The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by our most special guest to date - Abbey’s Mum, Kags. Fresh off the back off the Brit awards, Abbey and Pete are here to dish the dirt on what goes on behind the scenes at one of the most prestigious events in the awards season calendar. Pete, clearly impressed with his own outfit choices that evening, reveals the three words that came to mind when he was eyeing himself up in the mirror, and Abbey celebrity Dad crush is also exposed. When Kags joins us on the couch, we discuss all about Abbey’s early childhood, and how she knew she was always destined to be a star after a very memorable Madonna performance down at Harlequins. We delve deep into Abbey’s outgoing personality as a teenager and Karen finally gives her version of events from when Abbey got caught after going on her first ever night out. This week we also have Agony KAGS here to help you, our listeners, who have been driven to distraction by your useless partners. We hear from a pregnant listener who feels like her partner is devoting more time to the gym than her, as well as a hubby whose wife’s trips to bathroom stores are driving him round the (u)-bendEnjoy this weeks, Therapy Crouch!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete sit down with their old pals Rio and Kate Ferdinand!Pete and Rio go way back, from their times playing football both with and against each other and it shows in this laugh a minute episode when the pair take a couple of trips down memory lane. In scenes reminiscent of an all star Mr and Mrs, the couples take on each other in a battle of the sexes where the girls try to guess what a Panenka is and why you wouldn’t try it on Fergie time….but maybe your own. The pair, who have been suffering a few sleepless nights lately due to their new addition to the family also use their time on the Therapy Crouch couch to get some things off their chest with hilarious results. And on a more touching note, Rio opens up on the impact that his documentaries detailing bereavement and his and Kate’s blended family have had not just on themselves but the wider public. We also hear from one of our listeners whose night out ended up on a bit of a bum note after enjoying one too many real ales at his village’s local beer festival and Rio and Kate are on hand to dish out some well needed words of wisdom. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:13 Intro05:05 First Impressions09:23 Burner Accounts14:05 Changing Opinions18:32 Delegation, Delegation, Delegation22:05 Sleep Deprivation 27:22 Weekly Whine Club33:34 Fitter, Healthier, Happier37:01 Masterchef49:42 Push Presents57:50 Joint Ventures01:07:01 All Star Mr and Mrs01:16:42 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are looking at the worst, but often inevitable part of a relationship - the breakup!But before whipping the Kleenex out, Abbey and Pete have a lot to be laughing about. Abbey reveals how she is the only person on the planet that enjoys going to waterparks without getting wet and Pete lets loose with some CORNY jokes about the state of his plates of meat. And fear not, if you have recently found yourself as the newest member of the lonely hearts club then we have got you covered too. We look at the recent phenomena that is divorce parties (shout out Kim K), not so bonk beating playlists, and swipe right to listen to our triumphant tinder tactics in the modern age. In Agony Ab, we hear from a disgruntled employee who has new company policy is giving him quite the dogs life, as well as from a thoughtful fiancé who is struggling to see the potential benefits of his upcoming laser eye surgery…if you’ll pardon the pun. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro03:07 Bazooka that Verruca13:11 Mrs Multitasker18:54 Weekly Whine Club26:07 The World’s Worst Kebab?31:11 The Breakup35:22 Get Involved!38:07 Hell Yeah!41:26 Divorce Parties 47:11 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are coming (almost) live and direct from their brand new podcast studio. After months of having her posh living room trashed, Abbey has pulled rank and decided enough is enough. But fear not, it may be a new studio, but it is the same old Therapy Crouch. Abbey and Pete are digging deep this week, where we hear about Pete’s secret life as a ‘content creator’ and Abbey’s best selling novel from a former life also makes a reappearance. The gang go slightly off-piste in this one as a fit of the giggles rips through the studio like a bull in a china shop and leaving Abbey and Pete unable to get their words out. In the weekly whine club, we hear from a proud father who was able to successfully use the GROW UP shout this weekend when he was down watching his young lad play football, and Pete also has a moan at Abbey’s less-than-impressive technological abilities. We also stage a very special Ask Us Anything section where we hear from you, the listener, in a no holds barred conversation where your favourite couple answer your burning questions. Also, stick around for the Agony Abs, where Abbey is left far less than impressed with a husband whose wife has had a DIY disaster and Pete give a b*llocking to someone’s colleague who keeps on making rather anti-social lunches in the office. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:28 Intro03:38 Stranger Things07:16 Start Lead Scandals12:51 Peter Crouch: Content Creator18:51 Abbey Clancy: Award Winning Author25:16 Yaki-Da31:32 Weekly Whines37:20 Tw*ts in Lycra40:24 Freaky Friday43:23 Viccy Sponge49:58 Sophie’s Choice52:05 Desert Island Discs54:09 Agony AbsAsk Us Anything form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/editTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love is certainly in the air on today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, as Abbey and Peter are celebrating all things Valentine’s day. We hear some of their best - and worst - chat up lines used to charm one another and Abbey gives the lowdown on what songs will be making it on to her bonk beats playlist this Wednesday. Abbey and Peter are also on hand to give advice to those of you who are feeling a little bit neglected this time of year as well as what to do if you ever find yourself dating someone whose name gives you the ICK.And fear not singletons, we also have some words of wisdom for those of you who don’t have a date this year and find your legs dangling off the single shelf. