Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen
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Oct 16, 2025 • 1h 34min

Jenna's Halloween Ruse, #AL's Arcade, Horrifying Halloween Decorations

Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here and Jenna has pulled off an unbelievable feat involving her children's costumes: she has convinced them they don't actually want to be KPop Demon Hunters. Meanwhile there is a giant Halloween animatronic in our living room and Tony has PTSD regarding the way we're recording. Facebook marketplace has convinced #AL he needs an arcade in his home and Daniel is in costume seamstress hell. Jenna asks a trenchant question about The Dollar Store and #AL had surgery! Plus more! Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Oct 13, 2025 • 1h 15min

Daniel and Alison (It's Not Our Fight)

Am I sabotaging my career by writing about my experience on The Adam Carolla show on my Substack? I don't think so but Daniel has concerns. Also I'm being tormented by my larynx and Daniel has had an epiphany about watermelon. Plus more Taylor talk, finding inspiration, phone addiction, things that are or are not our fight and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Oct 9, 2025 • 1h 23min

Famous Neighbors, Mini-Splits, Dumb Daredevils

Scotty Landes (Bananas) is here and he knows a thing or two about mini-splits. Also he has a famous reality show neighbor which segues into a real behind-the-scenes of reality shows. How real are they? Scotty fills us in. We also discuss my Las Vegas sojourn, Daniel's Taylor Swift feelings AND THEY ARE STRONG GET READY, keeping voicemails, the reconstructed mummy voice, scary movies, daredevils and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Oct 6, 2025 • 1h 8min

Daniel and Alison (Who's the A-Hole?)

Daniel is Wendy's back door man and he seems to be offended by my saying this? Also we discuss Taylor Swift, the shutdown, a thing I said that maybe I shouldn't have said, performances of sympathy, snuggling and more. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Oct 2, 2025 • 1h 42min

Clavicle Tapping, The Joy of Sex, Daniel's Denim Jacket

Jeff Drake joins us to talk about Daniel's denim jacket, stalling kids, Daniel TAPPING MY CLAVICLE WHILE WATCHING DANCING WITH THE STARS, accidental crack smoking, Copenhagen, pubic hair, The Joy of Sex, parenting, a mysterious and upsetting refrigerator smell, and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen [powerpress] Download the episode from iTunes. Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Sep 29, 2025 • 1h 16min

Daniel and Alison (Conspiracies and Superstitions)

We cover A LOT in this one from Stray Cat Strut to mucus, Charlie Kirk's wife, conspiracies, superstitions, Spirit Airlines, The Morning Show and more! Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Download the episode from iTunes. Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Sep 25, 2025 • 1h 41min

Steve Harvey Hamburgers, Tony's One Man Band, Jordan's Fracas

Jordan Morris is here and we bond over being nice people who avoid conflict which has definitely hurt our careers. Tony is FINALLY back. He still hates cold cuts. Why is there no crock of hot meatballs backstage? I cannot shut up about My Octopus Teacher. Daniel still has beef with David Foster and we also talk about Oasis and beard oil. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Download the episode from iTunes. Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Sep 22, 2025 • 1h 26min

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and a Study about Popular People)

I need to talk about the chicken I recently made and my issues with it. Also I'm having a real situation with our duvet cover. Daniel REFUSES to engage. I was a week early to an appointment and we watched My Octopus Teacher five years late and have some thoughts. Daniel encountered a study about popular people and also we need to talk about full leg tan guy. Plus some thoughts on the Jimmy Kimmel situation. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Sep 18, 2025 • 1h 41min

Jimmy Pardo's TV Picks, Betsy Sodaro's Raisins, Alison's Bingo Card (encore)

Jimmy Pardo and Betsy Sodaro are here for the final 2024 Tony's Picks episode unless I just hand the whole endeavor to Tone Zone. Jimmy wants to go to a California Raisins convention except he's a hater. Betsy makes the case for the Raisins. I was right about something Daniel was wrong about and the experience filled me with glee. Daniel recalls another time I was right. Jimmy thinks we've reached a new low. Plus Baby Reindeer, Peter Cetera, Bear vs. Man, phrases we're tired of and so much more including Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks. Original airdate: May 8, 2024. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my newsletter: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial
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Sep 15, 2025 • 1h 5min

Daniel and Alison (The Items You'll Need In The Apocalypse)

Why did Daniel have lasik TWICE and how does the apocalypse figure in? Plus the items you'll need when society crumbles, tiny tacos, Guadalajara facelifts and your calls. Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Subscribe to my Substack: http://alisonrosen.substack.com Podcast Palz Product Picks: https://www.amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen/list/2CS1QRYTRP6ER?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_aipsflist_aipsfalisonrosen_0K0AJFYP84PF1Z61QW2H Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Fifth Anniversary Edition Book (with new material): Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

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