

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
A twice weekly podcast hosted by award-winning interviewer and everyone's new best friend Alison Rosen. Mondays are one-on-ones featuring surprisingly honest conversations that are equal parts silly, serious and revelatory. Thursdays are roundtable group shows. You will laugh, think, and feel less alone. (Unless you don't feel alone at all in which case, congrats! You've done it!) Support the show on Patreon. Sign up for a year and get two months free. Patreon.com/alisonrosen
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Aug 28, 2025 • 1h 49min
Ten Toes Down, Alaskan Marmalutes, Chasing the Bravo Dragon
Rob Schulte is here and he witnessed a very dramatic pre-show massacre. I need to get something off my chest about a couple new turns of phrase I abhor and I want to know about Rob's new endeavors. Of course we talk about Scheana and the rest of the Bravoverse and I share about our packed weekend. Daniel had a run in with our mortal enemies and Jeff is clacking tongs. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Aug 25, 2025 • 1h 30min
Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Lettuce in Burritos)
Was I an awful employee? Did I have an horrendous attitude? It's not looking good. Also the earth is trying to broil us and I share a story of an unfortunate headline. Peter has destroyed my computer and a caller says this is normal. Daniel says humans evolved from bananas or something like that and I have a surgery update. Plus Snack Chat, Girls, Daniel's and his ex's favorite restaurant, Daniel talking to me after I've fallen asleep and more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Aug 21, 2025 • 1h 35min
Soft Working Dads, Wendy's Miracle, Italian Brainrot
Wendy Molyneux is here and she recently experienced a miracle. And it isn't almost being put on a jury with Gene Simmons! Her husband Jeff Drake is here and he's tempering his excitement. Elliot had a withering remark for Daniel and all of our children are into Italian Brainrot. Plus I have some follow up questions about the fancy toaster oven I've heard so much about. Plus we did Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Aug 18, 2025 • 56min
Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Luxurious Energy)
Are Daniel and I sick? It's impossible to tell. We discuss how litigious my parents were and how annoyed I still am over the peacock incident. Daniel one-ups me with tales of his own. We also talk about Taylor Swift's luxurious energy quote and try to figure out who was the funniest presidential hopeful. Plus your calls and more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen [powerpress] Download the episode from iTunes. Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 30min
Jackie's New Baby, VR Headsets, Jeff's Eagle Spirit
Jackie Johnson has a new family member named Gary and by the time you hear this she will have newly snatched eyelids. We discuss the VR headset that's ruining my life, Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, the world's longest leaf blowing, The Pitt, why adults children of alcoholics do or don't fight online, Daniel's anti-aging routine and more including YPOOP. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Aug 11, 2025 • 1h 16min
Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Clean As You Go)
Daniel and I both think the other one is the messy one in the house so we've devised a foolproof way to figure out who's right. Daniel hates our farmhouse sink and I have a hysterectomy update. I recall the time I saw the slowest human in the world and Elliot knows how babies are made. Plus hormone chat and your calls! Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Aug 7, 2025 • 1h 46min
Jeff's Brain, A Happy Dog Story, Smokey Bear's Secret
Jeff Drake is here by himself dammit and that is okay! We discuss the campaign for Naked Gun, Smokey Bear and other things we misremember from our youth, the dog Jeff's wife Wendy found, the time I found a dog, the time Daniel's boss found a baby, fruits Jeff Drake has or has not eaten and so much more. We also do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze (Asian pears), JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks! Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Aug 4, 2025 • 1h 17min
Daniel and Alison (Just the Fingers!)
Daniel's been sitting on a brilliant business idea and I finally get him to share it with the listeners. There's even more to it than I realized though. Plus we talk about TV shows ending and beginning (And Just Like That and Project Runway) and Daniel puts his foot in his mouth by saying he has a big nose too. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Jul 31, 2025 • 1h 19min
Renee's Accidental New Hair, Daniel's Snack Bar, Goblet Squats
Renee Colvert joins us to discuss our new intruder, her new hair, tech neck, my surgery, goblet squats, working out, hips, the movie Tony's scoring, Daniel opening a snack bar for the ladies, Patti Lupone, people pleasing and so much more. Plus we did a round of HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Jul 28, 2025 • 1h 41min
Josh Wolf Is Back!
Comic, writer and podcaster Josh Wolf returns to catch us up on everything he's been doing since he last visited us in 2018. We discuss moving to Las Vegas, doing a podcast with his son (Hey Maaan), traveling to Greece, his wife's ex-boyfriend, South Park, BB and Jojo, touring with his son, handwriting, raccoons, the Starbucks app and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial