Seeking Derangements

*FULL VIDEO IS FREE ON OUR PATREON* Hello everyone! Ben here, bringing you another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein you send us a photo of your bedroom (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age and location! Fan favorite and major transgender celebrity Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to clock in and clock down! Want to be a part of Interior Motives? We're up to over 100 submissions but have yet to turn one down! Claim your spot in line and sign up here. Thank you to everyone who's submitting, the show is so much fun and we couldn't do it without you. While we might roast your rooms, it's all love. <3 Stream NYMPHOWARS!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I kick off the show with a debrief of Jacque's Portland stint–the women, the food, the 6-9PM DJ sets. Then we take over The Ethicist, NYT's advice column for extremely neurotic liberals and give them unsolicited advice on buying a gun even though you hate guns, protecting your property values, and what to do you about your husband's boyfriend's husband's boyfriend (?)

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Max joins Hesse and I to discuss Trumps tour of the Middle East, the nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate, the Pope's gay brother, the Pope's MAGA brother, Trump accepting white South African "refugees," and how California is trying to ban gay cruising.

Its Seeking Sunday! Happy Mothers day to all of you divas. Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I guess what the new pope's vibe is (we recorded 10 minutes after the news was announced) spill some upstate tea about Martha Stewart and a 100 year old succulent, call Sniffies, and read some celebrity blind items.

*FULL FREE VIDEO ON PATREON* Hello Seekers! Ben here, continuing my new game show Interior Motives, wherein you show us your bed (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age, and location! On this episode Jen Sillen and Angel Emoji join me to clock in and clock down. As always thank you to Natalia for helping me put together today's episode!

Welcome Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques, and I celebrate Teachers Appreciation Week by talking about all the teachers we beefed with (we even read one's obituary), discuss Trumps new tariffs on movies (?) and play a new game wherein we guess which celebrities have trans kids, and what kind of trans those kids are. Right. We love!

It's S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Kanye West giving his own cousin head, all of the things in Jacques' life which have prepared him to fight a gorilla, and witness the return of the soundboard. Plus we ask each other questions designed to reveal how well we actually know each other. And play the Oregon Trial again.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the Return of the Senate Twink, how he fled to the wilderness of South Africa, and why he resurfaced in Sydney, Australia. We also send a farewell to George Santos who is on his way to prison, discuss JoJo Siwa developing feelings for a British man, and most importantly, we escalate our efforts to get on the Sniffies Podcast.

***Free Video on Patreon*** Hello Seekers! Ben here, we're trying something new today. I'm bringing you a test episode of Interior Motives, a game show about what your things say about you. The premise of the show is simple, listeners send us photos of their bedrooms (and their refrigerators) and we have to guess their gender/sexuality, age, and where they live using only those clues. Welcome to Interior Motives where you show us your bed and we guess who's been in it. Find the full video for free on our Patreon. http://Patreon.com/seekingderangements

Welcome Seekers! Ben here, today I apologize to Hesse for some of my recent behavior on the show which may or may not relate to the use of a certain soundboard. Then Jacques shows up and we talk about the Pope dying, have a battle about who is the most catholic (me) and make some of our own nominations for the Papal Seat. Then we take a dip into the NYT's advice column for intellectuals and give our thoughts on dilemmas such as kicking a disabled woman out of your pickleball league and staring at women in public.