New Rory & MAL

The guys are back in LA! This time, hungover and humble from their Ambies loss. They start off with a deep dive into the conspiracy that Irish people are black, and then get right into their awards show experience from the previous night. They contemplate what their motion picture origin story would look like, and Mal diagnoses Rory's PTED. The guys address a young lady in the room (who isn't Demaris), Mal shows his legs, they all brainstorm ways to take the pod to the next level, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys are full of jokes this episode, starting it off exposing Demaris' previous rap career, complete with lyric breakdown. After they've made enough fun of her, they delve into the current surgery culture, debating whether women are changing themselves for men or for themselves. After somehow blaming walk-away videos on Flavor Flav, they give a recap of their weekends, and give the audience a preview of their possible upcoming acceptance speech for The Ambies. Rory takes credit for St. Peters success, Mal gives his opinion on the current women's sports debate, they both address the craziest narratives they've heard about themselves, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warning: This episode is sponsored by sauvignon blanc. Please drink responsibly. (We dedicate this to you, Reddit)The guys are back in their home studio, congratulating Jussie for his jail escape. They determine he should turn his story into a movie, and forbid him from ever using the black power fist again. Rory reminisces on his grandmother's past, and the team wishes him a Happy Saint Patricks Day, which leads to him giving a quick run down on the holiday's history, and his fond childhood memories of it. This leads to a conversation about the parades in NY, and Mal insists on having a parade to celebrate heterosexual males. Mal informs the listeners that he sleeps naked and unfortunately, Demaris had to find this out the hard way. They then get into 'Bad Vegan' (spoiler alert if you plan on watching), explaining the plot, and again being surprised that white women are easily swindled out of money. Mal reminds y'all he won't play your beats to Jay, and Demaris and Rory start throwing 2015 dirt on each other's names.  Eventually, they get into new music, giving reviews on Lucky Daye, Durk, Dave East, Slaughterhouse, + more, and Mal addresses the elephant on the couch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory & Mal sit down with Saba for the first time, discussing personal relationships, their time in therapy, what rap sounds like in Chicago right now, and of course his new album 'Few Good Things', available now on DSP's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*sings* It never rains in Southern Californiaaaa... The guys are back out in the wild, Wild west, tanning and scamming. They start off this episode discussing acceptable tattoos (Mal gives you "LOYALTY" on the chest vibes, right?), and then revisit the LA Lakers eskimo brothers conversation, this time diving deeper. They recap their recent night out, and bless their videographer with the nickname 'Kondom Karl'. Rory brings up a throwback example of one of our favorite R&B stars dirty macking, and remember (to their dismay) that they forgot to check in with Wack 100 before they touched Los Angeles soil. They give their opinions on Tik-Tok's new streaming platform, and what it means for new artists. They also address why the world hates Kim K (this week, anyway), the false allegations against Chris Brown, the WNBA, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after a weekend of debauchery, Rory comes in and gives the team the run down on his off days. This leads into a discussion on which strip clubs in the US are the best, with Rory & Karl showing us their strip club shooting etiquette. Rory steals a young man's date from him and is now being hunted, and they address NYC's mask mandate and vaccination requirements being lifted. They then get into new music, and end the debate about Power vs. Snowfall. They talk about The Game's anticipated album, as well as other drops they're waiting for this year. They debate the classic mob movies and put them in a Versus against each other, discuss upcoming Patreon content, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory & Mal catch you guys up on their busy work week of hanging with rappers, and try to remember why Daniel Caesar got cancelled. Rory ponders what will happen with Dre's stems and unreleased music when he passes, while Mal wonders if now would be a good time for Detox to come out. They discuss the upcoming Murder Inc docuseries, and the upcoming Dreamville fest. Rory takes us down STD memory lane, and this leads into a conversation about exploring dating and sexuality in your teens. They also get into the sex trafficking scares going on, upcoming music, the Slaughterhouse split, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mal & Rory dive immediately into music, playing snippets of unreleased songs, and letting you know who to check for. They then segue into a potential yoga/weed retreat for the two them, and discuss attire for the festivities. Mal decides he’s too old for double headers, and the guys discuss the different scams from psychics and televangelists. They decide that 8 mile is a classic, discuss the season finale of ‘Euphoria’, things they have coming up, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Mal attempts to steer Rory, once again, down a dark and horny path, but luckily we are on the brink of war and were able to pivot to darker news and predictions. They send prayers to Ukraine (and us, to be honest), and try to decide which letter of the alphabet the guy's celebrity falls under. Rory attempts to show the room a dance move literally no one has ever seen before, and then they address the mess that is hip-pop culture right now. They touch on Kanye's Donda 2 performance, Jus Blaze & MF Doom's uncanny voice resemblance, practice their bars for each other in their upcoming rap battle, + more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after a calm All-Star weekend in, the guys make fun of the rest of the crew for their wild weekend shenanigans. Mal kicks the episode off with a forced apology to Rory for standing him up (there seems to be a theme here), and Rory recaps the Earl Sweatshirt and Action Bronson show that he attended. Karl gives us a preview of his audition to be one of Earl's backup dancers, and then they head into a discussion about the history of All-Star weekends, with Rory & Karl recapping their unfortunate experiences at the one in New Orleans. This leads into a conversation putting MacBooks against Dell computers, and they debate which pre-iphone device was the best. They touch on upcoming episodes of Kanye's doc, and defend former Roc-A-Fella Head of Marketing Chaka Pilgrim from online backlash, and give her flowers. They discuss whether the STEM player is worth the money for what it does, and compare it to the iPod era. They also discuss new music coming (Durk & Kanye), Macy Gray's national anthem performance, Rory's impersonation of the mom from Love & Basketball, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.