New Rory & MAL

Back after a calm All-Star weekend in, the guys make fun of the rest of the crew for their wild weekend shenanigans. Mal kicks the episode off with a forced apology to Rory for standing him up (there seems to be a theme here), and Rory recaps the Earl Sweatshirt and Action Bronson show that he attended. Karl gives us a preview of his audition to be one of Earl's backup dancers, and then they head into a discussion about the history of All-Star weekends, with Rory & Karl recapping their unfortunate experiences at the one in New Orleans. This leads into a conversation putting MacBooks against Dell computers, and they debate which pre-iphone device was the best. They touch on upcoming episodes of Kanye's doc, and defend former Roc-A-Fella Head of Marketing Chaka Pilgrim from online backlash, and give her flowers. They discuss whether the STEM player is worth the money for what it does, and compare it to the iPod era. They also discuss new music coming (Durk & Kanye), Macy Gray's national anthem performance, Rory's impersonation of the mom from Love & Basketball, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(This episode is chaos, heads up). After a brief discussion about Mal's European roots, Rory & Mal discuss the leaked sex tape of Isaiah Rashad, and their opinions on the backlash, as well as their jealousy of how lit his sex life appeared to be. This leads into the boys getting into how they get the group sex popped off, with Rory getting into his glass shower bag.  Finally, we ask the tough questions regarding Rory's infamous tippy-toe stance while recording, and the color of Mal's areolas. The guy's recap their night with Conway and play some unreleased music, and then Rory addresses Mal being a hater over an ex's boyfriend reveal. They speak on the benefits of side relationships, as well as their nomination for Best Entertainment Podcast at The Ambies. They also discuss hearing-impaired intuition, festival pussy, Kanye's new song with Fivio & Alicia Keys, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys are back, coming straight off the SuperBowl shindig at Rory's house.They of course have to cover Kanye's viral antics, and they review his upcoming documentary. They also cover the SuperBowl and its historic halftime show, as well as cover long-awaited new music coming from Nick Cannon. Rory catches us up on the new wave of scammer-flix docs, lets us in on some of his Heaux Tales, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory & Mal welcome R&B crooner Pink Sweat$ to their home studio to discuss the effects of co-signs in R&B, his Philadelphia upbringing, how labels make their money, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a weekend of fun and depression, the guys sit down and try to figure out why that other podcast has the nerve to say the N-word. They then cover their weekends, and get into new music that was released. They speak on why they don't beef with media personalities, and why they have retired from fighting. Rory brings a disturbing 'Sean Kingston' lyric to their attention, they plan to visit the racist playground of Staten Island, NY, and try to determine what Lamar Odom ate on Celebrity Big Brother. Rory also lets the team in on his rapper dreams, and drops some old potential diss bars (all in fun and games, don't post those clips for clickbait). They also touch on Power, Jay Elect being upset with their last episode thumbnail, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory & Mal start off by addressing the godfather of the instagram meme-quotes, and of course address the beautiful news of the week - Rihanna. This leads into a conversation regarding midwifery, trapping men (& women), and handling raising men. They get into the Janet documentary, new music, Tom Brady's retirement, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, folks! Rory starts off with his story on giving Hip Hop (the person) some insight on an Irishman’s mental state. The guys discuss the outrage over the de-sexualization of the green M&M, and Mal’s friend phones in and gives him insight on the billboard. They get into the best hip-hop legend biographies, as well as other “classic” movies and scenes, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

High Energy Fridays, y’all! The team starts off recapping the life and legacy of Keri Hilson, and proceed to address the HR complaints the team has. Mal tells them about a new porn category he found, and the guys discuss his experience with a woman with two vaginas. They speak on learning too much about their team member Benner, and decide to go to CrimeCon in Vegas for Rory’s birthday. We find out that Baisley is a racist when she attacks Eddin after finding out he’s a Mexican, which leads to a discussion on Nancy Reagan’s legacy as a throat goat. They also address D.A.R.E.’s beef with Euphoria, the upcoming Super Bowl line up, Lil Zane’s career, where Rory got his name, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew is back from a long weekend, ready to fill your speakers with real shit and bullshit. Absolutely nothing happened in the culture, so we start making fun of Karl for just existing, and inform the listeners of our billboard currently up in Times Square (top 3 fans with the most creative photos in front of it get a merch pack). They address the exploitation of the Girl Scouts, Mal’s sweatsuit size, the teams end of year reviews, and Mal comforting Jojo from Jodeci, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mal starts this episode off with vulnerability, and this leads into a discussion of television and objectifying women, which somehow leads Mal and Rory to contemplate how the first pregnant woman and murderer handled their discoveries. Rory insists that we are all participating in a simulation video game and that Elon Musk is winning. Mal (still) doesn’t feel right about having a female Uber driver, and Rory gets into his memories of (failed) parallel parking his way out of some womens lives before.The guys discuss how social media is affecting their lives, and how the bags that people get from TikTok have them thinking of shaking a** for the app. Karl shows us just how sick he really is with a dance demonstration, and as always we accidentally kill off another beloved star. They also give their opinions on best 90’s sitcoms, thorny engagement rings, white guilt becoming illegal, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.