Seeking Derangements

Welcome back everyone! Today we talk about being trapped in Jacques basement, his diet, why airplanes keep nearly crashing all the time and why we don't know about it, and finally Jacques steals my lab coat and administers a quiz which strips us bare, psychologically speaking. Subscribe to us on Patreon for weekly bonus content!

The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store. ------ Special thanks to Macy Rodman and Kaye Loggins for joining us! Find Macy's podcast Nymphowars here (it's my favorite podcast): https://www.patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx/posts Find Kaye's amazing show, Kaye Night Live here: https://eternal.tv/programs/kaye-nite-live

Hey guys welcome back. Today we take your calls, texts, and pleas for help. Topics range from hair care, to reverting to Islam, how to be in a NORMAL relationship when everyone is POLY, and also Jacques is only on for about 15 minutes his mic broke and he blamed us for it lol. Everything is fine now but Jacques Gonsoulin...More like Jacques GONE so Lame am i right.

Sup ladies...today we see which one of us is a voicecel and which one of us is a deep voice chad. We then talk about Larry Sinclair, Obama being gay, Malik Obama, and every conspiracy theory on earth. Subscribe to us on Patreon for a bonus episode each week

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full interview with Rena, a girl I got jumped for fingering in high school. We talk about our love, its tragic fallout, and about Gay Life in Des Moines Iowa Patreon.com/seekingderagements

Welcome everyone we're back and despite some technical difficulties we manage to take a lot of your calls, one from our favorite listener (a 57 year old hairdresser and mother of two), another from someone who wants a pussy, and another from a gay guy who doesn't know any other gay guys. Plus we talk paranormal experiences, shooting guns, and Burning Man. Bonus audio and video episodes on our patreon!

Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us figure it all out. Plus Angel Money tells Jacques how to step his pussy up but not before taking us all to church. Keep up with Angel Money on her twitter: @reverendmoney Keep up with Jake on her IG: @hoe_slut_hoe

The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event like no other we have amassed the Caitlyns for a special debate wherein the true Caitlyn will emerge victorious and the others....well the others have a different fate in store.

Sup bros we are back with another classic episode...we talk about Jacques barbaric air conditioning defense system, the Femme Presenting Lesbian who was Denied Service for being Gay with a Husband, expose Barack Hussein Obama's straggotry, and take a couple calls. Plus a penis update from the worlds biggest egg, Bryan Johnson. Subsribe to our Patreon for one bonus episode per week, plus videos and special episodes too.

Hola mamacitas..we're back and we're taking your calls! and reading your emails! We talk about how theoretically incorrect a phone number could be, read a lizzo blind item, solve 10,000 romantic problems, come up with a new restaurant/charity, and much much more. We're going to do our best to work through all the submissions, so if we didn't get to yours chances are we will soon. But please keep them coming!