grow up, you have to give yourself away. Sometimes you give your life all in a moment, but mostly you have to give yourself away laboring one minute at a time.”Some Writers Think Life is ContemplationA Blackfoot warrior named Crowfoot wrote, “What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.”The Welsh hobo-poet W.H. Davies said, “What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?”Some Writers Think Life is ConnectednessJohn Donne famously wrote, “No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less… Any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.”My friend Vess Barnes has his own definition of our purpose in life, “To encourage, to comfort, to awaken, and to stretch those who find themselves riding this big ball as it screams thru time in the silence of space. To be a bridge, not a barricade. To be a link, not a lapse. To be a beacon and a bolster; not a bragger or a bummer. To help bring the corners of life’s lips to their summit. To be a friend to those who tind their fit a little awkward in this chaos society calls living.”Some Writers Think Life is a ComedyJustin Halpern, in his famous book, Shit My Dad Says, wrote, “You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news about the rest of life.”One hundred and twenty years ago, Elbert Hubbard said, “Do not take life too seriously – you will never get out of it alive.”Me? I agree with the writer of Ecclesiastes.Solomon closed his book 3,000 years ago with these words. “When I applied my mind to know wisdom and to observe the labor that is done on earth — people getting no sleep day or night — then I saw all that God has done. No one can comprehend what goes on under the sun. Despite all their efforts to search it out, no one can discover its meaning. Even if the wise claim they know, they cannot really comprehend it.”But just prior to writing those closing words, Solomon gave us this advice. “So I commend the enjoyment of life, because there is nothing better for a person under the sun than to eat and drink and be glad. Then joy will accompany them in their toil all the days of the life God has given them under the sun.”Roy H. WilliamsIf you enjoyed those comments by famous writers, you’ll find a lot more like them in the rabbit hole. To enter the rabbit hole, all you have to do is click the image at the top of each week’s MondayMorningMemo. Each image you click will take you one page deeper.– I’m Indy Beagle, August 25th, 2025Bianca D’Alessio is the #1 real estate agent in New York City and New York State. Her residential and commercial portfolio exceeds 10 billion dollars. She is also one of the stars of HBO Max’s TV show, Selling the Hamptons. Bianca earned her success the hard way. She had to overcome a crippling series of early setbacks and was plagued by imposter syndrome, forever hearing that little voice that whispers, “If other people knew you the way that I know you, they would know what a phony you are.” Do you have lofty goals for yourself and your business? Spend some time with Bianca D’Alessio today at MondayMorningRadio.com

Open your ads with a big, emotional idea.Save the details for your web page.Use parallel structure if you can.Parallel structure is a writing technique that uses similar grammatical constructions to express related ideas. Patterns of words, phrases, or clauses that are repeated show that your selected ideas are of equal importance. Parallel structure uses clarity and rhythm in writing to create a balanced and harmonious flow.It is how you can sing to the heart without music.Parallel structure is a poem that doesn’t rhyme.Parallel structure is a song without music.This is parallel structure…Natural diamonds are rare and wonderful.Especially when they are perfectly proportioned. If you are going to ask a rare and wonderful womanto marry you, be sure that her engagement ring celebratesa rare and wonderful, perfectly proportioned,Earthborn natural diamond.This diamond was born when the earth was formed.It has been waiting millions of years to be theundying symbol of your love.An unspeakably rare and wonderful diamond;for an unspeakably rare and wonderful love:Earthborn natural diamonds. Available in only the finest stores.Visit earthborndiamonds.com to findthe earthborn diamond jeweler near you.Born, celebrates, waiting, undying… “Natural diamonds are rare and wonderful. Especially when they are perfectly proportioned.” 1. I suggest Earthborn Diamonds as a name to consider because:(A) the name clearly indicate that these are natural diamonds.(B) anything that is “born” is alive.(C) Your engagement ring also comes alive when it “celebrates” the Earthborn Diamond it holds.(D) I own the domain name.2. Let’s examine the central stanza of this 5-part, 4-stanza* song of love:“This diamond was born when the earth was formed. It has been waiting millions of years to be the undying symbol of your love.”(A) “Earthborn” is explained in that opening sentence.(B) “waiting” is the third activity that only a living thing can do, and fourth,(C) to be “undying,” a thing must be alive, like this diamond, and your love. 3. “Rare and wonderful” is repeated 5 times in just 30 seconds.(A) It describes the Earthborn diamond.(B) It describes the woman you love.(C) It describes the love that the two of you share.4. This love song employs a writing technique known as parallel structure. (A) The diamond, the woman, and your love all share specific attributes, and(B) twice the ad tells us that these diamonds are “perfectly proportioned.”