Karaoke Proposal Turned NIGHTMARE - Public Proposal Gone Wrong & His Unwanted Morning Alarm Clock...

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest dilemmas—from karaoke proposals gone rogue to husbands who treat the morning ‘horn’ like a motivational alarm clock.

We get confessions about forgotten anniversaries, delusional 50/50 boyfriends, footballer–wife stereotypes, marathon horror stories, and the mystery of why some people can remember every Premier League fixture but not their own relationship milestones.

There’s talk of dressage injuries, baggy post-baby bellies, Footballers’ Wives nostalgia, slowgasms, and the eternal debate: is emptying the dishwasher twice a week really a contribution?

Expect chaotic honesty, big laughs, and a healthy dose of Crouch-style common sense.

00:00 – Intro

01:39 – The Karaoke Bar Proposal Nightmare

03:33 – Why Public Proposals Are a Risky Game

04:35 – Building Post-Baby Confidence for New Mums

06:35 – Life as a Footballer & WAG: The Realities vs TV

09:41 – Footballers’ Wives & Dream Team Deep Nostalgia

11:11 – Abbey’s Escape Tactic for Boring Conversations

11:57 – Husband With “Morning Energy”: Too Much Too Soon

14:15 – Marathon Horror Stories: Toenails, Chafing & Chaos

19:03 – Abbey Explains Skin-Tightening Treatments

20:05 – Forgotten Anniversaries & Football Fixtures

22:32 – The 50/50 Boyfriend Who Definitely Isn’t 50/50

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