

The Therapy Crouch
Tall or Nothing
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 2, 2024 • 1h 15min
The Therapy Crouch x NewlyWeds - The Crossover you Never Knew You Needed
It is the first Therapy Crouch of the New Year! What better way to kick off 2024 on the couch than getting the one and only Jamie Laing and Sophie Haboo on the sofa! The former stars of Made In Chelsea and creators of the hugely successful Nearly/NewlyWeds podcast - this episode was not short of a few laughs and occasionally over sharing! We hear all about how Jamie and Sophie’s relationship got off to a rather unconventional start, embarrassing fertility clinic fiascos and their plans for the future!In Agony Ab, the NewlyWeds are on hand to help give advice to our listeners who are stuck in a prank battle within their friendship group as well as one of our most outrageous emails of the series - stay tuned!00:00 Intro09:21 First Dates14:33 Hilarious mishaps17:07 Family planning 18:43 Saturday Night Takeaway20:34 Posh W*nk30:08 Podcast wars36:23 MIC43:21 Clean Freaks47:05 Jealous Guy54:41 Agony Abs01:01:51 Free Fridge01:06:10 No WordsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 26, 2023 • 48min
Ask Us Anything!!! Abbey and Peter FINALLY reveal all.....
It’s Boxing Day Baby! But have no fear, The Therapy Crouch isn’t going to leave you hanging and we have got a very special episode for you today….Ask Us Anything!We have been putting the feelers out there on our social media for some of the burning questions you guys have got for Abbey and Pete and some are a lot more out there than others….Nipple sized hands or hands sized nipples, Therapy Crouch tour 2024 and Abbey’s preferred lipstick choices are some of the answers you can expect to find out today. And don’t worry, the nation’s favourite Agony Ab hasn’t gone anywhere and we are on hand to help with home improvement nightmares, hunky housemates who have a penchant for being scruffy f*ckers and what to do when your new boyfriend gets a less than lukewarm reception from your nearest and dearest. 00:00 Intro04:14 Parenting Challenges12:13 Shopping Woes14:23 AMA: Ask Us Anything19:55 Preferences on Height22:23 Work-Life Balance and Parenthood26:50 Board Games29:37 #StayGrounded34:14 Home Decor 37:01 Agony Ab40:57 Dealing with friends' opinions on partner43:35 Hone Improvements To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 19, 2023 • 55min
The Therapy Crouch’s Christmas Party!!!
It is officially our last episode before Christmas and it would only be fitting for us to have a little festive fiesta!! It is a double celebration is the Crouch household after Scott pulled his finger out and asked the big Q - which has prompted some discussions on Abbey trading hers in for an upgrade (ring not fella) Although it isn’t all festive cheer as the pair have been up to their usual antics and have come locked and loaded with multiple weekly whines - a lot of of them regarding the other’s fashion faux pas. And fear not, we are not abandoning you guys with your own relationship woes, Agony Ab is still on the couch to help with your long distance heart ache and those of you who are struggling with husbands who have little to no interest in putting the Christmas tree up!! Bah humbug!Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch and Happy Christmas!!!Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 00:00 Intro05:01 Fashion Faux Pas 06:10 Moose Knuckles 07:48 Christmas Shopping09:38 Guest Dynamics and Podcast Experience10:21 Family Activities12:39 Christmas Menu16:45 Partayyy18:09 Party Games35:26 Christmas Traditions 42:24 Agony Ab45:24 Decorating Woes49:47 Long-Distance Relationship WoesTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 15, 2023 • 23min
The Therapy Crouch Guide To Christmas Gifting
Abbey and Pete join forces with Klarna for this special edition of The Therapy Crouch, packed full of tips and tricks (plus the odd fail from Pete) for gifting and hosting this Christmas. What’s Pete’s tried and tested present buying strategy? What has Abbey got in store for him over the festive period? And who is the real grinch of the Clancy / Crouch household Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 12, 2023 • 1h 3min
The Therapy Crouch made some new friends....and they do not disappoint
The moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived! The Therapy Crouch has waited almost a year for this very special moment and boy was it worth it…This week, we are joined by fellow podcasters and new best friends, James Buckley and Clair Buckley! It’s fair to say that this is a bit of a milestone for the podcast and nothing was off the table in this no holds barred chat, from how to pity a girl into bed to James’ truly teeth woes. They are also a welcome addition to Agony Ab couch, where we hear from a woman who is being constantly undermined in the workplace which Clair has some FANTASTIC advice for. Do not miss this one!Check out James and Clair Buckleys Youtube channel ‘At Home With The Buckleys’ here -> https://www.youtube.com/c/athomewiththebuckleys Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 00:00 Intro04:00 Where it began….11:00 Home Life 13:00 Career Future Ventures22:00 Animal rescue26:45 WTF29:22 Parenting Dynamics39:36 Turkey Teeth46:36 James Buckley, kitchen fitter56:57 Staycations01:00:11 Is it James or Jay?01:01:07 "The Inbetweeners"01:13:12 Bonk Beats01:16:29 Mutual Interests01:20:30 Workplace StrugglesTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 5, 2023 • 1h 9min
