The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki witnessed some wild moments at the airport recently, one involved an aquamarine man and another one quite possibly herself. She asks Andrew if she went too far trying to assist someone on the TSA Clear line. Andrew knows he would go for a free hot dog on the sinking Titanic and Nikki wants to know what he wants inscribed on his tombstone. Nikki helps Andrew understand women's periods more. You Heard It Here First; quickies are a-okay. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they are inspired to give Besties a take home assignment - listen to this song by Hudson Mohawke while you make love and leave us a voicemail to let us know how it went. In the Final Thought Nikki gives shout outs to people who don't usually get them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Producer Noa recap their weekend in Denver hanging out, talking too much and seeing the band Metric. Andrew went to see his buddy musician Jake Owen. Luckily he did not leave the concert with a beer can bruise or a new tattoo.  Nikki and Andrew try to guess the plot of a movie they've never seen, have a debate about asking for free tickets to shows, Noa tells a story about meeting a Bestie at the airport and Nikki almost at an "Uncrustable" off the ground. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about items in the Hudson News convenience stores. -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki shares some new words she has learned, Andrew shares that he didn't like reading in front of the class. On the topic of performance anxiety, Nikki didn't really have any when she played a part in Comedy Central's Cursed Friends. Andrew looks back at his trip to Germany and shares a story about his friend hooking up on the Eurail. Nikki encourages people with good poop stories to share them. You Heard It Here First: Nikki's poopy artwork, seeing faces in things, women who need help and cancel culture can't take down SNL. In the Fanthrax segment a Bestie shares what she enjoys about reality TV and a Bestie learned something about yelling at a sporting event.  ------ Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IG  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's that time of month when Nikki's vagina feels like an armpit, she and Andrew cancel some of their subscription apps and Nikki realizes that she has to retire some jeans. Nikki wonders how much of her life was wasted staying in bed. She's obsessed with Netflix's Dahmer-Monster, Andrew got the drift by watching the first and last episode. You Heard It Here First: no more using your birthday to get more sympathy during a break up, beware of beautiful influencers telling stories to music and Nikki does care about Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen's marriage woes. In the Final Thought Nikki expresses what she likes about Bachelor In Paradise turning up the heat this season.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki is the kind of gal that likes a planned surprise when it comes to engagements, Andrew won't be able to get up from getting down on one knee. Nikki won on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and talks about what happened behind the scenes. Over the weekend it may have been Nikki's parents who were the stars of Tom Segura's show. Andrew is very close to getting Nikki to join him at his F45 class. In Nikki's Reddit Dump we discover a new way to get around if we feel lazy, try to feel good about accomplishments and find long term partnership benefits. In the Final Thought Nikki announces that she will be on a float at the St. Louis Thanksgiving Day Parade singing the National Anthem. ---- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's something about being in Nikki's apartment that makes Andrew want to poop. Nikki shares her tricks for pooping more easily and Anya Marina confirms. They discuss Nick Kroll's new comedy special, why we are all mean to our moms and how they have conflict and resolution with a partner. Nikki plays a video she did for Kansas University. In the Top 1 Bottom 1 game the topic is: songs to make love to. -------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki and Andrew are back and they are not wearing "shape ups". Nikki got into lawyer movies late and she's grateful for it, she tells Andrew about finding common ground with a man who almost judged her at a Toadies show and a story about her friend using an earrapé at a baby class to get out of her comfort zone. You Heard It Here First, it's important to have partners have friends of the opposite sex, everyone needs to relax and where is the heart, really? In Fanthrax they listen to voicemails from Besties about vocal cord surgery, wet hair and a nightmare concert date.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor "McGrawless" is in town and hanging with Nikki and Andrew for the pod. They discuss some of 9/11, how seeing the Challenger explode affected Nikki and how EJ set her straight about nuclear war. Andrew cried while watching Top Gun last night and Nikki almost melted when Miles Teller made eye contact with her last month. You Heard It Here First, bad luck on a rollercoaster, an orgasm on a rollercoaster, strange addictions, mind wandering causes depression and Taylor's latest five finger shopping spree. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, they find something out of the Nocte Lupus forum and some stay at home girlfriend ASMR.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki premieres her new voice and she sounds like her old...young self again. Anya Marina joins her and Andrew and there is no shortage of silliness. They talk about bizarre fan requests, their creative process and missing good tv and film. You Heard It Here First, your breath affects your dog's mood and Taylor Swift's reveals details about a new song. In theTop1 Bottom1 game they revisit old technologies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

UPDATE: This will be the last show that Nikki will use her robot voice! Nikki, Andrew, Chris and Noa start off by talking about the list of Best TV Shows and then somehow dive into platform shoes for men. They bring back the segment Burning Questions For Bob to ask each other what they really wanted to know about the last couple of weeks that the show has slowed down.  ------- Watch this episode on our Youtube Channel: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Follow the pod on Instagram for bonus content: @NikkiGlaserPod Leave us your voicemail: Click Here To Record Get Pod Merch: Podshop.NikkiGlaser.com Nikki's Tour Dates: www.nikkiglaser.com/tour Andrew's Tour Dates: www.andrewcollincomedy.com   More Nikki: IG More Andrew: IG  More producer Noa: IGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.