(C) Due to the recurrent, parallel structure of the ad, “perfectly proportioned” will trigger the mind of a man to think of the perfect proportions of the women he loves. But he will do this on his own, in the private chambers of his mind.5. When you want to attract a man to your diamond brand,(A) speak about the properties of the diamond(B) as an echo of the properties of the woman.(C) He will choose your diamond because he associates it with her. * We open with a half-stanza followed by three stanzas, then close with a half stanza. Our 30-second ad is a poem without rhyme, a song without music.Roy H. WilliamsSensei Gary Engels gives business people the discipline and a sequence of steps that always lead to lasting success. His wisdom was not gained in business school but was forged from decades of success on the karate mats. “Sensei Gary” is a successful entrepreneur, an app creator, and a fourth-degree black belt. Having witnessed his deputy reporter Maxwell continue to thrive in business after achieving his black belt at the age of thirteen, roving reporter Rotbart can testify that the skills required to earn a black belt are the same ones that can be used to build a business into a thriving enterprise. The contest is about to begin at MondayMorningRadio.com

Pearl had the power of 5 different breeds. She was my Megadog. The Mustang was a 1971 convertible, white with a blue interior.The car and the dog could not talk, of course, but speech is not required to show love.Pearl and I found each other in the middle of nowhere, Oklahoma, when I was 8 years old. She had been abandoned by the side of the road and was starving. I was lonely and needed a friend.When Pearl realized that she had been adopted, she became as mellow and contented as a dope-smoking hippie in a tie-dyed T-shirt. But Pearl was not a little yapper dog. If you acted as though you were going to attack me, that 16-pound dog would become a gigantic werewolf that could move at the speed of light.Pearl followed the advice of E.W. Howe.“When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.”Speech is not required to show love.Rachel Dawes was a childhood friend of Bruce Wayne in the 2005 movie, Batman Begins. She said to him,“It’s not who you are inside, but what you do that defines you.”Matthew records a parable by Jesus in which he makes a similar point:“There was a man who had two sons. He went to the first and said, ‘Son, go and work today in the vineyard.’‘I will not,’ he answered, but later he changed his mind and went.”“Then the father went to the other son and said the same thing. He answered, ‘I will, sir,’ but he did not go.”“Which of the two did what his father wanted?”“The first,” they answered.Speech is not required to show love.Likewise, in the second chapter of James we read,“If a person is without clothes and daily food, and you say to them, ‘Go in peace; keep warm and well fed,’ but do nothing about their physical needs, what good is that?”My ’71 Mustang, like Pearl, was abandoned by the side of the road.I left a note under the windshield wiper in 1991.“Might this be a good time to sell this car? Give me a call and I’ll buy it where it sits.”The man called me and I met him at the side of the road with the cash. He handed me the title to the car and asked, “Did you call a wrecker?”“No,” I answered, “I’m hoping to drive it home.”The man smiled and said, “Good luck,” as he drove away.I then took the pliers out of my back pocket and quickly replaced the fuel filter. The car started immediately and I drove it home. The fuel filter on a Ford 302 engine of that era was notorious for getting clogged up, and this Mustang still had the original fuel filter. I was shocked that it had lasted 20 years.I am going to tell you about that car, even though I know you won’t believe me.It never had a flat.It would perform as though it had 4-wheel drive if I needed to pull a friend’s car out of a ditch on an icy day.The car would refuse to run out of gas unless I was within coasting distance of a gas station. And if it absolutely had to break down, it would wait until I was within coasting distance of an auto parts store that had exactly the part I needed. (The car knew, of course, that I already had the tools that I would need in the trunk.)Speech is not required to show love.You have people in your life that you love. I know you do. You know it, too.Here are two other things that you already know.Talk is cheap.Actions speak louder than words.I am not against words. In fact, I am in the word business. Banging words together is what I get paid to do.And it is always a good thing to tell the people you love that you love them. But it seems to me that we are becoming a nation of too many words and not enough action. We don’t want to become a nation of little yapper dogs, do we?Social media is mostly, “yap-yap-yap-yap-yap.”To which people reply, “yap-yap-yap-yap-yap.”Love is not about what you say. Love is about what you do.I think we have talked enough about it.Now what are we going to do about it?Speech is not required to show love.Roy H. Williams“As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.”– Mae WestMarcy Syms became the youngest female president of a publicly traded company on the New York Stock Exchange in 1983. Her company sold brand-name fashions at discount prices, generating $350 million a year in stores across 13 states. Marcy’s father, Sy Syms, founded that company on an idea that quickly became an iconic slogan. “An educated consumer is our best customer.”Faced with increased competition and a soft economy, the Syms stores closed in 2011 after more than 50 years. Listen in as Marcy Syms tells roving reporter Rotbart about the lessons she learned as the president of a big company. You will be delighted at what Marcy has to say about effective leadership, and surprised by its key characteristic. Listen and learn, learn, learn at MondayMorningRadio.com

