Seeking Derangements

Hello LGBTQ and straight listeners alike, we're back and talking about the New Fire Island, global gay gentrification, and billionaire slam-pieces who's deaths just aren't adding up. Despite that we do take our best shot on getting accepted into New Fire Island's influencer program for real. Plus we start a personality quiz but not before Jacques connection goes out (crazy things happen when Louisiana freezes.) Find weekly bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements

Whats up players we're back with another episode! Today Jacques and I help Hesse punch up her stand up routine, investigate the Hasidic tunnels, and take your calls which range from a tech company unwittingly coming out in support of gay chemsex, why everyone hates you at orgies, me stealing someone's "bitch," and your cousin hitting on you. Thank you guys for the calls we truly appreciate them. Find a weekly bonus ep on our Patreon!

The "most unhinged creator of the year" Kevin Leonardo joins Hesse and I once again to talk about his meteoric rise to fame, fake people, the second gay guy caught having sex in the senate, waxing his pubes, masturbating with a pet in the room, and finally to rank famous Christmas characters on their fuck-ability. Find Kevin's content here: https://linktr.ee/kevinleonardo Full video episode on our Patreon!

Hello everyone! We're back and talking about none other than the don diva herself...FKA Kitara...AKA Latino Baby Grinch...George Santos. We draft a group message to his real email, go through his various crimes and scams (NOT GUILTY), and hear tell from another diva about her past run ins with George. Also some really bad Jacques health updates. Thank you to Santiago for designing our new cover art! Also Jacques and Hesse will be featured at the Girl God show this weekend at the Bell House in NYC! Get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-girl-god-christmas-spectacular-tickets-741044292427?utm_experiment=control_share_listing&aff=ebdsshios

The podcast covers topics like transitioning and choosing new names, Joe Biden's joke about concert tours, the upcoming election and comparison to candidates, random topics and cultural trends, deceptive tactics and unrealistic deadlines, Monique's lack of knowledge about selling juice, Grant Cardone's unusual naming and financial success, funny incidents and valuation speculations.

Girl God is back to face down an interview conducted by the one Mx. Jacques Gonsoulin, we talk about the most embarrassing moment of everyones life, planning for a live show, Caitlyn Jenner's saying "retarted," and finally Hesse quizzes everyone on SEX. Find tickets for Girl Gods show here: https://girlgodlive.com/

Here's the first half of our special Halloween episode for you broke bitches who cant subscribe to our Patreon. Reporting from the most haunted city in the United States, Jacques and I are here to give you a tour of some of the most fucked up things that have happened to the people of New Orleans and of course, to Jacques himself. Join us on this journey as we tell tale of an axe wielding sociopath who killed a bunch Italians for not playing Jazz, how Jacques came to in a Taco Bell ditch, pray for the Gay Guys who died in a bath house fire, try to eat pickled beef tips, and finally harass city employees on the phone...in a graveyard.

Jacques reveals his new and improved self, we talk about the slay nerd who tried to assassinate the queen bc his AI girlfriend told him to, and we take your calls! Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes! Patreon.com/seekingderangements

What's up yall...Hesse and I recorded (Jacques joins eventually) on the day of jihad, we talk about Lady Betty Grafstein and Jose, world famous transvestigator Bevvie112 being uninvited from thanksgiving, dating old guys, Troye Sivan, the newest Bladwin brother J Baldwin, Bobbi Althoff curbstomping Scar Jo, eating 48 oysters, and more. As mentioned, please consider a donation to Anera who is working to provide aid to the Palestinian people. Find them at www.anera.org

Welcome back everyone! Today we talk about being trapped in Jacques basement, his diet, why airplanes keep nearly crashing all the time and why we don't know about it, and finally Jacques steals my lab coat and administers a quiz which strips us bare, psychologically speaking. Subscribe to us on Patreon for weekly bonus content!