The Therapy Crouch

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Sep 18, 2025 • 44min

Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits.Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle.With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch.00:00 – Intro00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks.00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems.00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions.00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group.00:12:10 – The great British heating debate.00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama.00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster.00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers.00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong.00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made.00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 16, 2025 • 43min

Agony Abs Special: Would You Leave EVERYTHING Behind for Australia?

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with an Agony Abs Special, where listeners send in their juiciest dilemmas and relationship woes for the pair to solve.With our beloved Ross under the weather, Sam steps in as substitute co-host, bringing fresh energy (and questionable jokes). From partners refusing to lift a finger around the house, to families torn between moving to the other side of the world, to the heartbreak of cheating boyfriends and whether it’s ever okay to marry three times, nothing is off-limits.Expect plenty of laughs, heartfelt advice, and even a squirrel invasion horror story that left an entire house destroyed. Plus, Abbey and Pete debate hypothetical moves abroad, relive their own hilarious medical mishaps, and round off with another game of football name pronunciations that leaves Abbey completely baffled.Drop your well wishes to Ross in the comments!00:00 – Intro00:34 – Ross is ill, Sam steps in as co-host01:34 – Weekly whine: Abbey’s endless phone chats vs Pete’s listening skills05:03 – Listener dilemma: Doing no chores & avoiding family09:33 – Listener asks Pete about his sinus surgery12:17 – A Hawaiian holiday “Shabba” photo moment15:09 – Squirrel invasion destroys a family home17:17 – Listener dilemma: Should we move to Australia?23:01 – Listener dilemma: Boyfriend cheats, she’s left homeless at uni27:01 – Listener’s husband books dental surgery right before her birthday party31:08 – Abbey recalls Pete’s groin surgery disaster during childbirth33:18 – Listener dilemma: Is it embarrassing to marry a third time?Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 11, 2025 • 35min

Are Workplace Romances Harmless Fun or Career-Ending Mistakes?!

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything where no question is too awkward. From listeners’ most embarrassing school moments (including tissue mishaps and running disasters) to heated debates on whether you’d rather give up sex or booze, nothing is off-limits. The pair share candid stories about commando days, cat pee chaos, and workplace romances gone wrong.There’s also a sneaky challenge running throughout the episode as Pete and producer Ross try to name as many animals as possible without Abbey catching on. Add in big relationship topics like couples therapy, never-ending household arguments, and the hilarious realities of marriage, and you’ve got an episode packed with brutal honesty, belly laughs, and total chaos.00:00 – Intro00:25 – We’re playing a little game today…00:53 – Abbey and Pete on sports, kids, and tennis rivalries04:53 – Most embarrassing school memories revealed (tissue boobs, commando, wetting it on track)10:05 – Abbey’s school tights trick and going commando10:22 – The cat pee nightmare: curtains, carpets, and chaos13:00 – Listener dilemma: Shamu the whale in the bath15:20 – Should EVERY couple try therapy—even happy ones?19:07 – The animal-naming game goes off the rails19:34 – Back to school: which subjects would Pete & Abbey smash or fail?26:07 – The boss crush question—promotion or passion?30:20 – Would you rather give up booze or sex?31:59 – Couples arguing about the same things forever—how to copeEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 9, 2025 • 1h 1min

Back to School Chaos: Timetables, Tantrums & Total Exhaustion

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into the chaos and comedy of back-to-school season.From bedtime routines, uniform shopping, and chaotic school runs to WhatsApp mum groups, playground politics, and the dreaded parents’ evenings, Abbey and Peter share the highs, lows, and hilarious mishaps of family life.They also reflect on media headlines about their relationship, debate whether men should be “good” at bowling, and tackle your Agony Abs dilemmas—including the challenges of a 16-year age gap relationship and whether perfectionism is ruining family hosting.With plenty of laughs, heartfelt confessions, and back-to-school wisdom, this episode has it all.00:02:00 – Parents secretly relieved kids are back at school00:03:10 – Media headlines about Abbey & Peter’s “marriage troubles”00:06:30 – Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” about TV takeovers00:10:20 – Abbey’s dream to be cast in a Scouse drama00:15:30 – Bowling icks and Peter’s footballer bowling memories00:21:00 – Peter’s new catchphrase: “That’s just what I do”00:23:00 – Listener Scott on “being comfortable” in marriage00:28:30 – Abbey’s back-to-school prep obsession00:32:00 – School run glam vs. pyjama drop-offs00:40:00 – Playground politics and parents falling out00:44:00 – Abbey’s words of encouragement for back-to-school families00:51:00 – Agony Abs: dating a partner 16 years youngerEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 4, 2025 • 38min

When The Butterflies FADE… Does Long Term Love Lose It’s “Early Days” Excitement?