“More agile than a turtle! Stronger than a mouse! Nobler than a head of lettuce! His shield is his Heart! It’s… El CHAPULIN COLORADO!”El Chapulín Colorado – The Red Grasshopper – was a Spanish-speaking television star loved by hundreds of millions of people around the world.The Red Grasshopper would shout “¡Síganme los buenos!” and leap into action whenever a ghost, a bandit, or any other threat appeared.(“¡Síganme los buenos!” translates to “Follow me, the good ones,” or “Good guys, follow me.”)And then he would run into a wall. Or tumble down the stairs. The results of following the lead of the Red Grasshopper were never straightforward. He had a good heart, but he was very poor, clumsy, and inept. His leadership would often increase the trouble, cause a mess, or create some other disaster that, through sheer luck, would always solve the problem.El Chapulín Colorado was Don Quixote dressed as a comedic superhero.Notice how these simple, concrete nouns are easy to visualize in your mind. “Turtle, mouse, head of lettuce, heart, red grasshopper.”And the verbs associated with El Chapulín Colorado are simple as well. “Leap, follow, run, tumble.”El Chapulín Colorado averaged 350 million viewers* per episode in Latin America alone during the mid-1970’s and 1980’s. The show has made $1.7 billion in syndication fees since it ceased production in 1992.Luis Castañeda, one of the Wizard of Ads Partners, recently sent an email to the partner group.Gentlemen,I was listening to this podcast “Outliers: Anna Wintour – Vogue” [The Knowledge Project Ep. #233] when I heard this comment:“Digital transformation isn’t about abandoning what made you successful. It’s about translating it to a new medium.”I took this to mean:“How can we translate what Roy has taught us into better digital marketing?”What do you think?LuisToday I will teach you a simple but profound answer to the question posed by Luis. In fact, I already have:These simple, concrete nouns are easy to visualize in your mind. “Turtle, mouse, head of lettuce, heart, red grasshopper.”And the verbs are simple as well. “Leap, follow, run, tumble.”Do you want to create better online ads? Avoid abstract words. Use simple, concrete nouns that people can easily see in their mind. Use simple verbs that are easy to visualize as well.Avoid abstract words. Use concrete words.Avoid abstract words. Use concrete words.Avoid abstract words. Use concrete words.And repetition is effective.Professional writers have long been familiar with that advice, but it was only recently scientifically proven. The publication is “Journal of Experimental Psychology: Learning, Memory, and Cognition.” The paper is titled, “Concrete Words Are Easier to Recall Than Abstract Words: Evidence for a Semantic Contribution to Short-Term Serial Recall.” The tests were performed, and the paper was written, by Ian Walker and Charles Hulme of the University of York.Their paper is long and filled with scientific jargon, but this summary sentence is relatively easy to understand:“It is also apparent that the short words were much better recalled than the long words, and that the concrete words were much better recalled than the abstract words, with the possible exception of the first and last serial positions.”When Walker and Hulme refer to “the first and last serial positions,” they are referring to the long-established laws of Primacy and Recency. These terms describe how humans tend to remember the first item (Primacy) and the last item (Recency) in any sequence better than the items in the middle. This is known as the serial position effect. Now let’s make all of this really simple.These are the steps for making better online ads:Open big by using short words that project clear images into the mind.Use colors, shapes, and the names of familiar things when you write.Use simple verbs that describe actions that are easy to visualize.Close big by returning to your opening image, but now it has been changed by what you are selling.Here is an example:My ads did not bring in money. I was usingbig words so that I would sound smart. Then I readwhat Roy wrote and now my ads are bringing in money.© 2025, Roy H. Williams, Wizard of AdsRun that ad without changing a single word and leave the hyperlink intact and watch infinite clicks roll in to my website.“Síganme los buenos.”Roy H. Williams*350 million viewers – the viewership of each episode of El Chapulin Colorado, was more people than the total population of today’s United States (347,275,807 in 2025).Damon Lembi and his crew have served over 14,000 for-profit and non-profit organizations containing 1.25 million employees. Damon’s company competes with corporate giants hundreds of times his size and Damon usually wins. Do you want to have the mindset to thrive in today’s hyper-competitive marketplace? Join roving reporter Rotbart and his deputy Maxwell as Damon Lembi explores the mindset of today’s business executives. Class is currently in session at MondayMorningRadio.com

