

The Therapy Crouch
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jul 8, 2025 • 60min
‘He Sent My Dad a Letter’: Steph McGovern’s Real-Life Stalker Nightmare
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern!From fangirl moments with Bono to accidentally being mistaken for Lady Gaga, Steph’s journey from Black & Decker to BBC Breakfast is full of twists, triumphs, and turbo-charged career pivots.Steph opens up about her Middlesbrough roots, her engineering past (yes, she actually saved Black & Decker thousands), and how she clawed her way into television, starting from answering phones. The trio also dive into her new thriller novel Deadline, inspired by a chilling real-life stalker experience during her breakfast TV days.There’s tax talk, spreadsheet love-ins, and a candid chat about financial education and why schools need to do a better job preparing kids for the real world. And yes, there’s pressure washer appreciation, a champagne-fuelled paddle tennis recap, and a few snorts of laughter.If you’ve ever wondered how to pivot careers, why schools fail kids on money, or how to write a thriller rooted in reality, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 3, 2025 • 34min
Single Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned.The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!).We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to suspiciously chatty football coaches, and a man whose idea of oral hygiene could end a marriage.Plus, the couple unpack the emotional load of new parenthood, midlife crisis golf trips, and the true trauma of bad breath. It’s chaos, it’s comfort, it’s classic Therapy Crouch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 1, 2025 • 1h 1min
Lee & Helen Westwood: Caddying for Your Husband – Romantic or Nightmare?
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a hole-in-one for love and laughter as Abbey and Pete welcome golf legend Lee Westwood and his caddy-slash-wife Helen to the couch. From viral golf fails and trimming routines best left untold (yes, really!) to their impromptu Vegas wedding, it’s a tell-all rollercoaster through their one-of-a-kind partnership.Lee shares what it takes to become world number oneand what it’s like taking that title from none other than Tiger Woods. As Helen spills on what really goes down inside the golf bag. Plus, things heat up in the Agony Abs with a 4AM mystery call, a Father’s Day card conundrum, and some bonk beat revelations you’ll never unhear.If you’re in the mood for golf, gossip, and good vibes, this is one for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 26, 2025 • 46min
Peter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.From Father’s Day flops to weekly moans, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats.A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tangents yet, until it’s derailed by a chat about Transformers, flannel pyjamas, and a furious pillow dispute.We’ve got parenting pandemonium, a DIY birthday Glastonbury, and “chucky egg”… whatever that is.So if you’re in need of a laugh, a moan, or just want to hear Peter whisper “Decepticon, climb on bed,” this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 2025 • 1h 5min
“He Farted on My Hand!” The Worst Date Stories We've EVER Heard
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s dating disasters galore as Abbey, Peter and Producer Ross wade through a swamp of relationship red flags, chinchilla chaos, and unexpected nudity.Fresh off a dreamy couples’ getaway to Ibiza (or should we say “I-bee-fer”?), the trio are recharged and ready to tackle the weirdest, wildest stories from the world of modern dating. From being farted on mid-date to a rogue naked cereal eater, no story is too outrageous. Abbey reflects on dolphin encounters, parenting guilt stats, and the couple’s haunted honeymoon in the monsoon.Plus, listener dilemmas range from boyfriends clinging to ex’s hoodies to how to handle the nocturnal blanket thief in your bed. And in a Reddit-fuelled rollercoaster, we hear tales of vomit, wigs, passionate stalkers, and romantic rejection at first sight. You’ll laugh, gasp, and maybe double check your own dating app profile… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 19, 2025 • 38min
‘No Knobs’ Dating: Fixing the Nation’s Love Life!
Join Pete & Abbey for another Therapy Crouch episode packed with dilemmas and belly-laughs. From launching a “No Knobs” dating database and conquering the 12 Buffets of Christmas to planning a solo Western ranch adventure for the big 4-0, the gang dish out unfiltered advice on love, life and wardrobes that never stay tidy. Plus: pot-smoking partners, falling for your best friend and which Premier League club Pete secretly wishes he’d played for... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 2025 • 49min
"8 Million People Were Laughing At Me!"
In this hilariously chaotic and heartfelt episode of The Therapy Crouch Pete dives into viral fame, failed golf swings, party mishaps, chaotic pet parenting, emotional advice for heartbreak, botox debates, and the art of cooking steak without setting off the fire alarm.Full of candid conversations, chaotic storytelling, and laugh-out-loud listener messages, The Therapy Crouch proves once again that no one is safe from the couch’s truth serum.Hit subscribe for more mayhem, mishaps, and marriage therapy from Britain’s most entertaining couple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 12, 2025 • 44min
"Our House Is NEVER Empty… and It’s Killing the Romance" 😳
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch go from sex dungeons and Spanish dummies to Transformer toys and trauma dumping friends, it’s another hilarious rollercoaster of relatable parenting and relationship woes.Abbey reveals her “hand-luggage only” packing stress, while Pete waxes lyrical about the joys of a resin driveway (yes, really). We also dive into the ultimate relationship rants: kids who never leave home, partners who never clean up, and how to handle a friend who’s emotionally draining the life out of you.Whether you’re prepping for a summer holiday or just trying to survive weeks with the kids, this episode’s got you covered.#TheTherapyCrouch #ParentingProblems #RelationshipAdvice #FunnyPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 2025 • 41min
16 Questions To Make You Fall Back In Love - Part 1
In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Therapy Couch, we dive into everything from cowboy hats and theme parks to trauma recovery and deep relationship questions. The episode kicks off with banter about fashion disasters and roller coasters, then shifts gears to real talk: marriage, addiction, emotional intimacy, and those tiny everyday moments that make love last. Along the way, the hosts share raw and personal stories—from binge drinking recovery and its impact on marriage, to candid answers from the viral "16 Questions to Fall in Love Again" challenge. If you've ever wondered what keeps long-term love alive, or how couples navigate tough pasts with grace and laughter, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 5, 2025 • 36min
The Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?
In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix. Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best.🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.