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!00:00 Introduction05:32 Dry February09:35 60 Minute Makeover13:35 Weekly Whine Club16:23 Bonk Beats 28:50 Valentine's Day33:33 Romance isn’t Dead38:32 Date Night43:24 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is a very special addition of The Therapy Crouch this week, as the team helps to ring in Pete turning the big 4 3. Although the big man has admitted he is getting to the age where he would prefer these things to go unnoticed, Abbey is undeterred and we explore what makes the perfect birthday for the man who as it all…The pair also regale us with their recent Burn’s nights celebrations, and Abbey reveals her sneaky tactics in ensuring she secured the perfect gift for her man on his special day. In Agony Ab, we hear from our listeners we hear from a listener who is fed up with his sister’s questionable parenting tactics as well as from someone whose best friend isn’t putting h*es before bros…Sit down, grab yourself a slice of birthday cake and enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro06:26 Burn Baby Burn11:33 The Big Day Out18:13 Weekly Whine Club29:06 Flaky Friends31:06 PARTAYYY40:17 Pete’s Perfect Pub48:42 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exploring all things conspiracies!After listening to you, our listeners, in our ‘Ask Me Anything’ episode we decided that it was hide time to give the people what they want and whack our tin foil hats on.After Abbey’s recent UFO encounter on the A3 - the team try to debunk some of their personal favourite conspiracies, expect moon landings, flat earth, illuminati and more!After putting the world to rights, Agony Ab is also on hand to help you with football mad hubbys who are determined to derail your big day, awkward exes and what to do when your bonk beats have been left on mute. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro03:38 The New Floor05:17 PAARTAAYYY11:42 Magical Morning at lion Lodge14:22 Marble Chargers23:22 Weekly Whines30:37 Lets talk conspiracies47:40 Agony Abs53:57 Football Crazy, Football Mad01:00:28 Ex on the BeachTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With one more week of the dreaded January blues left, we thought we would brighten up your day with a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter are joined on the couch by Chatty Man Alan Carr and his partner in crime Amanda Holden. As you can probably guess, this episode was full of surprises, and explosive revelations. We hear Alans habits that drive Amanda up the wall, why you never want to take a trip to a marble quarry on a hangover and Alan’s disappointment at the fact he is less OnlyFans, more OnlyGrans…. They are also on hand to give advice to our listeners who are struggling with their ‘Mingebag’ husbands, groaning grannies and Judgey Dry Jan partners. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 00:25 Intro05:26 DNA Journeys09:53 More tea, Vicar?11:47 Hangovers, Spritz, and Marble Quarry Mishaps15:26 The Sound of Silence20:10 Podcast vs. Chat Shows23:09 Bikini Fetish 25:34 Dry January Judgment31:32 Green Flags 35:19 Amanda and Alan’s Italian Job38:36 Penelope!48:05 Agony Abs52:10 GROW UP!57:47 OnlyGransTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is a big week for the Therapy Crouch this week as we find ourselves celebrating a double birthday celebration! Not only is it the nation’s favourite Agony Aunt’s birthday, but your not-so-new favourite podcast has also turned 1 years old!!! After having some typical travel woes over the Christmas period, Abbey and Pete are back on the couch to discuss Ross’ rascal trainers, Pete’s new found love of Zumba and Abbey’s failed attempt at dry January. As it is our one year podiversary, we also take a walk down memory lane to reminisce on some of our personal highlights from throughout the past 12 months, of which there has been plenty. And it is business as usual in Agony Ab, where we hear from someone who has caught the workplace b*tches throwing shade at her best pal and a woman who feels her husband needs to start laying down the law in the workplace. Enjoy this very special, Therapy Crouch Birthday Bonanza! 00:00 Intro06:05 Peter Crouch, Zumba Wonder08:56 Turbulent New Years10:32 Damp January17:40 Manifest this21:06 Weekly Whine Club30:22 Birthday Bonanzas34:00 PMA37:27 It Was a Very Good Year42:09 Google Me49:28 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Tuesday Therapy Crouch fans! On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter take a moment to to reflect on all things New Years and the dreaded resolutions that come with it! The pair give their thoughts on if they think there is any point trying to do a resolution in this day in age or if they are doomed from the very start….Dry January, project get fit, Blue Monday and terrible birthday timings are all things discussed on today’s pod and as usual the gang has some VERY surprising takes on a few of these topics. We also have a very touching message from one of our listeners whose life has been changed dramatically through The Therapy Crouch as well as the usual outrageous shenanigans that occur in both the weekly whine club and our famous Agony Ab section. Happy New Year!00:00 Intro06:18 Makin’ Babies10:47 60 Minute Makeover16:05 Batman vs Superman20:50 Golden Shower24:08 Does my bum look big in this?27:29 New Year's Celebrations32:39 Resolutions41:16 Blue Monday 42:42 Agony Ab50:40 Communication & Relationship Dynamics01:02:09 Intellectual Interests & Time ConstraintsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.