A troubling statement makes us want to think of exceptions to it that would prove that statement to be wrong.“Outliers are interesting, but they rarely matter,” is a troubling statement, and you may already be thinking of exceptions to it. But it remains true nonetheless.This second statement is also true. “If there were no outliers, there would be no new inventions, no innovations, no progress. We would be trapped forever in the status quo.”These seemingly contradictory statements can both be true because there are two kinds of outliers.Leonardo da Vinci made marvelous art and filled fabulous sketchbooks with his insightful ideas, but he didn’t really change anything. He was just an interesting outlier whose mind was ahead of his time.Rare is the outlier who throws a pebble into the ocean of time and shifts the world off its axis. Electricity is harnessed. Computers are invented. Someone connects them and now everyone knows everything all the time.“What distinguishes the past from the present is not biology, nor psychology, but rather technology. If the world has changed, it is because we have changed the world.”– Ezra Klein & Derek Thompson in their new book, AbundanceTechnology changes the world, but persuasion changes hearts and minds.I am an ad writer.When I was in my 20s, I was told,“People never change their mind. If you give a person the same information they were given in the past, they will make the same decision they made in the past. When a person appears to have ‘changed their mind,’ what they have really done is made a new decision based on new information.*”Ten years later I realized that those people were trying to use logic to create “persuasion technology.” Their mistake was assuming that people make their decisions logically. But people do not trust new information when it disagrees with their belief system.New information may allow you to win the argument, but it rarely wins the heart.And a person convinced against their will, remains unconvinced, still.Wash away the opinions, bravado, and fluff, and you will find that most people are NOT seeking new information. They are seeking identity reinforcement.Bertrand Russell was a mathematician and a logician. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature eight years before I was born.He said,“If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance with his instincts, he will accept it even on the slenderest evidence.”When your goal is persuasion, don’t begin with new information. Begin by agreeing with what they already believe. Meet them where they are. Only then can you hope to lead them to where you want them to go.Abraham Lincoln knew that persuasion is easier when you begin at a point of mutual agreement.“If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend. Therein is a drop of honey that catches his heart, which, say what you will, is the greatest high-road to his reason, and which, when once gained, you will find but little trouble in convincing his judgment of the justice of your cause.” – Abraham LincolnLincoln knew that if you win the heart, the mind will follow. The mind will always create logic to justify what the heart has already decided.Abraham Lincoln understood relational marketing, which is the art of changing the beliefs of a person by shifting their perspective a little, rather than by introducing new facts.Do you want to persuade? Find an existing belief that you can agree with. Agreeing with your customer’s belief is far more effective than trying to convince them to accept new information that contradicts what they feel is true.When you ask a person to accept new information that will destroy their belief, you are asking them to admit they have been a fool.Relational ad writers learn to ignore the contrarians who say, “No one will be persuaded by your ad.” When these outliers say “no one,” what they really mean is, “Me and my friend.”Outliers never speak for the majority. This is why they are called “outliers.”“Outliers are interesting, but they rarely matter,” is the perspective of every relational ad writer.Most ads are not written to persuade; they are written not to offend. But those watered-down ads don’t have enough horsepower to pull a fat kid off the toilet! A persuasive ad will turn that kid into an astronaut.Persuasive ads move people, but not everyone will be moved in the direction that you want them to go. Don’t let this bother you.Outliers don’t matter, because you don’t need to win the hearts of everyone.You only need to win the hearts of the majority.Roy H. Williams* Those people from my 20’s would have spoken the truth if they had said, “People never change their mind. If a person maintains the same perspective they had in the past, they will make the same decision they made in the past. When a person appears to have ‘changed their mind,’ they are usually just looking at the old information from a new perspective.” Don’t try to change the information. Just illuminate that old information from a new angle. Speak to the heart, not the mind.Ken Banta believes there are times for “short-term thinking” and right now is one of those times. In this week’s conversation with roving reporter Rotbart, Ken explains why it is a mistake to create a corporate plan that projects three, five, or ten years into the future. Ken Banta believes that leaders should focus on the immediate horizon. Technology and world events are evolving at breakneck speed, so forecasting the future is like trying to predict the location the next lightning strike. Take a listen to this week’s episode at MondayMorningRadio.com and see if you agree.

