

Hello From The Magic Tavern
Arnie Niekamp
Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
Episodes
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May 2, 2016 • 39min
60 - Confidential Courier
Join the witty Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier, known for his adventurous and mysterious deliveries in the whimsical land of Foon. He shares captivating tales about enchanted items, including the legendary secret beads of Fertingshire, and their absurd consequences. The conversation is rife with playful banter as they explore peculiar quests and navigate the complexities of relationships with a comedic twist. Laugh along as they delve into unconventional solutions and announce thrilling happenings in their magical realm!

Apr 25, 2016 • 36min
59 - Dr. Ward
Clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward joins the conversation, shedding light on mental health with the quirky metaphor of 'brain leg day.' The discussion dives into the challenges of providing healthcare in the whimsical land of Foon, highlighting the interplay between magic and medicine. Expect humorous takes on running a mental health institute and the complexities of medication. Themes of identity and teamwork emerge as characters navigate absurd scenarios, all wrapped in lighthearted banter and enchanting adventures.

Apr 18, 2016 • 30min
58 - Keeper of the Doom Horn
We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World's End. Really hoping he doesn't blow it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMelchoir: Alex EilhauerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 11, 2016 • 30min
57 - Dreamclimber
Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThretta Dreamclimber: Andel SudikMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 4, 2016 • 34min
56 - Dungeon Guard
Chad, a surprisingly nice dungeon guard, discusses the quirks of his unique profession. He joins the hosts for a whimsical exploration of names, self-reflection, and the loneliness of dungeon work. They humorously muse on unconventional torture methods and the absurdities of life in a fantasy realm. The conversation veers into the comedic intricacies of health, societal norms, and relationship riddles, blending laughter with unexpected philosophical depth. It's a delightful mix of absurdity and insight, perfect for anyone seeking a magical escape!

Mar 28, 2016 • 35min
55 - Homunculus
Join Jorin Garguilo, who brings Metanoid to life, and Meridith Stepien, known for her roles as Spants and Gorgon, alongside Tim Sniffen as the Mysterious Man and Ryan DiGiorgi as Craig. They dive into the hilarity of Usidore's bizarre bodily fluid collection. The group whimsically tackles curse-breaking and discusses the antics of a chaotic new character, the Homunculus. Expect absurd jokes, a playful exploration of love, and whimsical storytelling that highlights the quirks of magical existence in the land of Foon.

Mar 21, 2016 • 36min
54 - Witch
What's a polite word for hag?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitFoon Law Spokesperson: Sadieh RifaiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 14, 2016 • 35min
53 - Tom the Nominee
Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 7, 2016 • 38min
52 - One Year
It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 26, 2016 • 40min
51 - Baron Ragoon
This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon:Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.