'Tis The Season
As Christmas approachs Pete and Abbey are getting into the festive spirit, by discussing their holiday joys and pet peeves from Christmas prep to how to do presents. After a trip to Bicester Village this week, Pete and Ab discuss each others contradicting shopping styles.With plenty of your Agony Ab's and Weekly Whines we are back to give you fantastic(ish) advice. To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 2023 • 1h 8min
When good intentions backfire SPECTACULARLY
After their recent break away from the kids to ‘disconnect and reconnect’ Abbey and Pete are back with tales of when even the best of intentions can backfire with hilarious results. Thailand in the depths of monsoon season? Sounds like the perfect opportunity for Abbey to tear through three books and avoid talking to Pete at all costs… In our weekly whine (or shine) club, we hear from a couple who have had the picture perfect proposal in nowhere else than the big apple itself as well as a woman who is convinced her husband has taken up whistling as a full time hobby just to drive her round the bend. And we also hear some outrageous chat which will hopefully stand as a warning to all you guys on why you shouldn’t drunk and dial. On this week’s Therapy Crouch we’ve got 99 problems but a b*tch aint one. Enjoy! 00:00 Introduction06:01 Approachable Pete06:58 Dad Jokes21:37 Monsoon season26:28 Book worms32:38 Sunseekers36:27 School hols42:41 Magic Hour44:26 Abbey’s Accountancy48:39 Health is wealth56:03 Agony Abs01:03:28 GameboysTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 21, 2023 • 1h 13min
Surprise, Surprise
Ahead of Pete’s long anticipated surprise holiday for him and Abbey, the pair sit down to talk about some of the more memorable - and even more forgettable - surprises they’ve pulled off for each other. Not wanting to be outdone by the Therapy Crouch team, we also hear from our listeners who have provided some of their best and worse surprises over the year, from days out being a zookeeper to spiteful exes with a taste for Bridget Jones. Aside from the big surprise trip, Abbey and Pete talk about some of their smaller scale surprises over the years and how it’s sometimes the smaller romantic gestures that can keep the spark alive. In Agony Ab, the team are on hand to give advice to a listener who’s partner loves the smell of their own f*rts as well as someone dealing with the breakdown of one of their oldest and longest friendships. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 00:00 Intro03:06 Travel Plans07:51 Audience Surprise Stories12:02 Animal Encounters18:44 Not so surprise surprise23:51 Romance isn’t dead27:06 The big getaway36:37 Rekindling the romance44:13 Christmas Revelations56:39 Agony Ab01:07:16 Pass Gas?To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 14, 2023 • 57min
Therapy Crouchfest
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a while to take stock ofter the roaring success that was Crouchfest. Never ones to take themselves too seriously, the gang talk all things fancy dress, gameshow parodies, music and everything in between. Abbey also gives insight into their ‘Sunday Monday’ experience - a rare treat when the house is normally jam packed with four kids. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is feeling pressured into going on a rather expensive family group holiday as well as a young couple who are struggling to decide if they want to have another baby, secure their nest or blow it all on the big day!Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 00:11 Introduction03:42 Post-Crouchfest Recovery05:48 Holiday Memories09:30 Blind Date Segment15:30 Performance Highlights 16:52 Bomby night19:35 Compliment to Abby at the End23:09 Man Flu29:40 Weekly Whine Club38:04 Therapy CrouchFest 40:27 The Greatest Showman43:53 Agony AB48:10 Priorities52:54 Paris, city of loveTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 7, 2023 • 59min
Here comes the Bride(maid)
It has been a big week for Abbey - she finally popped her bridesmaid’s cherry for none other than her BFF Holly. But before they spill the beans on the wedding of the year, they reminisce on what has been a rather eventful week. From halloween face paint fails to a Geoff Clancy fashion faux pas there is plenty to be unravelled here. Abbey and Pete also take a surprising detour from the pod topic and reminisce on some of their school school day pranks and performances which brings a lot of happy memories flooding back.In Agony Ab, we hear from a woman who has suffered the ultimate betrayal from her former best friend and we also hear from someone who got A LOT more than they bargained for when they went for their monthly mop chop. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 00:00 Introduction 02:04 Can I have your autograph?09:13 Crouchfest prep15:59 Karaoke queen20:14 Toys ‘R’ Us22:48 Weekly Whines27:34 Here comes the Bride(maid)40:20 Back to school 48:09 Agony Ab53:02 The ultimate betrayalTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.