Clarity and Brevity are the highest creativity. But “clear and brief” does not mean simple and predictable.One the most talented writers of advertising in the world would be surprised to hear me call him that. Jonathan Edward Durham is a novelist. He recently posted this random thought.“‘Why am I so sad today?’ I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad.”You may not agree with Durham’s statement, but you will agree it was artfully crafted.What Durham gave us was clarity and brevity without predictability. This is the mark of a great ad writer.“Why am I so sad today?” immediately gets our attention. We are compelled to keep reading.We are surprised that he owns “a little handheld sadness machine.” But our cleverness allows us to translate it as “iPhone” and we receive a tiny spasm of delight.You have never heard of “a little handheld sadness machine” but you knew exactly what it was.His 30-word sentence demonstrated clarity, brevity, and creativity, but none of what Jonathan Edward Durham wrote was simple or predictable.Durham’s ability to bring us – his readers, his listeners, his customers – into active participation in a one-way conversation is pure genius.Jonathan Edward Durham causes us to become engaged with what he is saying.You can do it, too.“Time + Place + Character + Emotion.” That’s it. That’s how Stephen Semple turns a weak story into a powerful one in his famous TED-X talk.Here’s how Jonathan Edward Durham uses Time + Place + Character + Emotion to tell us a story in less than 30 seconds.“About two years ago, we moved across the country. It was a big, stressful move, and anxieties were high all around, and it had only been about six months since we rescued Jack, so he was really just beginning to adjust to having a forever home. Needless to say, Jack didn’t understand why a bunch of strangers were taking all of our things, and he was having a very, very ruff time with the whole process.”“We want Jack to live forever. That’s why we feed him The Wizard’s Magic dog food.”Jonathan Edward Durham’s wonderful story became an excellent ad with my addition of just 16 words. “We want Jack to live forever. That’s why we feed him The Wizard’s Magic dog food.”You already know how to write the 16 words. Now you need to learn how to tell a wonderful story in 76 words like Durham did.Time + Place + Character + Emotion.  Give it a try.Roy H. WilliamsPS – Most people use too many words to make too small a point. The average writer wraps lots of words around a small idea. Inflated sentences are fluffy and empty like a hot air balloon. Good writers deliver a big idea quickly. Tight sentences hit hard. – Indy Beagle“Facts tell. Stories sell.” – Tom SchreiterWho do you call when you need your people to cooperate, innovate, and create? Meta, Google, Salesforce, and other big companies call a woman who has a golden reputation for legendary results. Her methods are unorthodox, unconventional, and irresistible. And her credentials are unique: she is an improv entertainer who trained to be a dancer at Juilliard. Her name is Melissa Dinwiddie and she can play the ukulele. Roving reporter Rotbart heard about this woman, sought her out, and convinced her to sit for an interview. Now take a deep breath, calm your mind, and go to MondayMorningRadio.com

January 18, 1604: King James, a Protestant, announces that he will commission an English translation of the Bible.January 16, 1605: Miguel de Cervantes’ Don Quixote is published in Spain. It is considered to be the first modern novel. Every sophisticated storytelling device used by the best writers today made its initial debut in Don Quixote.February 28, 1605: A 41-year-old Italian named Galileo publishes an astronomical text written as an imagined conversation. A pair of Paduan peasants talk about Kepler’s Supernova.One says, “A very bright star shines at night like an owl’s eye.”And the other replies, “And it can still be seen in the morning when it is time to prune the grapevines!”The observations of the peasants clearly disprove the widely held belief that the earth is the center of the universe. The authorities take note. Uh-oh for Galileo.November 1, 1605: Shakespeare’s Othello is first performed for King James in the banqueting hall at Whitehall Palace in London.Meanwhile, a group of English Roman Catholics stack 36 barrels of gunpowder under the floor of the Palace of Westminster. Their plan is to blow up the king, his family, and the entire legislature on November 5, 1605.The Gunpowder Plot is discovered by a night watchman just a few hours before Guy Fawkes was to have lit the fuse.Shakespeare immediately begins writing a new play. In it, a ruler gives enormous power to those who flatter him, but his insanity goes unnoticed by society. “King Lear” is regularly cited as one of the greatest works of literature ever written.May 13, 1607: One hundred and four English men and boys arrive in North America to start a settlement in what is now Virginia. They name it “Jamestown” after King James. The American