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All MOVIES, all the time! The gals are talkin' Hollywood pitch machine today, churning out brilliant ideas on their own and listening to callers to hear what the people wanna see.  One thing's for sure, Andrea Riseborough is a comic to watch!

The gals conjure a "Magic" film star via a combination of tantric chanting and liquid alchemy. The star appears to be "Dazed and Confused" but nothing is as it appears in this "Interstellar" journey. Check out Patreon.com/Nymphowarsxxx for bonus episodes and macyrodman.bigcartel.com for merch!

Theda can't get Macy to tell the truth about her new beau (or her new accent) and suspects she's joined a sex cult. A trucker calls in with big time tea about the nasty old jokester, James Franco. Robert Pattinson smells like crayons. All talk, all the time! And check out our new Patreon series "KNFW After Hours..." at Patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

To the best of my knowledge, the gals discussed Bebe Rexha, and bestiality with lions, leopards, and whales. I'm so sorry but a lot of the transmission was cut off because I'm in a radio dead zone gosh darnit and I've only heard second hand from other friends that there was a great discussion about spindrift sodas, sadly lost to time forever. 

The pop sensation Sia Furler crashes the studio to share some of her gift for song with us on the topics of the day. 

On this very special episode, Macy and Theda invite two guest representatives from the Catholic church to discuss what God means to them. Macy gets some dating advice for the New Year, and the gals discuss what's to come this season on Paramount Plus! Sponsored by Pirates...

The ladies touch briefly on holiday cheer but keep that to a minimum to make room for beauty and bloodshed. Macy wins the lottery, Theda gives an impassioned speech about piracy, and Barbie simply has no organs.

Macy gets married live on air to Bill's coiled up penis. 

Why is life fun? It's fun because you hang out with your friends, you talk about this and that. Don't even worry what you're doing in life, just relax and enjoy the art of LIFE...With KNFW, in the morning. Ann Dowd is annoying us again. What else is there to say. 

Theda discovers weekend. Macy pukes from Madonna. Jeanne Dielman tops the polls. Ann Dowd is up to her old tricks. Special visit from the lube ambassador herself okurm? Please, give me a break. I'm trying to live here.