

The Therapy Crouch
Tall or Nothing
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 29, 2023 • 50min
Moving Abroad
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and go on holiday to where The Therapy Crouch began.If you could move abroad where would you go and why? Would you move to a quiet American raunch? Or would you prefer a beautiful house secluded in a Spanish mountain range? Today Peter & Abbey discuss their preferences on where they could move to and the countries which are on their travel list. You guys have also been in touch to keep us updated on your own weekly whines and dilemmas that have come up over the past week. We hear from a women who's husband refuses to help clean the house & a man who has put on a stone while trying to lose weight. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 2023 • 16min
Bonus: Abbey Almost Gets The Boot
In this extra special episode of the pod, courtesy of Acast Creative and WhatsApp from Meta, Abbey and Pete switch phones and dive deep into their chats. Golf gets cancelled, Pete wins the "Champion's Shield" and Abbey almost get’s the boot. So get comfy, enjoy the episode, and remember to lock your chats!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 2023 • 43min
Beige Flags
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are discussing one of the hottest new TikTok trends that is….Beige Flags. Does your boyfriend rely on a waiter’s recommendations to make his food choices? Or ever found yourself on a date with someone who uses well known sayings in slightly the wrong context? Well you are not alone! Today the gang go through some of the most well known beige flags around as well as some of their own for each other. You guys have also been in touch to keep us updated on your own weekly whines and dilemmas that have come up over the past week. We hear from a woman who is sick to death of her husband’s noisy bedroom antics as well as a disgruntled sister who fears her little brother is trying to take the shine off her big day. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyListener Choice awards https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 15, 2023 • 1h 2min
And they call it, Puppy Love
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are discussing all things young love. With their own daughter approaching dating age, the gang reflect on some of their own young love experiences. Abbey reminisces on getting caught telling porky pies so she could sneak out without a chaperone whilst Pete cringes at some of his Dad’s antics when he was young and on the pull. We have also heard from some of our listeners whose young love story has lasted the test of time and they are still rocking it many years later - much to the dismay of some of their doubting High School teachers. And finally, the country’s favourite Agony Ab is back to help with some of the dilemmas you guys have found yourself in the past couple of weeks - with a needy boyfriend who insists on a morning cuddles and a wife who is dreading spending time with her husband during his paternity leave being just a couple.Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyListener Choice awards https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 8, 2023 • 1h 5min
To Dream The Impossible Dream
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a while to sit down and discuss some of their dreams and aspirations both as a pair of youngsters and now as one of the UK’s most prominent power couples. We hear about Abbey’s early days in Genie Queen - Liverpool’s answer to the Sugababes - and a young football protege with dreams of scoring 100 premier league goals and becoming the nation’s Podfather in the process. We also hear from our lovely listeners with their Weekly Whines and Agony Abs. We hear about one of listeners whose girlfriend has being using their toothbrush for bit of DIY and a fellow NETTO alumni has been in touch with a playground anthem that has been sung for generations across Merseyside. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 1, 2023 • 1h 6min
Freaky Friday
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace their inner Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsey Lohan and ponder one of life’s great questions…..what would you do if you found yourself in a Freaky Friday situation? They look at which one of their heroes they would most like to switch with, what would be the first thing they’d do if they found themselves in the other’s body (parental guidance advised) and Peter answers a very tricky question regarding his mum and Abbey’s own Freaky Friday experience. In Agony Ab, we hear from the only woman on the planet who is offended her husband believes she resembles Margot Robbie and Pete tries to help a sister out who’s in desperate need of some funny one liners for her Tinder profile. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 25, 2023 • 56min
The Language of Love
Welcome back to this week’s Therapy Crouch! Today Abbey and Peter are on the couch to talk about their respective ‘love languages’ If the terms ‘Words of Affirmation, Gift giving, Touch, Acts of Service, and Quality Time’ leave you feeling a bit confuddled then have no fear we have got you covered. Abbey’s questionable math skills are also called into question after one of our dear listeners writes in to celebrate one of his wife’s recent achievements as well as what to do when your best friend wants to order dominoes for their wedding breakfast. The nations favourite Agony Ab is also back in action and is helping you navigate just how to avoid giving someone in your friendship group mixed signals when it comes to your love language and also what to do when your in laws become a bit ‘too close for comfort’ Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 18, 2023 • 1h 6min
Friends with (no) benefits
ADVISORY CONTENT WARNING: Unfortunately, our mics dropped out for the last 10 mins of this week’s episode so we apologise for the last 5 minutes…Welcome to this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch!This week, Abbey has had some life affirming news and it has encouraged the gang to discuss all things friendship group related. Ever found yourself stuck with a talkative boring Norman at a wedding? Or had the dreaded experience of when two of your close friends split up and you don’t know which one to keep? You’re not alone.Abbey and Peter are here to give you some witty personal anecdotes, and advice on what to do if you ever find yourself in one of these sticky situations. We also find out why Pete could be inline for the next Gucci modelling job and Abbey has some choice words for one of our listeners who has an issue with her attempt at an Italian accent. It’s a cracker!Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 2023 • 1h 3min
The Roaring 30's
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch we have some big news…….Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)Ever After is out on October 12th. To preorder your copy got to https://lnk.to/therapycrouch where you will find links to a limited number of signed copies, the audio book and more.In the rest of the podcast, Abbey and Peter are on hand to discuss how to handle turning the big 3 0! With Abbey adamant that life doesn’t start till 40, if you are concerned about this big birthday then fear no more we have got you covered. In Agony Ab, we hear from a woman who is concerned she may have chosen the wrong shade or (strawberry) blonde in her mating partner, and someone who is concerned about her boyfriends offensive dress senseEnjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 4, 2023 • 50min
Glasto...Part 2
It’s the one you have all been waiting for! After a rather hectic Glastonbury experience, a slightly worse for wear Therapy Crouch is here to dish the dirt on what went down at Worthy Farm. The gang battle through some rather self-inflicted hangovers and lift the lid on their Glastonbury experience - expect a lot of Elton John chat, Abbey’s step count and the avoidance of the dreaded long drop…. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouch https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast For more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.