Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS has made his pilgrimage to Puerto Rico!!!!! The island ain't ready for the chaos!!! We talk about how lit the Egyptians were and the medieval ages. Also shout out to baby V making her podcasting debut! THE CHAOS IS HERE BABES! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS aka CHRISSY SELF HELPS IS ON FIRE TODAY BABES!!!!! STRAP IN FOR SOME ZEN CHAOS!!!! Chris has been reading books and has knowledge to drop on you FOOLS! YASSSS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is back in the sunroom on the ISLAND with guests Kevin Clancy & John Feitelberg from KFC Radio. The guys talk Street Dentists in India and the puke starts a flowing!!! CHAOS!!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is broadcasting LIVE TO TAPE from his hotel room in Las Vegas!!!! He is joined by comedians Andrew Santino and Ti Ti Jerry! YASSSSSS!!!!!! FAT FAT FAT! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is back from his weekend on the road and is sick. CHRISSY OFF THE THERAFLUS!!! LETS GO Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is kicking off World War 3 with guest Ari Shaffir! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Histories is here to start the episode and let us know what NATO is, little histories on the Cold War, Berlin Wall and what Putin is doing today. Chris is having a rant but listen in and learn about Ukraine vs. Russia. We are team Ukraine especially because Putin, if you accidentally hurt someone that is transgendered, that helps boost American morale and then Biden will interfere! Is Putin the richest and strongest man in the world? He records all this content, seems a bit like the Michael Scott of dictators, no?! The Chaos crew takes a break from World War III to talk about what's happening with Kanye and Kim and Pete. Kanye West, well known now as Ye, released a new music video with The Game called Eazy. In the video he kidnaps, decapitates and buries a cremation version of Pete Davidson. But at the end of the video says, JK. Oh okay.. still pretty chilling. Anyways, are mermaids real? Is Mark Cuban a good billionaire? We go back to thinking about Kim's power and let's just be honest, pussy power is real! Happy Women's month guys! Listen just try to be a good person, ignore Trump supporting Putin (yikes) and be happy that one of Chris' friends is growing up! Also Bubbas stop drinking Diet coke as it may tie to ADHD and try to find Chris' dissertation. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This week the KING of CHAOS is joined by Shim a Jewelry expert! He tells us the SECRETS of the Jewelry Industry. Uncut Gems is real and it's fukin CRAZY!!!! Shim tells us how it was to sell chains to Jay-Z and other famous rappers. New York's gold business' are SUS. Shim talks about riding the subway transporting pure gold bars. How do you know if your jewelry is real or fake. Don't trust jewelers they always steal from you. Shim served in the Israel forces and arrested many terrorists. Is war covid safe?! The jewelry business is dangerous and lawless. People use gold and jewelry to hide money from the drug trade. The jewish mafia is real and is SCARY! Secret jewelry factories are in every city. Chris is getting a gun and asks Shim for some tips. Jay-Z was nasty to Shim. Chris has his Jewelry appraised live on air! Gold is a mysterious substance. Where does it come from and why is it so valuable. EVERYONE BUY GOLD!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is going FULL CHAOS with comedian Mohammed "Mo" Amer!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is going FULL CHAOS with comedian Sam Morril! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices