How to Avoid Homeless Poop in San Francisco

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From waking up during a colonoscopy to dodging sketchy San Francisco street moments, this set has it all. Chris navigates a ridiculous doctor’s call, questions why anyone still lives in Albany, and drops some hilarious truths about traveling across America for his tour. Plus, he breaks down San Francisco’s wild energy, NBA-level man butts, and why the city's streets should come with a warning label.

Along the way, he meets some legendary audience members, throws shade at himself for missing the best joke of the night, and even fantasizes about moving to SF (before quickly reconsidering).

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