Experiment has begun.Don Quixote, Galileo, Shakespeare, the crisis of King James, and the founding of Jamestown in the New World…All of this happens within a span of just 28 months. Flash forward…May 2, 1611: The English Bible that will be known as the King James Version is published.April 23, 1616: Shakespeare and Cervantes – the great voices of England and Spain – die just a few hours apart. (Galileo continues until 1642.)July 4, 1776: The 13 colonies of the American Experiment light a fuse of their own and the Revolutionary War engulfs the Atlantic coast.November 19, 1863: Abraham Lincoln looks out over a field of 6,000 acres. He says,“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.”Lincoln ends his speech one minute later. His hope is that “government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.”Lincoln’s fear is that “the people” will not remain firmly united enough to resist the takeover of a tyrant. We know this because he opens his speech by referring to our 1776 Declaration which rejected crazy King George. America had escaped George’s heavy-handed leadership just –”four score and seven”– 87 years earlier.Five-and-a-half generations after Lincoln’s assassination, the American Experiment continues.Roy H. WilliamsMitch Weisburgh can help you train your brain to1. recognize impulsive reactions2. set them aside, and3. respond far more effectively.Find out how, right now, at MondayMorningRadio.com

I was whining to Clay Cary about the interest rate the bank was going to charge me to fund a real estate investment. I felt the percentage was way too high.Clay asked, “Is the deal you’re about to make a good deal? How much money will you make from it?”I answered his question conservatively. He said, “Now let’s calculate the total amount of interest that you will pay on the loan that makes this deal possible.”We calculated the dollar amounts.I was going to make hundreds of times more money on the real estate than I was going to pay in interest on the loan.Clay said, “As a rule of thumb, if the interest rate you are paying determines whether or not the deal you are making is good or bad, you are definitely making a bad deal. Don’t judge according to percentages. Judge according to dollars.”Here’s a thought.Why do banks never get angry about the huge profits that YOU make on deals using THEIR money?I have never heard a bank say, “We supplied the money, but you are keeping most of the profits. That’s not fair. You should give us more money than we originally agreed upon.”Banks never say that because banks always remember that YOU found the deal and decided to let THEM make some money on it with you.Here’s another example of how percentages can be misleading.Woody Justice had been in business for 6 years when I met him in 1987. His business was circling the drain. Woody’s biggest year had a top line of $350,000. His goal was to someday sell $1,000,000 worth of jewelry in a single year. That would put Woody in the top 10% of jewelers nationwide.I began working with Woody and we grew more than 100% a year for two years in a row. We blew past the $1,000,000 mark in the second year. About a dozen years later, Woody was grumpy. He said, “We used to grow by big percentages. But last year we only grew by ten percent. You need to get your shit together.”“Woody, how many dollars did our top line grow last year?”“We grew by a million dollars,” he said.“Woody, when we first began working together, a million-dollar jump from $350,000 to $1,350,000 would have been a 286% increase. We would have nearly quadrupled your best year ever and you would have wet your pants. Evaluate yourself by dollar growth, not percentage growth. Percentages will lead you to believe that you are doing better, or worse, than you really are.”Woody made a face but didn’t say anything, so I continued. “And by the way, we’re running out of people in this Dairy Queen town. If you want to grow by big percentages again, we’re going to need to open another store somewhere else.”I could say those things to him because we were close friends.Woody died unexpectedly 14 years ago but I still have his number on my cell phone. I tell myself that if I press that number, Woody will hear his phone ring.As long as I don’t delete that number from my phone, Woody Justice will never be gone.Roy H. WilliamsPS – “A Dairy Queen town” is Oklahoma slang for a place that is too small to have a McDonald’s. – Indy Beagle“Do it before you die.” Those five words sum up Carl Barney’s advice to wealthy individuals who want to experience a deeper level of satisfaction. “He who gives while he lives knows where it goes.” Barney believes in “pre-questing” meaningful gifts to individuals and institutions while you can still witness the impact of your generosity.Just this month, for example, Warren Buffett announced plans to donate another $6 billion to charity, bringing his total charitable giving to about $60 billion. (And most people would agree that Buffet is happier and more contented than the average billionaire.) Generosity brings happiness to every giver, no matter their financial condition. Get energized as Carl Barney shares his blueprint for happiness with roving reporter Rotbart and his deputy rover, Maxwell, at MondayMorningRadio.com

