Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is live from Homelesspimp's apartment in Manhattan! Rudy Giuliani gets slapped shopping in a grocery store on Staten Island and Chrissy AIN'T HAVING IT!!!! Chris breaks down everything that's going down with Roe v. Wade. Are protest effective? China is banning adult films and can now read your mind and know if you are watching them. Robots are getting even scarier. Homelesspimp was in a shooting scare at the Pride parade in nyc. Chris lets us know how his daughters first birthday party went! FULL CHAOS ALWAYS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedySUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSmagicspoon.com/chaos code chaossundayscaries.com code chaoscode chaos for $20 off your first SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/CHAOS CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is live from the NEW YORK METS dugout! Pete Alonso joins the show and wants all the chaos fans to get out there and vote for him in the All Star Game. Chris asks Pete about his career in baseball, his glutes, aliens being real, dugout poops, and making baseball exciting again. Second half of the ep Chris is enjoying his new robe and gossiping about his life from a box at CitiField. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedySUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS has his new shirt on is fully in the FOG! Chris talks about meeting Marshmello at an influencer event. What is life in the future gonna be like....Chris goes to New York Nico's film debut at the Tribeca Film Festival. Classic New York nights with Chrissy D. The diet is going great! Justin Bieber has Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Why does it feel like more people are in open relationships? Chris loves the new George Carlin documentary. Can nihilism be healthy? Accept everything and don't resist. 7 transgender animals. Chrissy answers some questions from the patreon members! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedySUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSmagicspoon.com/chaos code chaosdownload the free UPSIDE app and use code chaossundayscaries.com code chaospaireyewear.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS rings in Pride month with the queens of the GAYS! Joey Camasta & Barstool Pat!!! Who else is going gay this month?!?! YASSSSS! How gay is Barstool Sports? Fire Island on Netflix is amazing. We learn a lot about the PRIDE world this episode. Can people in the closet celebrate pride?  @TheHomelessPimp  went to a kink party last week. What's the strangest kink you ever heard of? Shaving your pups is SUS. What color is Chris' butthole. Tim Dillon is the king of the gays. Chris donated sperm when he was young. What era of men were hottest? Who is the sexiest player in the NBA? The girls make plans to march in this years Pride Parade in NYC. What's the gayest thing you have ever done. Best bathrooms to hook up in!? Chris claims his block is diverse. Ti Ti found freedom in prison. Chris had skin tags on his ass cheeks. PRIDE MONTH ALL MONTH GIRLS YASSS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is on his solo tip!! Ti TI Jerry is back!!!!! What a great 70 eps of chaos it has been. Ti Ti talks about going to the hospital. Ti Ti doesn't want to take her meds. Chris goes to a Dominican pool party and learns a lot. Latinos are all about love and connection. Ti Ti's sweetheart gets out of prison in 4 months. Should Ti Ti start an Only Fans? IG thots getting paid to go on vacation with gross guys. Science is in charge of society now. Some summer tips from Ti Ti! Chaos patreon flash mob is coming to NYC!!! Jazzy Method actually comes on the pod for the first time!!! Should Chris and Jazz get married? Chris talks about why he doesn't believe in marriage. What do we do with the mental health issue and the homeless? Rolling blackouts are coming all summer YASSSS! Chris talks Joe Rogan aftermath. How was it to be on the Joe Rogan Experience. We answer some patreon questions!!!! What US president would you wanna sleep with? Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is joined this week by comedian Gareth Reynolds from the Dollop Podcast. Chris talks about his WILD landscaper who won't stop drunk texting him. Tupox is airborne everyone be safe. SHOW YA BUSH! Chris' father is really insane. Chris is doing Joe Rogan's podcast this week! Chris and Gareth talk about their time on the MTV show Failosophy. Hollywood parties are LAME. Quitting Coffee is hard to do and has side effects. We get some ayahuasca training from Gareth. Ayahuasca is a South American psychoactive brew used both socially and as ceremonial spiritual medicine among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon basin. He also gives us some tips for using DMT. How to open your third eye and live a better life. Mushrooms are a tool to open your mind. Money and success aren't the answers to depression. AOC boyfriend is SUS. Life is about balance and fart jokes. FULL CHAOS BABY! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is joined this week by comedian Mike Cannon and Rick McGuire from the Subway Creatures instagram account. The gang reviews some too wild for social media clips that were submitted to Subway Creatures. Sex on the subway seems like a thing! Do people do this?!? Why has the subway become so dangerous lately. What is the craziest thing you have seen on the subway? Ti Ti Jerry and baby violette jump on the poddy and things get WILD!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is joinedThis week we are joined by @mikecannon  Check out his comedy Special White Privilege Homeless out May 18th on YouTube! CHECK IT OUT ! Mike and Chris are old friends who have comedy specials out around the same time and worked on by @thehomelesspimp and @NYVideoGuy too! Speshy Weshy is on Netflix, go give it two thumbs up! Mike had food poisoning last week so they keep the topics light. WE MUST SAVE ELON MUSK FROM RUSSIA!!! Diving straight into billionaire, Elon Musk! He claims that he may die ‘under mysterious circumstances’. Okay??! Quickly pivot to Boston Bomber, cute or fuckboi? Imagine going to jail for life so young! Your life is basically over, right? Should you be allowed to choose between euthanasia or going to jail if that young?! NASA says they are going to launch nudes to aliens, what are we sending? Which nudes should be sent first? Ripped actors from The Northman or Elliot Page? We talk about who really directed and produced Kim Kardashian and Ray J's sex tape and who would play Chris in a movie?!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is joined by comedian Brendan Schaub! His special Gringo Papi is out now on youtube!!! Chrissy' NETFLIX special is OUT TODAY!!! Go watch and review it!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is joined by comedian Joe List! You know him from his podcast @Tuesdays with Stories and his comedy special Are You Mad At Me?Joe just recently closed his Netflix account, but will open it again for Chris' comedy special, Speshy Weshy, and John Wayne Gacy documentary. Chris's new favorite show, Conversations with a Killer: John Wayne Gacy Tapes where he explains his handcuff tricks, what a psycho clown!Joe and Chris remember the last time working together was on The Impractical Jokers Cruise, in February of 2020, WILD. Joe is not really in the know about Elon Musk buying Twitter, but he is down with wearing women's underwear!The boys talk about shit going down on planes lately - no masks, Mike Tyson punching other passengers, and mile high club? You decide if it was..... Mike Tyson can't fight Joe list though, he trains as a MMA and Jiu Jitsu fighter, DON'T MESS WITH JOE!-- check it out! Boys close it out with Joe giving Chris some advice on how to do Joe Rogan's podcast. WHAT SHOULD CHRIS TALK ABOUT WITH JOE ROGAN!?  Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices