

The Therapy Crouch
Tall or Nothing
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 27, 2023 • 1h 5min
Father's Day
Happy Tuesday! On this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter sit down and have a chat about their recent Father’s Day festivities, with Pete having put in a slightly underwhelming performance on Mother’s Day, is it likely Abbey pulled out all the stops for him this year? There is only one way to find out! To kick things off, Abbey and Peter share with us some of their favourite Dad jokes (that’s rubbish jokes, not jokes about Dads, Peter) In Agony Ab, the gang are on hand to give some advice for when your best mate gets a new girlfriend and she is constantly up staging you in the best friend department. Abbey is also on hand for some reassuring advice for one of our listeners who has recently seen one of her flings develop into something more serious with potentially catastrophic consequences. So sit back, relax and enjoy this weeks Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 20, 2023 • 57min
Glastonbury...Part 1
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! This week, your favourite couple take a sit down to spill the beans on all their Glastonbury planning and preparations. We have got some interesting ideas on how we can help Pete go incognito in the crowd (wig suggestions welcome) and Abbey gives a breakdown on how she is going to give Sir Elton John himself a run for his money when it comes to outfit changes. In Weekly Whine Club you guys have been in touch to berate Peter about his skinny wrists and we also hear how you have incorporated this into your own daily lives with varying degrees of success.Agony Ab is also back…but this time with a twist! Rather than our usual pearls of wisdom and relationship saving advice, we hear some of your best (and worst) festival stories….from burst sh*t pipes and POONCHO nightmares - nothing is off the cards. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 13, 2023 • 59min
T’is the (birthday) season
It’s your favourite time of the week again! Today, Abbey and Peter are back on The Therapy Crouch to discuss their very busy birthday scheduling, Spring has certainly sprung! Off the back of a rather large weekend in her hometown of Liverpool its safe to say the pair are still feeling slightly worse for wear but the main question is was it all worth it? We will let you be the judge.The gang also breakdown some of their most memorable birthday moments and some of their big bday plans for the little ones as well. In Agony Ab, we learn the dangers of downing too many pints of Guinness when your rocking a bowt of undiagnosed IBS as well as why, in some instances, being a single, half sock wearing cat owner is acceptable. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 6, 2023 • 1h
The Rulebreakers
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing attitudes when it comes to parenting styles - expect fun dad and house management vibes. And it isn’t just Abbey and Pete’s parenting styles that we get a glimpse into, but you guys as well! We hear from a couple whose attempts at confiscating their child’s Peppa Pig tablet backfired with some hilarious results. In Agony Ab, we learn of a fairly new and sh*t cultural phenomenon called a ‘Sten do’ as well as what to do when you suspect the girl you’ve got your eye on may be playing the o’l treat them mean keep them keen tactics on you. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 2023 • 1h 5min
They Call Me The Godfather
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! On this week’s episode Abbey and Peter are on hand to share some pearls of wisdom on what makes a good godparent, and some top tips on how to expertly navigate a thanks but no thanks conversation with your nearest and dearest. In Agony Ab, Abbey and Peter are on hand to help when your better half suddenly decides to take up the gym 10 years too late and we hear from Louis, one of our international listeners who needs some advice on how to make the first move!We hope you enjoy this very special episode from the OG Podfather and your fairy Podmother!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy #AbbeyClancy #PeterCrouch #TherapyCrouch #CoupleGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 23, 2023 • 1h 5min
Sticky Icky
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, there is no messing around in the Crouch family household as Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their biggest icks. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, an ick, as described by Urban Dictionary is: ‘Something someone does that is an instant turn-off for you, making you instantly hate the idea of being with them romantically.’And boy, have we got some icks for you….. from people who run for busses, to men with long nails and even the word ick itself! Stay tuned for some side splitting real good sticky icky fun on the couch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 2023 • 58min
The Power Shift
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a little revisit one of the more contentious topics from a previous episode - the power shift that happens when a couple decides to put a ring on it. With Pete claiming that golf trips and nights out with the lads swiftly becomes a thing of the past, Abbey decides to call bullsh*t….big time. With the help of you, the listener, Abbey also decides to put together her own ‘Good Househusband Guide’ with some do’s and don’s included if you want to maintain your happy wife, happy life. We hope you enjoy this weeks episode of, The Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 9, 2023 • 55min
Youth is Wasted on the Young
It’s your favourite part of the week again! Therapy Crouch is back with a bang and this week Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their misspent youth activities. Expect tales of underage discos enough to whip you up into a FRENZY and lessons how not to pull a sicky when you are battling your first hangover. Agony Ab is on hand to provide some much needed guidance and comic relief for what to do when your husband has some interesting locations he likes to spend a penny or, even worse, thinks they’re the next Whitney Houston. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 2, 2023 • 1h 4min
Runway Ready
In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, by popular demand, Abbey opens the door on what helped shape her career as one of Britain’s Next Top Models. It’s safe to say this journey was not all plain sailing, with plenty of high points, low points and laughs along the way. We also hear Pete’s opinions on the change in power dynamic once you put a ring on it and why ‘Airport Ab’ is a force to be reckoned with on a family holiday. The nation’s favourite agony aunts are also on hand to give advice on what to do if you pass gas in front of your in-laws and reveal why a tattoo on someone’s ‘Theatre of dreams’ may not be all it is cracked up to be. Enjoy!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy #AbbeyClancy #PeterCrouch #TherapyCrouch #CoupleGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 25, 2023 • 1h 4min
Half Term from Hell
Happy Therapy Crouch release day! In this week’s episode Abbey and Peter talk about their rather eventful Easter break spent with their nearest and dearest….as well as their four kids. With Pete pondering why the little ones get such a long time off for Easter when Jesus himself only took 3 days, Abbey lets loose on some of their less-than-wholesome strolls in the park and trips to the beach. During Weekly Whine Club, Pete’s shortcomings on all things technology based are exposed and we hear from one of our listeners whose husband is left rather unimpressed by one of her morning rituals. In Agony Ab, we hear how one of our dear listeners is planning on throwing the wedding of a lifetime with his boyhood passion taking front and centre stage, and what to do when your gut feeling is telling you there is something wrong in the relationship. We hope you enjoy this weeks episode of The Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.