Pain is a signal that something is wrong.Pain whispers, shouts, and screams, “Pay attention. Be careful. Something is wrong.”Jean Marzollo wrote a children’s poem in 1948 that romanticized Christopher Columbus. It inspired a generation of children during the Captain Kangaroo years. Her proud poem begins,“In fourteen hundred ninety-twoColumbus sailed the ocean blue”Bill Bryson wrote an insightful summary of that famous voyage on page 205 of his book, “At Home.”“Columbus’s real achievement was managing to cross the ocean successfully in both directions. Though an accomplished enough mariner, he was not terribly good at a great deal else, especially geography, the skill that would seem most vital in an explorer. It would be hard to name any figure in history who has achieved more lasting fame with less competence. He spent large parts of eight years bouncing around Caribbean islands and coastal South America convinced that he was in the heart of the Orient and that Japan and China were at the edge of every sunset. He never worked out that Cuba is an island and never once set foot on, or even suspected the existence of, the landmass to the north that everyone thinks he discovered: the United States.”We learn the meaning of pain as children, but we train ourselves to ignore it as adults.Why do we do that?I’m talking to you about the pain of your Google spend.Is there a chance that you should pay attention – and be careful – because something is wrong?Twenty years ago, Google inspired and electrified American business owners with their promise of “holding ad budgets accountable” by making advertising results, “identifiable, measurable, and scalable.”Business owners romanticized Google by shouting,“Hooray! Advertising will now become just another mathematical equation! Hooray! Hooray! To double my customer count, all I will have to do is double my ad budget!”I watched a friend of mine raise his monthly Google budget from $20,000/mo. to $70,000/mo because he was convinced that he would get three-and-a-half times as many leads. When it didn’t work, I asked him to look closely at how many clicks he had purchased and compare that number to the total population of his trade area.Have you done that math?I watched another friend of mine elevate her Google budget until she was spending $90,000 a month. Her business was no longer profitable. I asked her to look at how many clicks she had purchased and compare that number to the total population of her trade area.Have you done that math?Have you ever raised your Google budget and had Google say to you, “We’re sorry, but it is not possible to spend that much money on your LSA. There simply aren’t enough people each day who are searching for what you sell.”Do the math.The past two decades have been the Captain Kangaroo years for millions of business owners.Bill Bryson wrote that Columbus was, “convinced that he was in the heart of the Orient and that Japan and China were at the edge of every sunset.”How many years have you been believing that your big payday from Google was at the edge of every sunset? Have you been saying,“All we need to do is tweak our plan a little. As soon as we figure out the Google algorithm, we’re going to be rich.”A business owner from a major American city recently spent a day with me. He had been spending $100,000 on Google ads each month for the past few years because he was convinced that he could not afford mass media in his city.His budget could easily have made his name a household word by using television or radio. I know the town well. I have had clients there for many years.His budget would reach more than 2 million people in his city who spend enough time listening to broadcast radio each week that each 0ne of those 2 million people would hear the ad 3 times each weekfor 52 weeks for a total of 156 repetitions per year.Do you sell a big-ticket item that has a long purchase cycle? You cannot win that game unless your name is the one that people think of first – and feel the best about – when they finally need what you sell.That is when the customer will type your name into Google. It is a cheap click with a high conversion rate because they have already chosen you.It takes time and patience, but it always works.Roy H. WilliamsRuth Milligan is the public speaking trainer who was the driving force behind TEDxColumbus where she spent a decade observing good and bad presenters. Today she is helping people improve their presentation skills before large auditorium audiences, intimate groups of employees, and most importantly, customers. Ruth doesn’t tell people what they should talk about. She says that to produce the desired results, what you say is often less important than how you say it. Listen and learn as she explains it all to roving reporter Rotbart at MondayMorningRadio.com.

