Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy From waking up during a colonoscopy to dodging sketchy San Francisco street moments, this set has it all. Chris navigates a ridiculous doctor’s call, questions why anyone still lives in Albany, and drops some hilarious truths about traveling across America for his tour. Plus, he breaks down San Francisco’s wild energy, NBA-level man butts, and why the city's streets should come with a warning label.Along the way, he meets some legendary audience members, throws shade at himself for missing the best joke of the night, and even fantasizes about moving to SF (before quickly reconsidering).SUPPORT OUT SPONSORSLightstrikeLearn more about Lightstrike at Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Nutrafolhttps://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS.Better HelpThis podcast is sponsored by Better HelpVisit https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyBABES we got a BRAND NEW format for you, Chris was ready to quit this podcast again but instead said forget that, I’m just gonna have the boys follow me around with a camera and try to do a hybrid podcast that mixes standup and poddy woddy. In this Friday night in New York, Chris talks to Colin Quinn and Mike Birbiglia, breaks into a legitimate film set being directed by Bradley Cooper and BOMBS after he tries a risky jokeBlue ChewMake life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com!Prolonhttps://prolonlife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our SponsorsBetter HelpThis podcast is sponsored by Better Helphttps://www.betterhelp.com/chaosLive GoodGo to https://LiveGood.com/CHAOS to save 10% on your first order.🔥 Comedian Chris Distefano sits down with Andrew Callaghan (Channel 5, All Gas No Brakes) for a wild conversation about internet culture, conspiracy theories, media manipulation, comedy, and everything in between. From the dark side of social media to the truth behind Epstein, Scientology, and deep state politics, this episode is pure chaos—in the best way possible.🔹 Andrew opens up about the Bill Joyner lawsuit and the making of Deer Kelly🔹 Chris and Andrew break down the evolution of comedy, from MTV’s Guy Code to the Joe Rogan era🔹 The rise and fall of Occupy Wall Street and how the government controls social movements🔹 Cryptids, conspiracies, and Bigfoot beef—are they real, or just a psyop?🔹 The craziest drug dealers Andrew ever interviewed and the most dangerous moments filming Channel 5This is a MUST-WATCH for fans of comedy, counterculture, and deep-dive journalism. If you love Joe Rogan, Theo Von, or Tim Dillon, you’ll love this episode.⏱️ Time Stamps00:00 - Intro & Chris Roasts Andrew’s Outfit02:35 - Andrew on The Deer Kelly Controversy08:12 - Media Manipulation & Clickbait Culture14:45 - Chris’ Thoughts on Cancel Culture & Comedy Today21:30 - The Truth About Scientology & Secret Societies28:50 - Epstein, The Deep State & Government Cover-Ups35:40 - Cryptids, Conspiracies & The Weirdest Stories Andrew Has Heard42:15 - The Wild History of Samurai & Outlaws48:50 - Social Media’s Impact on Journalism & Comedy55:25 - Chris on Fatherhood & Money Buying Happiness01:02:00 - The Staten Island Debate: NYC’s Most Underrated Borough?01:09:45 - AI, The Future of Media & Are People Getting Dumber?01:17:30 - Final Thoughts & Where to Watch Andrew’s New Doc01:23:15 - Wrap-Up & Chris' Tour Dates🔔 Like, Comment & Subscribe for More!🎥 WATCH NOW and don’t forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more unfiltered chaos!UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano kicks this one off with a Super Bowl fever dream—congratulating both the Eagles and the Chiefs because, why not? Then it’s Hollywood nonsense, botched house hunting, and the insane idea of getting married at Madison Square Garden. September 11, 2025—be there. ChrisDComedy.comAd BreaksHello FreshGet up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at https://HelloFresh.com/chrissychaos10fmProlonGo to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Check out this latest episode of Chrissy Chaos featuring Chris Distefano, Sad Don, and special guests from Rawlings! Chris unboxes his custom Gold Glove live on the pod and drops TWO huge announcements—his Hulu special premiering February 21st and his Madison Square Garden show on 9/11/25! Plus, Don reflects on the entertainment industry, hilarious subway chaos, and why Chris eats like a maniac. Don't miss the laughs, the chaos, and maybe even a live meltdown—hit play now! 🎤🤣 #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MSG2025Support Our SponsorsBlue Chewhttps://bluechew.com Ship StationGo to https://shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE trial.FactorGet started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.00:00 - Welcome to Chrissy Chaos!00:16 - Introducing Don Dipetta00:39 - Chris Unboxes His Custom Gold Glove01:28 - Big Announcements: Hulu Special & MSG Show02:15 - Why Chris Chose 9/11 for His MSG Show03:00 - Don’s Self-Hate & Throwing Away Memorabilia04:06 - Don’s Birthday Dinner & Life Crisis06:32 - Saving Don: What’s Next for Him?08:06 - Chris Calls Bobby Lee to Set the Record Straight10:14 - NYC Subway Chaos & Homeless Encounters14:04 - Wildest Homeless Insults Ever19:05 - Don’s Streak of Subway Insanity21:44 - Chris' Solution for NYC Crime24:07 - Knicks Game Promo & The 9/11 Shirt Debacle27:20 - Planning a Madison Square Garden Promo28:44 - Chris' Gold Glove Awards & Bernie Williams30:04 - The Bills Super Bowl Bet Gone Wrong34:40 - Super Bowl Ticket Prices & NFL Lottery39:11 - Chris’ Wild Eating Habits Exposed45:22 - The Bread Zone: Chris’ Bakery Idea50:05 - Why Chris Orders for the Whole Table52:14 - Italian Restaurants Are Confused by Chris55:08 - Chris is About to Explode 💩UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy WWE superstar Sonya Deville joins Chrissy Chaos for a wild, unfiltered conversation about life in the ring, the Royal Rumble, and stepping into the spotlight without Vince McMahon. They dive into Sonya’s marriage, step-parenting, and the chaos of balancing WWE and real life. Chrissy jokes about basically being a lesbian, grappling fears, and why he wants cauliflower ears without fighting. Plus, they break down WWE’s explosive success, the Northeast vs. everywhere else, and why Sonya thinks these are the "good old days."SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!!!Nutrafolhttps://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS.Better HelpVisit https://BetterHelp.com/chaos to get 10% off your first month.Live GoodGo to https://LiveGood.com/CHAOS to save 10% on your first order.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chrissy dives into the wild world of British accents with Liverpool’s funniest export, Adam Rowe. They break down how UK accents change drastically between cities, why Liverpool hates being called "English," and the bizarre cultural quirks that make Brits so different from Americans. Adam also shares stories about drinking Guinness instead of eating, chaotic comedy club experiences, and the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club. Packed with laughs, chaos, and a whole lot of Scouse pride, this episode is a hilarious clash of British and American cultures!ShipstationGo to https://shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE trial.BlueChewhttps://bluechew.com PrizePicksDownload the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyThe British Invasion continues! 🇬🇧 Chrissy sits down with UK comedy legend Russell Howard to figure out WHO the heck Robbie Williams is, why British people don’t have peanut allergies, and why Chris might be a German lesbian. 😂 Buckle up for chaos, culture clashes, and nonstop laughs!Support Our SponsorsProlonGo to https://prolonlife.com/chaos for 15% off!AcornsHead to https://acorns.com/chaos or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today!Better HelpThis show is sponsored by Better HelpVisit https://BetterHelp.com/chaos to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices