

A Drunk History Of Middle-earth
A Drunk History of Middle-earth
Have you ever wanted to know more about the world of Lord of the Rings?
Maybe you even started the Silmarillion but couldn't get into it. Too many names (usually beginning with 'Fin', let's be honest).
I feel you. And I have your back.
Join me and my wife as I do all the research for you and explain all the amazing stuff hidden within Tolkien's works. There's like 50 years he was writing for so there's a lot.
The podcast breaks down Middle-earth's history like I'm your pal at the pub. I keep it accessible and relatable because as many people as possible should appreciate Tolkien's world.
Maybe you even started the Silmarillion but couldn't get into it. Too many names (usually beginning with 'Fin', let's be honest).
I feel you. And I have your back.
Join me and my wife as I do all the research for you and explain all the amazing stuff hidden within Tolkien's works. There's like 50 years he was writing for so there's a lot.
The podcast breaks down Middle-earth's history like I'm your pal at the pub. I keep it accessible and relatable because as many people as possible should appreciate Tolkien's world.
Episodes
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Dec 31, 2025 • 1h 48min
79 - Legendary Loot - Aragorn Part 5 - Heirlooms
Note: The podcast is going on extended break as life is hectic.As 2025 comes to a close, Chris is solo and discusses some of the most famous relics in Middle-earth. He discusses their long history and how Aragorn came to possess many of them during the events of Lord of the Rings. Some of the legendary loot:The Elfstone/ElessarAnduril/NarsilThe Crown of GondorThe Dragon-helm of Dor-lóminAngrist The Sceptre of AnnúminasThe PalantiriThe Ring of Barahir

Dec 11, 2025 • 51min
78 - Aragorn Part 4 - Generational Guilt
After a long break, we're back with Aragorn Part 4! We cover the war of the ring and the greatest fictional man's demise after a long life.

Oct 16, 2025 • 1h 22min
77 - Aragorn Part 3 - A Heartbreaking Lovestory
We continue our Aragorn series this week. We cover his early life and meeting Arwen. Some deep details on who 'the wise' are, some of the areas in Gondor are fleshed out, and a good sprinkling of philology as always.

Oct 2, 2025 • 1h 16min
76 - Aragorn Part 2 - What the Family?
Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback, Audible or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXThis week we continue to look at Aragorn. Let's take a look at his family and ancestors and their story. It's erm... Interesting.

Sep 21, 2025 • 2h 25min
75 - Guests - Fool of a Took Podcast - Tolkien Nerd Version of the Avengers
Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback, Audible or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXFool of a Took Socials: https://shorturl.at/92y3AThis week we're joined by the lovely lads Chris and Pat from the Fool of a Took Podcast. 4 Americans who have a similar goal to us. They bring you to Tolkien in a relaxed, accessible way!Join us for a good long chat about where they are in reading the books, gatekeeping in the Tolkien community (it's bad, don't do it), the history of the Stewards in Gondor, how middle-earth is a mad-max apocalypse, and so much more.Get them wherever you listen, but mainly on YouTube, as they're primarily a video podcast!

Sep 4, 2025 • 1h 5min
74 - Aragorn Part 1 - Estel, Elessar, Envinyatar - Names and Titles
Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback, Audible or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXThis week we kick off our new big series. It's the man, the myth, the legend, Aragorn II.An incredible deep dive into the names and titles of this man, including Chris and Becca upset at losing 35 minutes of audio that was some of the best that's never been recorded.

Aug 20, 2025 • 1h 5min
73 - Corsairs of Umbar - It's a Pirate's Life for Me
Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback, Audible or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXThis week we cover the history of Umbar, the troubling region south of Gondor that gave birth to the most famous pirates in Middle-earth.

Aug 9, 2025 • 51min
72 - Tales of the Shire review - Relaxed Talk
Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXThis week we review Tales of the Shire, A The Lord of the Rings game (no, it's not a typo).It's a relaxed one and we talk about life as we review aspects of the game and overall impressions.

Jul 24, 2025 • 1h 3min
71 - Dwarf Wars - 3rd Age - Orcs and Dragons
Buy Chris' book, the Horror at Beamish Hall, here (available in paperback or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXChris covers two of the biggest wars that Dwarves were involved in this week. If you've only seen the Hobbit movies, this might come as a bit of a surprise.We dive deep into Dwarf royal bloodlines and some of the coolest battles written by Tolkien.We also find out how Thorin Oakenshield got his name.

Jun 24, 2025 • 37min
70 - Tolkien Tage Review - Relaxed Talk
Buy Chris' book here (available in paperback or ebook): https://shorturl.at/N6AbXMe and Becca pop in for an update on our trip to the wonderful Tolkien Tage festival in Germany. See you soon for our next episode!


