Hello From The Magic Tavern Season 5, Ep 84 - Sword Bro in Pizza Hell (w/ Erika Ishii)
Jan 19, 2026
Join a wild journey through Pizza Hell, where pizza and torture intertwine in a whimsical twist. Meet Kelvax, the fiercely devoted dragon enthusiast, as he shares his love for dragon culture and the peculiar concept of 'sword heaven.' Discover the tourism-driven economy and quirky inhabitants of Pizza Hell. Tensions rise when our heroes battle Cenobite demons using pizza cutters, leading to epic weapon exchanges and comical misadventures. It’s a pizza party with plenty of swordplay and heart!
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Pizza Hell Versus Pizza Heaven
- The hosts describe Pizza Hell as a layered, themed afterlife focused on pizza-based tortures and pleasures.
- They contrast Pizza Hell's torment with a rumored Pizza Heaven where pizza is served respectfully and without torture.
Kelvax's Last Moments And Afterlife
- Kelvax (Kel) recounts dying after being asked "Do you believe in Jesus Christ?" and waking up in Pizza Hell.
- He explains his death came after a bloody fight and a subsequent long recovery before finally dying doing what he loved: fighting dragons.
From Swords To Pizza Cutters
- Kel shows off an improvised arsenal of pizza cutters and short blades as his combat tools in Pizza Hell.
- He demonstrates a wild, self-taught fighting style and insists utensils can be deadly in skilled hands.