Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I address the rumors about speaker Mike Johnson being on Grindr. Is this yet another closeted Republican politician taking a sashay down Gay Boulevard, or is it cope for LibAunties who desperately need a win. We get to the bottom of it with a full Gay Face Analysis. Plus we talk about Bryan Johnson's NDA woes, Russell Brand's deep U neck t-shirts, and Jacque's rounds out the episode with a Special Questionnaire for both Hesse and I.

Full episode on Patreon Ben here, join Jen and I for a 4 day oddessy in Providence, Rhode Island as we attempt to meet the Queen of Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness. We discuss being JVN's biggest super-haters, what the trajectory of her career says about broader cultural shifts, and figure out why he was borderline blackout at his live show Hot & Healed. Plus a special appearance from the Bad Girl of Podcasting, Meg. Hold on to your wigs hunties, cause we're serving some hater realness with some extra strength mother tea. Can you believe?

Subscribe to our Patreon for the full epsidoe! Both audio and video available there. Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I gather to discuss Jacque's possible legal recourse after being unpaid for the leading role in a Shrimp commercial he was too high to remember being in. Then we discuss the viral daily routine of everyones favorite entrepreneur and end the episode with a deep dive into the Gay Cruise who reportedly rescued 11 male refugees.

It's Seeking Sunday!!! Welcome y'all, Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the mass exedous of famous lesbians from the US, Meghan Markle's relatability woe's, and Quakers. Plus Jacques teaches us about Genghis Kong. Find bonus episodes on Patreon.com/SeekingDerangements

Hello Seekers! Welcome everyone, Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I are joined by super producer Palma who stops by to promote his new show The Drain. We discuss being jealous of dead people, starting fires, the cancellation of the Biden twink, and get into some items from the famous Gay List. Find Max's new show here: https://www.patreon.com/c/thedrain/posts

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I solve the aviation crisis, discuss the explosives that were planted all over Jacques neighborhood, review Lucinda Williams live show in Lafayette, and what it feels like to walk across one of those rainbow crosswalks which cuts through a 7 lane Dallas freeway.

Greetings Seekers! Full Video on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I are back with a special video episode. We discuss Luigi Mangione's alleged Cinema Style Sex Videos, Emilia Perez greening out at the damn oscars, and recap our Mardi Gras. Plus Jacques and I get into a fight over the voodoo doll he made of me. We'll be back later this week!

Ben here, happy to bring you an extra long episode featuring Jen and Hesse. We each drink a bottle of wine and call our Dads, Jacques and two different Angel's, but not before discussing Luigi, Diddy, Bridgette Macron, the Oscars, Hilaria, and much more. Consider this the sequel to our Berlin Speed Paste episode, although none was consumed. First hour's free, the last two are paywalled.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss why planes keep falling out of the sky, write a eulogy for me (I have a $40 spirit flight to Nola next week) and then make some really crucial decisions about our favorite cartoon characters. We will be back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday! Until then....

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON Ben here. Today, Theda Hammel joins me to recap our experience at Bryan Johnson’s Don’t Die Summit. We cover all the deeply unsettling stuff that happened—from the “lunch” we were served, to Bryan’s complete lack of charm, to the vendors offering total crap. Plus, we get into how an attempted sing-along alienated the entire crowd and why I got kicked out of a hyperbaric chamber by an Israeli. Yes, I requested a refund. Waiting to hear back.