

Star Wars Minute
Star Wars Minute
Alex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.
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Mar 3, 2014 • 20min
Empire Minute 36: The Fonz's Playbook
Hearing the loud roar of the Millennium Falcon's engines, Vader looks toward the main hangar doors just in time to see the Falcon lift up and disappear outside the cave.
Guest commentator: Tim Kreider
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Feb 28, 2014 • 25min
Empire Minute 35: His Zip-It Finger
Chewie lets out a relieved shriek at seeing Han and Leia running toward the ship. The Wookiee runs out into the falling ice, lets out a howl, then runs up the ship's ramp. Han and Leia run up the ramp after him, closely followed by Threepio.
Guest commentator: Mike Norton
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Feb 27, 2014 • 22min
Empire Minute 34: May Contain Wampas
Inside his walker, General Veers prepares to fire on the Rebel power generators.
Guest commentator: Mike Norton
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Feb 26, 2014 • 27min
Empire Minute 33: Poop Hatch
The walker's giant feet continue to pound onward across the frozen snow. Stray laser bolts whistle by Luke as he climbs up the cable to the walker's hull, reaching a small hatch. Hanging precariously, Luke cuts the solid metal hatch with his laser sword.
Guest commentator: Mike Norton
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Feb 25, 2014 • 19min
Empire Minute 32: Rebellion 1st, Conservation 2nd
Han hurries into the command center. It is a shambles, but some people are still at their posts. As he enters, a gigantic cave-in almost obliterates the room. He finds Leia and Threepio near one of the control boards.
Guest commentator: Mike Norton
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Feb 24, 2014 • 18min
Empire Minute 31: Daft Punk
Desperately, Luke works the controls of his flak-buffeted ship. Suddenly, the speeder is rocked by a huge explosion. Luke struggles with the controls with a look of terror on his face. The speeder fills with smoke, and electrical sparks jump about the cockpit.
Guest commentator: Mike Norton
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Feb 21, 2014 • 19min
Empire Minute 30: Everything's Where It Should Be
Muffled distant explosions create widening cracks in the ice roof of the hangar. Trying to ignore the noise and falling bits of snow, Han works on one of the Falcon's lifters while Chewie works on one of the wings.
Guest commentator: Adam Santiago
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Feb 20, 2014 • 16min
Empire Minute 29: We're Doin' It, Dwight!
Wedge's speeder races through the legs of one of the monstrous walkers.
Guest commentator: Adam Santiago
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Feb 19, 2014 • 17min
Empire Minute 28: Dying in Ships
Dack is lost. Blood streams down his forehead, which rests on his smoldering controls. Out the back window, an Imperial walker recedes in the distance.
Guest commentator: Adam Santiago
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Feb 18, 2014 • 22min
Empire Minute 27: Go, Dak. Go!
The fleet of snowspeeders races above the ice field at full throttle. They accelerate away from the base and head toward the distant walkers.
Guest commentator: Adam Santiago
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