On this week’s Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back with another batch of your dilemmas and confessions. From the struggles of life after sport and breakups that cut deep, to navigating big career changes and whether it’s ever okay for kids to sit on iPads during a football match, nothing is off-limits.Abbey opens up about her hair recovery journey after a salon disaster, while Peter gives his no-nonsense take on love, regret, and why the honeymoon butterflies don’t last forever. There’s also chat about their trip to see Oasis in Dublin, parenting two kids under two, and even a heated debate on Adidas vs Salomon.Expect hilarious tangents, unfiltered honesty, and surprisingly wise advice from the couple who prove that love, laughter and the odd eye-roll go hand in hand.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!00:00 – Intro00:27 – Abbey & Peter on Oasis in Dublin with Sophia04:47 – A retired athlete writes in about heartbreak and loneliness09:35 – Where to eat and party in Liverpool12:28 – A listener asks: do we love people or who we become with them?15:48 – Why humour and honesty keep Abbey & Peter’s love strong20:05 – The great debate: kids on iPads at football matches25:16 – A listener faces a massive career change after 27 years28:00 – From investment banking to OnlyFans…28:17 – Abbey’s five-hour hair disaster and recovery journey31:11 – Parenting chaos: coping with two kids under two34:52 – Adidas vs SalomonEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 2, 2025 • 56min

“She’s Younger Than Me!” – The Awkward Truth About Dad’s New Girlfriend…

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter reveals his brand-new obsession that’s taken over his life—and it’s not football. Abbey fills us in on the family’s holiday, from chaotic poolside flamingo inflatables to witnessing the magical hatching of baby turtles on the beach.Things get heated when Abbey nearly adopts a stray dog, much to Pete’s horror, and they relive a night out with a Netflix magician who pulled off the most mind-bending tricks they’ve ever seen.The pair dive into your emails too—covering postcode pride, wedding guest dramas, and schoolyard beefs that never die. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Pete offer their brutally honest advice to a listener whose boyfriend just can’t stop looking at other women, plus one whose dad is dating a woman younger than them.And with back-to-school chaos looming, Abbey shares the reality of six suitcases’ worth of washing, labels, and a million pencil cases.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – find our email below!00:00 – Intro00:24 – Abbey introduces the episode with holiday gossip02:13 – Pete reveals he almost chose tennis over football as a kid03:43 – Abbey and Pete’s night out with a Netflix magician07:34 – Audience email: the UK’s “most desirable postcodes” game11:02 – First Everton match12:08 – Listener story: banning nightmare guests from weddings13:31 – “Your mum is fat” schoolyard beef story17:26 – The family’s dreamy (but chaotic) holiday recap22:33 – Witnessing baby turtles hatching on the beach25:04 – The stray dog Abbey wanted to adopt41:11 – Agony Abs: partner caught checking out other womenEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 28, 2025 • 30min

This One Mistake Will Put You in the Doghouse INSTANTLY!

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into more of your juiciest dilemmas and most awkward confessions.From disastrous dating stories (including a man who carries his own cutlery to dinner!) to navigating relationship privacy when screenshots of arguments get leaked, the pair give their unfiltered takes with their usual mix of honesty and humour.Abbey and Pete also tackle questions on whether couples get too comfortable, if scheduling ‘quality time’ is actually romantic or clinical, and the perils of fancying another parent in the school WhatsApp group.Alongside all the laughter, there are genuine pieces of advice on love, friendship, and keeping the spark alive in long-term relationships. Expect plenty of bickering, banter, and unexpected wisdom in another candid AMA.00:24 – Introduction to the AMA episode.05:22 – A shocking dating dilemma: the man who brought his own cutlery.08:23 – A listener’s text gets leaked to the wrong person—relationship boundaries exposed.12:43 – Feeling left behind at 34 while friends settle down.14:14 – Should you fall for your housemate who’s also your best mate’s ex?18:24 – Do couples get too comfortable with each other over time?20:43 – Sleeping in separate beds—relationship killer or sleep saver?23:18 – Scheduled s*x: lifesaver for busy couples or passion destroyer?26:24 – Why affection outside the bedroom matters more than you think.26:43 – Flirting in the school parents WhatsApp group—dangerous territory?29:33 – Wrapping upEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 26, 2025 • 46min

Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…00:00 – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive02:00 – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover07:00 – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout10:00 – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life14:00 – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France18:00 – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate20:00 – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa23:00 – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt27:00 – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love30:00 – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust39:00 – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love44:00 – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honestyEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 21, 2025 • 31min

How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.00:00 – Intro01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other?13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 19, 2025 • 1h 6min

Olly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story

This week on The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality Olly Murs. Known for hits like Dance With Me Tonight and Troublemaker, and for his roles hosting The X Factor and coaching on The Voice UK, Olly opens up about life on tour with One Direction, Take That, and Robbie Williams, the glamour-free reality of nappy changes and dog walks, a story about a rather eventful/chaotic car accident…The trio swap wild stories of knicker-throwing fans, self-service till antics, and household quirks that drive them mad. Olly shares candid moments from his meteoric rise after The X Factor, the madness of US stadium tours, and the bittersweet balancing act between career highs and family life.Packed with laughs, confessions, and behind-the-scenes showbiz secrets, this episode is a warm, hilarious, and occasionally messy peek into Olly’s world.00:00 – Intro07:15 – Self-service tills & checkout flirting13:20 – Skidmark confessiona13:44 – Introducing Olly Murs15:10 – Knicker-throwing fans & worst gig gifts15:33 – Irish twins news & parenting chaos19:15 – Olly’s dog poo nightmare23:21 – The ultimate nappy disaster25:06 – Missing newborn moments while on tour31:18 – Madness of touring with One Direction in the US38:49 – Harry Styles sends Olly his Brit Award39:34 – From music to TV presenting: The Voice & X Factor45:32 – The surreal car crash story53:10 – Handling overnight fame57:44 – Staying grounded while living the dream01:02:12 – Behind-the-scenes truths of reality TV01:06:30 – Final laughs & Olly’s parting wordsEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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