A Drunk History Of Middle-earth
A Drunk History of Middle-earth
Have you ever wanted to know more about the world of Lord of the Rings?
Maybe you even started the Silmarillion but couldn't get into it. Too many names (usually beginning with 'Fin', let's be honest).
I feel you. And I have your back.
Join me and my wife as I do all the research for you and explain all the amazing stuff hidden within Tolkien's works. There's like 50 years he was writing for so there's a lot.
The podcast breaks down Middle-earth's history like I'm your pal at the pub. I keep it accessible and relatable because as many people as possible should appreciate Tolkien's world.
Maybe you even started the Silmarillion but couldn't get into it. Too many names (usually beginning with 'Fin', let's be honest).
I feel you. And I have your back.
Join me and my wife as I do all the research for you and explain all the amazing stuff hidden within Tolkien's works. There's like 50 years he was writing for so there's a lot.
The podcast breaks down Middle-earth's history like I'm your pal at the pub. I keep it accessible and relatable because as many people as possible should appreciate Tolkien's world.
Episodes
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Mar 30, 2025 • 1h 1min
67 - Lord of the Flings
Join a whimsical journey through Middle-earth as they search for the perfect fictional date! Explore unique dating ideas with cocktails like 'Noldor's Kiss' and dive into hilarious discussions about iconic villains in a playful 'smash or pass' game. From romantic quests with Barrow-wights to nostalgic party tales, the banter flows seamlessly. Listen in for absurd scenarios and witty reflections on confidence and attraction, all wrapped up in a lighthearted game show experience filled with laughter and fantasy.
Mar 16, 2025 • 58min
66 - Third Age and Downfall - Sauron Part 9
'It's gone. It's done.' 'Yes, Mr. Chris... It's over now.'The last episode of the Sauron series. We cover him throughout the Third Age, his downfall, and his failed resurrection in the Fourth Age of Middle-earth.
Feb 28, 2025 • 1h 10min
65 - Conspiracy Talk - The Deep State of Middle-earth
Chris dives deep into the dark corners of Lord of the Rings lore, weaving wild theories about the Valar Deep State, the shadowy forces pulling the strings of Middle-earth, and the hidden truth behind the world's greatest economic power: Gimli, the Dwarf.Is Sauron just a puppet of the higher powers? Did Frodo’s quest play into a larger political scheme? Is Gandalf a terrifying John wick figure?Tune in to find out.
Feb 16, 2025 • 53min
64 - The Last Alliance - Sauron Part 8
In this episode, we dive into Sauron’s return to Mordor after his disastrous beach trip to Númenor, his transformation from deceiver to full-blown terror lord, and the rise of Elendil and his sons in Middle-earth. We break down how Aragorn is connected to Númenor’s good side, the founding of Gondor and Arnor, and the Last Alliance’s war against Sauron. Also, we mourn the Entwives, question Elven leadership skills, and admire some good old fisticuffs.
Feb 13, 2025 • 2h 16min
63 - Drunk Commentary - Lord of the Rings 1978
We get drunk and watch a not great film. It's mainly vibes this one.
Araugly.
Feb 2, 2025 • 1h 17min
62 - The Downfall of Númenor - Sauron Part 7
Right. Númenor. Big fancy island, best blokes in Middle-earth, then they get ideas above their station and decide to invade heaven on earth. Because that always ends well. Enter Sauron—smooth talker, professional gaslighter—who convinces them to bin their common sense and pick a fight with the gods.
Spoiler: it doesn’t end well.
I’ll walk you through how the biggest empire of Men managed to self-destruct in the most dramatic way possible, with plenty of bad decisions, arrogance, and a biblical-level flood. It’s a disaster. You’ll love it.
Grab a pint. You’re gonna need it. 🍻
Jan 18, 2025 • 48min
61 - War of the Elves and Sauron - Sauron Part 6
Today we dive into one of the most pivotal events of the 2nd Age of Middle-earth.
Sauron invades Eregion and tries to reclaim some bling.
Jan 5, 2025 • 47min
60 - Sauron Part 5 - Beginning of the Second Age
Oh boy it's heating up now. Chris talks about the height of Sauron's power. The 2nd age of middle-earth.
Quick primer on the major events of this confusing age included!
Dec 22, 2024 • 41min
59 - Sauron Part 4 - Beleriand Shenanigans (First Age)
Solo episode.
Chris gets sad when talking about the awful stuff Sauron does in the First Age of Middle-earth.
Dec 15, 2024 • 47min
58 - The War of the Rohirrim
Becca and Chris have seen the new movie and share their thoughts.
Spoiler free for the first 15 minutes. After that you've been warned.
