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On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From neighbourhood turf wars over Halloween decorations and the “right” kind of sweets to parents debating whether trick-or-treating counts as “modern begging,” no question is too ghostly or gory.Abbey shares an emotional story about signs from the afterlife, while Peter reflects on mischief nights, Ibiza party memories, and an eternal battle with teacakes. Together, they tackle debates on sexy zombie costumes, haunted neighbours, and how to survive Halloween as parents (and as a couple).Expect laughs, nostalgia, chaos, and the occasional existential chat about spirits — the ghostly kind and the fizzy pink kind.00:00 – Abbey and Peter open the Halloween special01:00 – Mischief Night explained: egging, toilet paper, chaos02:30 – Ibiza neighbour drama and Peter’s “rave at night, zen by day” rant04:10 – Would you go all-out or tone down Halloween for grumpy neighbours?08:00 – The infamous “worm in Pasha” story09:15 – Abbey’s emotional story about her late doctor and eerily timed message12:20 – The “Trick-or-Treating is Begging” debate14:00 – Abbey and Pete’s scariest parenting memories16:00 – Why community street parties are secretly brilliant20:00 – The “Sexy Zombie Cheerleader” dilemma25:00 – Should you let your 12-year-old go trick-or-treating alone?27:30 – Abbey’s Dracula hot chocolate moment and the outroEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.With our code THERAPYCROUCH30, new customers get 30% OFFat uk.huel.com/therapycrouch30. Please check the description for terms andconditions. Unlock a lighter, easier way to fuel your day with Huel Lite, soyou can focus on what really matters. MOV is £39 and that the code is forLite only for a limited amount of time.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos.Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums.As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style.00:00 – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues00:52 – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage03:57 – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown07:29 – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb10:28 – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics11:22 – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal13:33 – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story15:07 – The tight mate who never pays up17:18 – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure20:13 – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness22:23 – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud24:26 – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughsEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by indie rock legend Miles Kane, fresh off announcing his new album Sunlight and Shadows.From tales of wild North London nights with Arctic Monkeys to lessons learned from Paul Weller, Miles opens up about his 20-year career, his creative rebirth in Nashville, and why he’s finally embracing calm over chaos.The trio get nostalgic reminiscing about red leather trousers, chaotic kids’ birthday parties, and the eternal north vs south debate. In Agony Abs, Abbey, Pete, and Miles tackle listeners’ dilemmas — from neighbours posting poo through letterboxes to partners making shocking Amex mistakes.It’s therapy, chaos, and rock’n’roll in one hilarious, heartwarming session.00:00 – Abbey’s “weekly whine” about kids’ impossible homework04:30 – “Grow up!”: Road rage stories and unexpected confrontations07:45 – The infamous “Duke of Edinburgh” and “camping wankers” moment14:00 – Reminiscing with Miles Kane: how he met Peter on Graham Norton18:00 – The start of Miles’ music career and early days with The Rascals22:20 – Touring with Arctic Monkeys and becoming lifelong friends24:40 – Recording in Nashville and learning to stop self-sabotage26:10 – “No more two-faced twats”: Miles on finding peace in his 30s31:00 – Advice from Paul Weller that changed Miles’ career33:40 – Miles on today’s music scene and why bands are struggling36:00 – Red leather pants, personal style, and creative confidence47:00 – Agony Abs: Neighbour wars, birthday chaos & Amex dramaEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter tackle yet another chaotic mix of listener confessions, steamy dilemmas, and hilarious real-life stories. From fantasy celebrity lists gone wrong (including one very muscular postman), to relationship confessions about hotel getaways and the death of romance after kids, nothing is off-limits.Ross reveals his holiday prep chaos ahead of his trip to Barbados, Peter explains the weirdest ad campaigns he’s ever done (including straddling a snooker table with Abbey in lingerie), and the pair get brutally honest about body confidence, low libido, and whether fantasy lists are harmless fun or total red flagsIt’s equal parts therapy session, comedy hour, and marital debate — with the usual dose of Crouch–Clancy chaos.00:00 – Intro chaos02:20 – The stingray incident that left Abbey scarred for life04:36 – Listener dilemma: The fantasy celebrity list gone wrong07:40 – Are fantasy lists dangerous?08:17 – Hotel room confessions — “packing half the bedroom!”10:00 – Golf terminology guessing game disaster14:00 – Homeopathic remedies & Abbey’s wellness obsession16:20 – The weirdest ad jobs they’ve ever done19:00 – Peter’s surreal BBC One moment with Wayne Rooney21:10 – Confidence vs nerves — Abbey’s honesty on anxiety22:00 – Soup wars: Mushroom vs Broccoli showdown24:10 – Listener dilemma: Losing confidence after having kids26:00 – Abbey’s take on post-baby body confidence & intimacyEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by pop icon Rick Astley, whose legendary 1987 hit “Never Gonna Give You Up” made him one of the most recognizable voices in music history. The trio dive deep into Rick’s incredible career—from making tea at the studios of Stock