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When I was thirteen, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby, and nobody came between us nor could ever come above She had me goin' crazy, oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks (Woo)* She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and At school on the playground, but I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazing 'cause she was so amazin' And now my heart is breakin', but I just keep on sayin' *Starbucks is a coffee company and coffeehouse chain that was founded in 1971. Since its inception, Starbucks has become one of the most successful companies in the world, with a market cap of over $84 billion in 2020. The general public is consuming more coffee than ever, with countless customers going to Starbucks for their drinks. What Ludacris is really trying to say, though, is that he doesn’t need to rely on the caffeine in coffee to fully wake up in the mornings. Caffeine, common in many drinks including coffee, affects one’s brain in a way that makes the consumer more alert. Thus, coffee is mostly consumed earlier in the day or late at night.

Whether you're learning to drive, or learning to code, one thing is for sure...freedom of speech and comedy are back. Featuring the longest ad read in the history of the world from the little springy ring you know and love...caribiner (in collaboration with Huda Beauty). And callers *weigh* in on a crucial question -- just what does the word ____ refer to? ripped illegally from the airwaves and uploaded here every week...it's KNFW.

When life comes at you fast, tend your own garden! It’s your favorite terrestrial radio transsexuals at it again with a little dash of introspection and a surprise pirate broadcast from California Courtney. As they say in Hollywood: Garfunkel and Oates will always be rich.

An exhausting diva call-in from all around the world. Detroit, LA, Dubai...these are just some the locales visited by our hard working listeners on the road. Lovers of the 90s will enjoy a trip down memory lane with one very special ex stripper and professional widow -- who calls herself the daughter of the witches that we couldn't burn..the one and only "Courtney" from LA...who has got a lot of love to give, if you know what I mean. 

The gals are back at the KNFW offices and it’s back to long haul trucking business as usual! Theda recounts her time trapped in the clutches of meth cooking outlaws, Macy dates a therapist, and TD Bank has a green and white color scheme.

This week, the gals talk star sightings on Fire Island, the lasting legacy of AHS, and Bjork's most shocking turn yet as Marilyn Monroe in Gentlement Prefer Organs!

It's hard to remember how it felt before we lived on the farm with our big husband! The girl's talk about Gwen Stefani, The Target Biodome, and the maudlin nature of present day press cycles.

This is a story about a girl named Bunny.  We're talkin Joker origin stories, big dolls, and Justin Long!

We're talkin' big steamin mounds...and I'm not talking about the movie "Blonde"! But we cover that as well, along with digital monkey pox inseminations, cookware, and Andrew Domenik's new employment program.

Care for a shag in the Shag Box? Just turn that dial straight to the BBC, mate! The gals chat about erotic talk, sharks, and future roles for Helen Mirren in this latest edition of Amuse Douche!