

Star Wars Minute
Star Wars Minute
Alex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.
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Mar 17, 2014 • 18min
Empire Minute 46: Not Entirely Stable
The pirate starship rests in a dark, dripping asteroid cave. It is so dark that the cave's exact dimensions are impossible to determine.
Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton
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Mar 14, 2014 • 28min
Empire Minute 45: Veiny White Worm-Man
Admiral Piett hesitates in the entryway to Vader's private cubicle. After a moment, he steps into the room and pauses at the surprising sight before him.
Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan
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Mar 13, 2014 • 17min
Empire Minute 44: Failing Upwards
The runt-size robot is spit out of the water, makes a graceful arc, and comes crashing down into a patch of soft gray moss.
Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan
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Mar 12, 2014 • 18min
Empire Minute 43: Intergalactic Idiot
As Luke moves along the nose, Artoo loses his balance and disappears with a splash into the boggy lake.
Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan
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Mar 11, 2014 • 20min
Empire Minute 42: RoboCamels
Suddenly, there is a cracking sound as if limbs were being broken off trees and then a tremendous jolt as the spacecraft stops. Luke pulls a switch and his canopy pops open.
Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan
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Mar 10, 2014 • 14min
Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop
The Falcon races down into the crater. The walls are barely visible as the ship speed through the tunnel-like opening. A small cave appears on one side of the crater, and the Falcon turns, slows, and scoots into it.
Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan
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Mar 7, 2014 • 19min
Empire Minute 40: Look for the Potato
The TIE fighters approach the Falcon, but a giant asteroid hurtles directly into their path. As the asteroid continues on its way, it leaves remains of the two exploded TIE fighters to tumble into deep space.
Guest commentator: Tim Kreider
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Mar 6, 2014 • 17min
Empire Minute 39: The Odds
The Falcon turns into the asteroid storm and as the ship completes its turn, asteroids start coming straight at the cockpit windows.
Guest commentator: Tim Kreider
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Mar 5, 2014 • 20min
Empire Minute 38: Captain Scrapey
The Millennium Falcon races away from the colliding Star Destroyers, still followed by four TIE fighters. Laser bolts spark the pitch-black skies.
Guest commentator: Tim Kreider
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Mar 4, 2014 • 20min
Empire Minute 37: Artooish
Luke, looking thoughtful, suddenly makes a decision. He flips several switches. The stars shift as he takes his fighter into a steep turn. The X-wing banks sharply and flies away in a new direction. The monitor screen on Luke's control panel prints out a question from the concerned Artoo.
Guest commentator: Tim Kreider
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