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Arnor the Warrior (played by Blaine Swen), a battle-scarred Foon soldier trapped in Pizza Hell, returns to Foon after a rescue. The cast navigates molten mozzarella, shrinking mountains, and a cursed meatball feat. Tense memories, missing sword mysteries, vows of vengeance, and absurd pizza-themed trials fuel this wild, comedic rescue adventure.

Join a wild journey through Pizza Hell, where pizza and torture intertwine in a whimsical twist. Meet Kelvax, the fiercely devoted dragon enthusiast, as he shares his love for dragon culture and the peculiar concept of 'sword heaven.' Discover the tourism-driven economy and quirky inhabitants of Pizza Hell. Tensions rise when our heroes battle Cenobite demons using pizza cutters, leading to epic weapon exchanges and comical misadventures. It’s a pizza party with plenty of swordplay and heart!

Tim Ryder, a comedy performer, joins as D'athaniel Quen'yarvin (DQ), an elf who hilariously recounts his time in Pizza Hell. He details his transition from ethereal being to corporeal pizza chef, mastering dough-kicking techniques. DQ shares the daily grind of meeting relentless pizza quotas while dreaming of band fame. He reveals the myth of the perfect pizza that could grant him freedom and gives a chaotic tour of the cook room, showcasing his unique pizza-making style. Join the fun as DQ navigates the wild world of Pizza Hell!

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Imagine...looking at the stars with Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore...as they let their minds...free. You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig: Ryan DigiorgiProducer: Matt YoungAssociate Producer: Anna HavermannPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Sage G.C.Special Assistance: Ryan DigiorgiMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandPodpires Theme Music: Tim JoyceNew T-Shirts in the Merch Store!Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this whimsical discussion, Usador, the magically hilarious wizard, joins Momo, a tiny mouse host, and Chunt, a shapeshifting co-host, to explore life in miniature. They dive into risqué banter about tiny pants, shapeshifting escapades, and the absurdities of small existence. Guest Ben the grasshopper chimes in with amusing insect tales, while Eric the goldfish gets hilariously trapped in memory loops. With comedic mishaps and an escalating Tiny Pants vs. Tiny Socks feud, this magical gathering promises laughter and chaos from the get-go!

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore exchange gifts and try to find ways to do good this holiday season. Also there's a song from a listener.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiAssociate Producer: Anna HavermannPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Garrett SchultzMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandI’ll Meet You in Foon: DamarinListen to Arnie’s Christmas music podcast No Skip Christmas!New T-Shirts in the Merch Store!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link!Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Princess Katerina comes looking for help with a horrible curse that turns her into a witch at night. The witch wants help too.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Katarina: Josephine McAdamMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiAssociate Producer: Anna HavermannPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Red KeenerMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandListen to Arnie’s Christmas music podcast No Skip Christmas!New T-Shirts in the Merch Store!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link!Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scrunch is a tiny lizard that wants to be a dragon. For revenge!Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungScrunch: Mayanna BerrinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiAssociate Producer: Anna HavermannPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Sage G.C.Magic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandListen to Arnie’s Christmas music podcast No Skip Christmas!New T-Shirts in the Merch Store!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The most popular podcast in all of Foon is finally available on this podcast feed.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube!CreditsVlad: Alex EilhauerChad: Steve WaltienCarnival Wilson: Arnie NiekampFrankie the Familiar: Matt YoungCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducer: Matt YoungAssociate Producer: Anna HavermannPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Tim JoyceSpecial Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgiMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandPodpires Theme Music: Tim JoyceNew T-Shirts in the Merch Store!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Check out the first episode of Arnie’s new podcast miniseries No Skip Christmas with guest Justin McElroy!If you like the show it would mean so much if you subscribe to the show on your preferred platform here. (Rating and reviewing would be wonderful too.)Show Description: Building the perfect Christmas playlist episode by episode. Musicians, comedians and podcasters recommend songs and Arnie decides if they’re added to his ever-growing Christmas music playlist or not.Arnie and Justin McElroy (My Brother My Brother & Me, The Adventure Zone) swap Christmas songs to see what does and doesn’t go on their Christmas playlists. Songs from Pearl Baily, Ariana Grande, Bill Murray and more.Creator and Host: Arnie Niekamp Follow him on Bluesky or Instagram or send an Email the show at noskipchristmas@gmail.comGuest: Justin McElroyProducer and Editor: Garrett SchultzArtwork: Allard LabanOpening Theme Music: Andy PolandSong Playlists:Playlist of all the songs for this episode hereThe growing list of accepted Christmas songs hereChristmas-ellaneous: all the songs lovingly rejected so far hereAdditional Materials:Demi Adejuyigbe’s September videos playlistSupport No Skip Christmas with a tip of any size hereSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.