The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki is back but still has to be quiet under doctor's orders so she is using a text to speech app, bitch. Chris Convy joins to help describe how it has been for Nikki the last couple of weeks of vocal rest. They talk about the difference between going to a barbershop vs. hair salon, first kisses and first sex and how Jon Hamm fell into the story of Nikki and Chris falling in love. You Heard It Here First: A man was finally mic'd having an orgasm but not like we wanted, dancing is a depresh killer and the article on Nikki on Esquire.com that you must read. This episode was a little challenging for us because of the circumstance but it means a lot to be able to do this for you. We hope you enjoy it. xoxo. ----- Please subscribe to our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's "crumble" voice is still healing. She got some time in with Andrew and Anya Marina to talk about House of Hammer, Matt Pond PA becoming The Natural Lines and how singers break out their singing voice to their friends for the first time. Anya plays a song she wrote for her songwriting group called Earrape (disirregardlessly). They listen to a bunch of Fanthrax voicemails that cover Swifty dance parties, a mispronunciation, forest sex, 1st orgasms and dating advice.  --- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is currently on vocal rest and she left this story for Besties to enjoy. She shares her experience going above and beyond to surprise her boyfriend Chris for his birthday. Secret photos, a flight to Europe, conspiring with dancers at a strip club, a pink wig and Australians are all involved in her secret mission. Andrew is hanging on to the edge of his seat by his fissure. Chris Convy also joins to help recap the story.  While we drop the pod weekly please catch up on past episodes and videos. Xoxo. ------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is skeptical about Andrew attending his cousin’s wedding over the weekend. She also has concern for the elderly being forced to do things they don't want. After feeling insulted on some press interviews, she likely won't return to some local stations. Nikki is off to vocal surgery this week so she intentionally talks slower, Andrew and Noa aren't used to it. While her partner is away Nikki has been trying to use music to masturbate and at the same time has a new appreciation for "Daddy" Porn.  ATTN Besties: We will be putting out one podcast per week for the next 3 weeks as Nikki recovers from vocal surgery. Please catch up on the pods you've missed and follow us on Instagram for updates. -xoxo ---------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is feeling much better today. She's leaning into love and the possibility of having a new persona after her vocal surgery. Andrew's anxieties about his headlining show were put to rest after he had a great gig. Nikki has been watching classic movies from the 90's and they both have been digging Hannibal Buress' rap career. In the Fanthrax segment Besties leave voicemails about working in restaurants, wanting an update on Anya's lost bikini, awkward movie scenes, why Nikki is a bird and feeling seen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That ring is still on Nikki's finger in case you were wondering... and she has adjusted her life around it. Andrew is in the green room of Zanie's comedy club in Nashville way too early for his headlining gig. Nikki reminisces about the horror of staying at "comedy condos" and dealing with bullies when she was a teacher. In the news, You Heard It Here First, they decide that stealing from restaurants is not cool, Nikki hasn't seen cum in years and the consensus is to leave Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde alone.  -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com ----------- More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is really interested in why Andrew has a duck on his STL hat. They both had to hunt down their food delivery orders. Nikki is not feeling all that great since she has a crick in her neck and fighting her depression. Learning about Taylor Swift's new album gives Nikki life and Taylor's VMA after party outfit makes Nikki suspect about a possible life change. Nikki and Andrew talk about what gets their creative juices flowing and land on the origin of music. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they find out about a race in STL, that a penis is not breathtaking and who has a better orgasm. In the Final Thought Andrew tells how he pranks his girlfriend Brenna. ------------------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode was taped the morning after Nikki hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live! She and Andrew are joined by Bestie comedian Carlisle Forrester who joined Nikki on set. They get a little country before Nikki shares details from the show...like not putting on panties to keep from getting underwear lines. She lets Besties in on the behind the scenes of her show opening, the political roast segment, working with kids and interviews with Danny DeVito and Jameela Jamil. Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle talk about not being able to listen to their comedy sets, making unhealthy comparisons and Instagram vs. reality posts. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 segment they all share some funny stories about traveling on a plane and discover why Andrew and Producer Noa can never sit together. -------------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com ------------- More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is feeling like she is in good hands for her hosting gig tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live! She, Andrew and Chris Convy talk about the art of the one liner joke and how Dan Mintz inspired them recently. Nikki talks about a time she bombed at Just For Laughs: New Faces of Comedy. Nikki and Chris share some stories from the green rooms they've been in recently. They all chime in about Nikki wearing a pantsuit for late night TV and what she imagines it would be like to have that as a job. Nikki tells Chris she has no idea what kind of engagement ring she wants and her younger self to find Allen Carr's The Easy Way To Stop Drinking sooner. In the Fanthrax segment they help a Bestie out with addiction and hair loss and get some breaking news from a Bestie who is monitoring a potential friendship between Nikki and Taylor Swift.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is not overly prepared for her hosting gig on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and she's not stressed about it. She tells Andrew about the new "5 rule" she is applying to life to help get over worrying. They dig into Untold the Manti Te'o documentary and Andrew gives an elevator pitch for Jerrod Carmichael's On the Count of Three .They talk about getting physical in the kitchen with their partners and how to break bad cycles in a relationship. Andrew shares a short story with a neutral ending about his High School football days. In the Final Thought Nikki is not sure how she will keep quiet during sex after vocal surgery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.