Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano
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May 13, 2025 • 50min

What You Should NEVER Say About the Pope (I Learned the Hard Way)

This week I'm Chrissy Connecticut! I performed at the College Street Music Hall and thanks to a FULL ZERO bomb on my radio call in, Donna told my Mom what I said about the Pope. Love you Mom! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ridge Wallet - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year Memorial Day Sale and get UP TO 40% Off right now by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CHRISSYCHAOS #Ridgepod BetterHelp - Chrissy Chaos is Brought to you by BetterHelp! Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month. Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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May 6, 2025 • 24min

I Went To My First Daddy Daughter Dance

This week my therapy session got canceled and I aired it out on stage! Daddy Daughter dance got messy, and I came home to a sniper in the kitchen. Thanks for watching! Please like and subscribe. It helps a lot! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Cremo - You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Apr 29, 2025 • 49min

What a Real Night of Comedy Looks Like Featuring Josh Johnson

What's up baby gorgeous! Tonight follow me around NYC as I work on some new material and take the stage with the great Josh Johnson! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Lightstrike - Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Prolon - Visit https://prolonlife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Apr 22, 2025 • 45min

I Was Booked for a College Arena... Then Everything Got Weird

This week's material brought me as far away from my family as I could possible be in the continental united states. I'm talkin' about Pullman Washington, BABY GORGEOUS! I performed for family night at Washington State University and it would've been great if I had told people about it, but what can you do. I'm looking at it as an arena half full type situation. Positive Energy!!! Chrissy Brody Stevens! Thanks for watching every week, it means a lot! Please never make me go back to Pullman, Washington again. Like and subscribe if you feel it in your hearts and farts. #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenasSUPPORT OUR SPONSORSNutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS.BlewChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping.Prize Picks - https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly afteryou play your first $5 lineup!Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box.Follow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtoneJohn Grady - Graphic Designerhttps://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Apr 15, 2025 • 46min

I Did Stand-Up in an Abandoned Grocery Store

Join the humor as a stand-up comedian shares the hilarity of performing in an abandoned grocery store. Explore quirky local culture in Boise, from mistaken identities to unique financial lessons. Delight in ghost stories linked to the state capitol and laugh over a suspenseful encounter with a stranger. Discover creative comedy musings inspired by Boise's charm, along with amusing takes on personal hygiene products. Rounding it all off, enjoy reflections on a playful park and the excitement for upcoming shows!
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Apr 8, 2025 • 47min

The Chaos Behind My Hulu Special

This week I give you a look behind the curtain of my Comedy Special taping for Hulu at the legendary Tarrytown Music Hall. We recorded it a year ago so, Mom if you're watching I'm sorry for cursing. Thank you guys so much for watching every week! Like, subscribe, and tell a friend! It really helps a lot.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedySUPPORT OUR SPONSORSBLUECHEW - Get your first month for FREE! Just visit https://bluechew.com/ for more details and thank you BLUECHEW for sponsoring the show!ACORNS - Head to https://www.acorns.com/podcasts/?s2=chaos&s4=chaos_podcast or download the app to start saving money today!MUDWTR - Go to https://mudwtr.com/ to get up to 43% off your entire order!Follow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtoneJohn Grady - Graphic Designerhttps://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Apr 1, 2025 • 56min

Chris Distefano Does Clean Comedy

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedySUPPORT OUR SPONSORShttps://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS.Follow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtoneJohn Grady - Graphic Designerhttps://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Mar 24, 2025 • 1h 38min

Chris and Tampa Tony Roast LIVE on Stage

This week's Chaos is live from Florida! It's only right that Tampa Tony came on stage and said some WILD STUFF!!! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedySUPPORT OUR SPONSORSCremoYou can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.comBetter HelpThis Podcast is Sponsored by Better HelpVisit https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month.Live GoodGo to https://LiveGood.com/CHAOS to save 10% on your first order.Prize PicksDownload the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOSFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtoneJohn Grady - Graphic Designerhttps://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Mar 19, 2025 • 1h 11min

Iranians Are The Puerto Ricans of the Sand

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy SUPPORT OUT SPONSORSFactorEat smart with Factor. Get started at https://FACTORMEALS.com/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.Blue ChewMake life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaLink Tree - https://linktr.ee/meetattheapple🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Mar 12, 2025 • 1h 6min

How to Avoid Homeless Poop in San Francisco

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy From waking up during a colonoscopy to dodging sketchy San Francisco street moments, this set has it all. Chris navigates a ridiculous doctor’s call, questions why anyone still lives in Albany, and drops some hilarious truths about traveling across America for his tour. Plus, he breaks down San Francisco’s wild energy, NBA-level man butts, and why the city's streets should come with a warning label.Along the way, he meets some legendary audience members, throws shade at himself for missing the best joke of the night, and even fantasizes about moving to SF (before quickly reconsidering).SUPPORT OUT SPONSORSLightstrikeLearn more about Lightstrike at Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Nutrafolhttps://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS.Better HelpThis podcast is sponsored by Better HelpVisit https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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