You want to succeed.But will you recognize success when it happens?What will be its indicators? How will you measure it?Most importantly, how long are you willing to pursue it?You probably overestimate what you can accomplish in a year, and underestimate what you can accomplish in ten years.How many years have you been pursuing your dream?Experience is the name you are allowed give to your mistakes, but only if you have learned from them.Some people have ten years of experience.Most people have one year of experience ten times.Ninety-nine percent of business owners* will continue to defend their marketing beliefs and management practices even when those beliefs and practices continue to underperform year after year.These business owners underperform because traditional wisdom often feels like common sense.The problem with traditional wisdom is that it is usually more tradition than wisdom.Here’s how that happens:Your goal is lead generation.You create an ad that mixes urgency – a limited-time offer – with a strong value proposition. The features-and-benefits of your limited-time-offer dramatically outweigh the price.Your plan is to upsell the customer after they allow you into their home.This is called “transactional advertising” because you are advertising a transaction.Here’s the problem: Transactional ads don’t differentiate you. In fact, they blur you into your category, making you indistinguishable from your competitors.This is Today’s Traditional Wisdom:STEP 1: Give Google most of your profits and keep your fingers crossed. Keep a sharp eye on your cost-per-lead, your conversion rate, and your gross profit per sale.STEP 2: Keep doing this, week after week, month after month.STEP 3: Once a year, calculate how much your cost-per-sale has increased.STEP 4: Contact the people in your peer group to see if their experience has been the same as yours.STEP 5: Yes. Their experience has been the same as yours.STEP 6: Tell yourself, “Everyone else in our category is experiencing exactly what we have been experiencing. This means that everything is under control.”STEP 7: Continue to do this. In 9 more years, you will have had one year’s experience 10 times.Roy H. WilliamsPS – A smart person makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise person finds a smart person and learns how to avoid that mistake altogether.A wise person discovers relational marketing.*ADDENDUMWe gathered data from 64 reputable sources. It can reasonably be estimated that there are about 117,000 companies in the US that provide HVAC services, 132,000 provide plumbing services, and 252,000 provide electrical services. (117,000 + 132,000 + 252,000 = 501,000)Let’s assume for the sake of this example that those numbers are elevated. A lot of home service companies offer two or more services.Let’s further assume that a lot of them are going to be commercial, not residential. So we will reduce the aggregate estimate of 501,000 companies down to just 100,000 companies competing for the opportunity to serve homeowners across America.Here is the fascinating part: we know for a fact that only 638 of those companies have a top line of $20,000,000 or more each year, and just 280 of the 638 will do $40,000,000 or more.Having worked with many of those over-performers, I can assure you that none of them were built on traditional wisdom. – RHWJackie Lapin’s passion was for traveling the world and taking photos. But Jackie’s passion has now blossomed into a thriving business with an impressive community of members. She is providing blog posts, photos, curated reading lists, historical insights, and exclusive travel resources with people who share her wanderlust. In this marvelously candid interview with deputy roving reporter Maxwell Rotbart, Jackie will convince you that turning your passion into a thriving business isn’t just possible; it may be the most direct and rewarding path to a robust income stream. MondayMorningRadio.com