
A Drunk History Of Middle-earth
Have you ever wanted to know more about the world of Lord of the Rings?
Maybe you even started the Silmarillion but couldn't get into it. Too many names (usually beginning with 'Fin', let's be honest).
I feel you. And I have your back.
Join me and my wife as I do all the research for you and explain all the amazing stuff hidden within Tolkien's works. There's like 50 years he was writing for so there's a lot.
The podcast breaks down Middle-earth's history like I'm your pal at the pub. I keep it accessible and relatable because as many people as possible should appreciate Tolkien's world.
Latest episodes

Sep 23, 2024 • 50min
50 - Elf Magic - Just Harry Potter Innit
This week Chris is solo and checks out the different types of magic in Tolkien, and how Elves manifest this. As usual, he went down some deep holes for forbidden knowledge.

Sep 10, 2024 • 58min
49 - Necromancy and Evil Elves - Don't trust a ghost.
Solo episode this week. Chris breaks down Necromancy in Tolkien's works and why Sauron is completely undeserving of his title.

Aug 22, 2024 • 1h 31min
48 - Smash or Pass
Drunk on polish alcohol and playing a racy drinking game. Join in and have some laughs with Chris and Becca.

Aug 11, 2024 • 1h 37min
47 - The Drúedain - Stig of the Dump's first appearance
After a long summer break, we get back to it with a deep dive into the history, culture and real life influences of the Woses, The Drúedain, The Wild Men of the Woods!

Jun 17, 2024 • 1h 1min
46 - Rohan Part 4 - The End of the Line
The host shares a mix of humor and sobering reflections about family vacations and the legacy of Rohan. Delving into the lives of Theoden, Eomer, and Elfwine, he examines their significance in the lore of Middle-earth. Analyzing Theoden's emotional turmoil under Wormtongue's influence, the discussion highlights themes of abuse and resilience. The narrative culminates in Theoden's heroic stand during the War of the Ring and Eomer's rise to leadership, revealing the intertwining of personal loss and monumental battles.

Jun 3, 2024 • 35min
45 - Rohan Part 3 - 2nd Line of Kings
Dive into the tumultuous history of Rohan, from the trials of Freilaf Hildeson to the beloved leadership of Brita Leofa. Discover the ironic demise of Walder at the hands of orcs and the historical significance of kings like Falker, who fell during a legendary hunt. Journey through Thengel’s reign, marked by Sauron's shadow and the mysterious figure of Tharongil. As the legacy unfolds, excitement builds for Theoden's future, setting the stage for the unfolding drama of Rohan.

May 20, 2024 • 46min
44 - Rohan Part 2 - Eorl to Helm
The hosts kick off with some humorous anecdotes about their recent run and the wine that didn't quite hit the mark. They dive deep into the royal lineage of Rohan, discussing significant figures like Eorl and Eomer, while highlighting the importance of horses in their culture. Helm's grim reign is explored, detailing his battles and the impact of the Long Winter. There's a playful take on the meaning behind names like 'Hammerhand' and a lighthearted look at Tolkien's characters and familial ties, along with a thoughtful examination of female representation in his works.

May 6, 2024 • 1h
43 - Rohan Part 1 - Back when it was the Calenardhon
Dive into the epic saga of Rohan, from the extraordinary journey of Borondir to the ambitious rise of Eorl the Young at just 16. Discover the rich origins of Rohan, once known as Calenardhon, and the historical tapestry of its development. Enjoy humorous commentary on fandoms while exploring lush landscapes and agricultural roots. Plus, unite with the podcast community over Tolkien's tales and significant milestones like charity events. Experience the intriguing bonds and betrayals woven into Rohan's legacy, highlighting loyalty and destiny.

Apr 7, 2024 • 58min
42 - Balrogs - Lads with Fiery Tempers
Link for my charity fundraising half marathon: https://linktr.ee/lotradhome
This week we look at Balrogs, their history throughout 3 ages of Middle-earth, their creation, their power and the versions Tolkien drafted before settling on the big lads now.

Mar 19, 2024 • 55min
41 - Relaxed Talk - Listener Questions and Smut
Link to Charity Fundraiser
https://linktr.ee/lotradhome
We take it easy this week. Becca and have have the craic. Chat a bit about Elf sexuality, who the mysterious travellers are in the Prancing Pony, and a charming little story about Rosie Cotton paying Sam and Frodo a visit the night before the leave Bag-End.