Aitken Waterman to becoming a global superstar and internet meme decades later.Rick opens up about the early days of fame, the pressures of the pop world, his shock retirement at 27, and the unexpected comeback that reignited his career. Expect laughs, confessions, and heartfelt reflections as they discuss everything from performing with Blossoms at Glastonbury to meeting Elton John and Paul McCartney.It’s a nostalgic, hilarious, and surprisingly moving chat that proves legends really never give you up.00:00:00 — Opening banter & NFL recap00:05:25 — “Not listening” / banister anecdote00:11:09 — Heartfelt listener message (love & step-mom reveal)00:15:10 — Rick Astley joins the podcast00:17:00 — Rick on recent gigs & the YouTube celebration00:19:20 — Karaoke/duet fiasco story00:21:40 — On being a musician: instruments, drums, studio life00:27:30 — Origin of “Never Gonna Give You Up”00:31:57 — How life changed after the hit00:43:50 — Why he quit at 27 — the long break00:54:55 — Foo Fighters / Dave Grohl moment01:05:29 — Reflection & closing Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa tackling your juiciest listener dilemmas. From midlife crises and changing bodies in marriage to fighting over playlists and separate dinners, nothing is off-limits.The pair reflect on marriage, juggling career ambitions, body confidence, and friendship groups, while keeping things as funny and unfiltered as ever. Expect heartfelt advice, cheeky confessions, and plenty of laughs as they get real about the highs and lows of long-term love.00:00 – Intro: Abbey and Peter kick off the AMA with laughs00:54 – First listener dilemma: career ambition vs contentment in marriage03:40 – Abbey and Pete debate contentment vs striving for more05:33 – Success defined: promotions vs family time08:45 – A raw question about weight changes in marriage11:13 – Body confidence, beauty standards, and menopause talk12:31 – A listener’s husband hits a midlife crisis15:21 – Abbey’s story about Erin Brockovich’s Hells Angel neighbour18:19 – Should couples laugh at each other in public?21:06 – Fighting over playlists: pop vs heavy metal23:34 – Food battles: vegan vs carnivore couple26:08 – Friendship circles after marriage and feeling left outEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the legendary father-son duo Larry and George Lamb. Larry, beloved for his iconic role as Mick Shipman in Gavin & Stacey, and George, a broadcaster turned passionate farmer and businessman, bring stories full of humour, heart, and honesty.From behind-the-scenes memories of Gavin & Stacey to George’s mission to transform farming with Wildfarmed, the pair open up about their family bond, work, and lessons learned along the way. Expect tales of fame, hangovers, goats in the desert, and even Larry’s reignited passion for poetry. In true Therapy Crouch fashion, there are laughs, chaos, and surprisingly deep moments you won’t want to miss.00:29 – Abbey & Peter kick things off with Ross’s return04:14 – Weekend hangovers and family shenanigans08:13 – Abbey reveals horse rescue plans09:27 – Funniest “your mum” insults in Spanish13:12 – “Fake Fanta” and laughing fits16:24 – Guests Larry & George Lamb introduced18:32 – Dishwasher stacking wars and chaos30:03 – George on meeting Groove Armada & the farming journey36:26 – Farming struggles, nature, and lost connections38:00 – Larry talks about Gavin & Stacey’s return42:11 – The “Dream Weavers”: James Corden & Ruth Jones’ genius43:57 – Larry recalls the roughest meal he ever ate abroad47:36 – George on claustrophobia, travel, and saying “yes” to everything50:12 – Larry shares his love for solitude, beaches, and driftwood fires01:05:00 – Larry on poetry, family, and legacyEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s bedtime bickering and festival fantasies galore as Abbey and Peter dive into the hilarious highs and lows of married life.From fighting for space in bed with cats and kids to planning the ultimate birthday celebration (spoiler: it may involve donkeys). We hear from listeners grappling with snoring spouses, mobile phone addiction, and awkward bedtime routines. There’s also a delightfully weird “Would You Rather” that forces Pete to choose between showering with his aunt or snogging his cousin. Classic Therapy Crouch chaos.Whether it’s household chores turning into scoreboard wars, debates over how late is too late for dinner, or trying to survive your partner’s tractor YouTube addiction. If you’ve ever argued over pillows or tried to plan the “perfect” surprise that backfires, this one’s for you.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #MarriageHumour #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter and Abbey return with another hilarious and brutally honest episode of The Therapy Crouch. In this autumn special, the couple dive into the chaos of everyday British life, covering everything from pumpkin spiced lattes, cuffing season, home remedies, and the cost of cosy living.Abbey opens up about her love of soup season, bone broth, and vitamins, while Peter reflects on chaotic weekends, unexpected house guests, and why he’ll never clap for a pilot.If you’ve ever laughed at the quirks of British culture, argued about umbrellas, or found yourself stuck between cosy vibes and chaos, this episode will feel painfully relatable. Expect big laughs, nostalgic throwbacks, and no filter from one of the UK’s most-loved couples.00:00 – Welcome to The Therapy Crouch05:00 – Golf, Beers, and Box Sets10:37 – Listener Story: Tantric Sex Nightmare12:07 – Clapping on Planes Debate17:35 – Autumn Vibes & Cosy Living21:18 – Soup Season & Bone Broth Obsession25:27 – The Truth About Cuffing Season32:03 – Listener Dilemma: Dating a Mum of Two38:55 – Listener Dilemma: Partying With the Boys42:29 – Closing Laughs & Next Week’s PromiseEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #CosySeason #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.