

Hello From The Magic Tavern
Arnie Niekamp
Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
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Jul 11, 2016 • 35min
70 - Goblin Queen
Kelsey Kinney joins as the charming Goblin Queen, bringing a whimsical spirit to the conversation. Topics dive into the humorous escapades of the 'insane crown posse' and their antics in the magical land of Foon. The group explores goblin love and the complexities of royal dating with hilarious insights. Listeners are treated to laugh-out-loud discussions about unconventional relationships, goblin reincarnation, and the playful nature of life in a fantastical realm. Expect smiles and absurdity at every turn!

Jul 4, 2016 • 40min
69 - Halfling Bards
In this lively discussion, the band Foon brings their whimsical charm straight from the Land of Foon. They dive into the humorous mishaps of dating and the absurdity of magical conspiracies among wizards. Conversations flow about their musical journey and the zaniness of touring while crafting catchy jingles for restaurants. The eclectic tales of fantastical creatures and culinary identities keep the laughter rolling. Expect playful banter mixed with insightful reflections on friendship and creativity in a delightfully absurd setting!

Jun 27, 2016 • 35min
68 - The Princess and the Eunuch
Megan O'Neill, a talented actress and voice artist, returns as Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth to discuss her royal ambitions and the shenanigans involved in her quest for the throne. Brendan Dowling, Martin Wilson, Tim Sniffen, and Ryan DiGiorgi join in for a hilarious exploration of power struggles and absurdity in the kingdom of Foon. Expect whimsical conversations about royal creature antics, dark humor surrounding noble fates, and the theatrical challenges faced in their fantastically bizarre world.

Jun 20, 2016 • 28min
67 - Ooze
Join Paul Grondy, a friendly ooze who embodies creativity, and Martin Wilson, a character named Blemish with a flair for theatrics. They dive into whimsical scenarios in the magical land of Foon, where stories of friendship and transformation unfold. The engaging light-hearted banter touches on the quirky nature of existence, imaginative encounters with gelatinous creatures, and even a few musical interludes. Plus, enjoy laugh-out-loud moments as they share absurd items from a dimensional portal, keeping the adventure delightfully unpredictable!

Jun 13, 2016 • 31min
66 - The Curse
Join actors and improvisers Adal Rifai, Zach Thompson, Tim Sniffen, and Ryan DiGiorgi as they navigate the whimsical realm of Foon. They hilariously discuss the dire challenge to save Chunt while tackling funny moral dilemmas around curses. Prepare for giggles as they attempt the absurd 'atomic sit-up' challenge and share quirky unboxing surprises. With a mix of heartfelt reflections on friendship and zany anecdotes, the group masterfully blends laughter and deeper themes in their magical escapades.

Jun 6, 2016 • 32min
65 - Dancer
Brooke Breit, a dancer known for spreading cheer in tough times, brings a delightful energy to the conversation. They delve into the joy and challenges of dance, discussing how humor can uplift even somber events like funerals. Anecdotes about quirky care packages and unique performances highlight personal struggles and cultural exchanges. The dialogue is sprinkled with whimsical storytelling and lively banter, emphasizing the importance of friendship and laughter amidst life's absurdities.

May 30, 2016 • 35min
64 - Jamillious the Mauve
Join Anthony LeBlanc, the first black Mauve Wizard of Foon, as he shares his enchanting adventures. He reveals whimsical quests involving magical items and explores themes of identity and community. The conversation dives into food, abundance, and moral lessons, showcasing how tales of magic can empower and heal. With lighthearted banter about bizarre emails and a hilarious mishap with a hydration pump, the charm of Foon comes alive, blending fantasy with comedy in delightful ways.

May 23, 2016 • 35min
63 - The Singing Sword
Jak Vorpal, Foon's Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have...an interesting dynamic.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJak Vorpal: Sean KelleySinging Sword: Erica ElamMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 16, 2016 • 36min
62 - The Healer (LIVE at PAX East)
Join Patrick Rothfuss, an acclaimed fantasy author, along with energetic host Anthony Carboni, card game co-creator Max Temkin, and the witty Tim Sniffen, as they embark on a comedic journey at PAX East. Enjoy whimsical tales of healing curses, bizarre potion-making, and hilarious discussions about debt sorceresses. They delve into personal updates and the absurdities of life, all wrapped in playful banter. Expect unexpected culinary delights and plenty of laughs, making for a magical live experience!

May 9, 2016 • 40min
61 - Sheriff
Gianessa Relkorus, the groundbreaking first female Sheriff of Hogsface, dives into the whimsical chaos of law enforcement. She shares hilarious anecdotes about the absurd traditions of her town and the peculiar challenges of policing in a magical land. The conversation playfully tackles gender roles, with Gianessa reflecting on her unique identity in a male-dominated field. Amidst the humor, listeners can expect laughs about vigilante personas and the quirky crime-fighting methods of Hogsface, all wrapped in lighthearted banter.