
My Momma Told Me
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
Latest episodes

Nov 10, 2022 • 26min
Flapjacks All The Way Down: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about "flat earth" being a gateway to other conspiracy theories on the Internet. Link to conspiracy chart discussed on the episode: https://conspiracychart.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 8, 2022 • 1h 7min
Light Brown n' Country (with Shalewa Sharpe)
Was country singer Patsy Cline white passing? Langston and David hang out with Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) to discuss the reasoning behind "flying under" the racial identity radar and what celebrities are doing today to embrace their biracial identity. Honestly, it's not that much. This episode is NOT brought to you by Afro dot com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 3, 2022 • 16min
Ni**as in Paris (Being Antisemitic): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about the relations between Black and Jewish people. Take away: Antisemitism is dumb, and so is Ye.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 1, 2022 • 51min
12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman)
Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also, we talk about David's encounter with the Folsom Street Fair.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 27, 2022 • 17min
Ash Wednesday: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about the need to put on lotion to avoid being ashy and refused services.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 25, 2022 • 59min
Dance Till You're Dead (with Mandal)
Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance craze. They talk about high school dance battles and making sure we all know who Fabo is...even if you're from the Midwest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 20, 2022 • 18min
How Many Licks? (feat. Mom): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about their Eritrean mom's disapproval of licking spoons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 18, 2022 • 56min
Children of the Cornspiracy (with Stephen Agyei)
Is the government kidnapping Black kids for experiments? Langston and David talk with comedian Stephen Agyei (Bojack Horseman) to discuss the purpose of these abductions and brainwashing the youths. How do you think we got Corn Kid and Russell Wilson?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 13, 2022 • 14min
Flint Murder Crisis: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about the lack of coverage on the Flint stabber on popular true crime podcasts because the victims were Black.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 11, 2022 • 48min
Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders)
Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterparts' behavior. Also, they talk about white women breastfeeding lambs... no animals were harmed during the making of this record session.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.