
My Momma Told Me
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
Latest episodes

Dec 15, 2022 • 38min
Legends of the Hidden Messages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 13, 2022 • 1h 12min
Crack to the Future (with Kaseem Bentley)
Are Black people more prone to crack addiction than their white counterparts? Langston and David dive deep with Kaseem Bentley (White Slavery Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They weigh in on talks of melanin and outside environmental factors, plus Heavy D conversations ensue along with wild talks of campaigning for "legalizing" crack. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 8, 2022 • 20min
Mix U A Drank (Shawty Sippin'): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about mixing brown and clear liquor and the outcome of this concoction.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 6, 2022 • 1h 10min
Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons)
Are you supposed to let a man walk through the door first on New Year's Day? Langston and David chat with Jessica Clemons (New Rockstars YouTube) about this holiday conspiracy theory and others that are suppose to bring good fotune to a new year. The South never surprises us with their superstitions and our hosts find a new role model in the MMTM universe: Grandpa Junior. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 1, 2022 • 17min
Magic's Killer Johnson: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Magic Johnson's infamous penis and why he truly retired from the NBA.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 29, 2022 • 56min
The Gayfather (with Ian Lara)
Is there a gay mafia in hip hop? Langston and David discuss with Ian Lara (HBO Max's Ian Lara: Romantic Comedy) the influential power in the music industry - Black, gay, or straight. Plus, how weird the "Peaches and Cream" video truly is. In the end, someone will be getting whacked...off. Music video to Peaches and Cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2NCXzg1FQ Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 24, 2022 • 16min
Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 22, 2022 • 1h 10min
Passing Gas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
Is there a difference between regular and premium gasoline? Furthermore, do our cars need luxury gas to make them run better? Langston and David drive thru a passionate and tumultuous discussion of this conspiracy theory. Think of it as another installment of The Fast & Furious franchise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 17, 2022 • 17min
That Girl Is Poisoned (by Lead): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about lead paint contributing to the rise of serial killers in the 70s and 80s. Vox: https://www.vox.com/2016/1/14/17991876/crime-drop-murder-lead-exposure-gasoline-environment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nov 15, 2022 • 53min
My Racism 'Tis Of Thee (with Byron Bowers)
Is the United States a racist country? Langston and David talk with comedian Byron Bowers (Hulu's Spiritual N*gga) about the socio-economic factors and problems that cultivate discriminiation amongst ourselves. This episode is a mushroom trip and there's one thing for sure: the devil wants you to eat the bootyhole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.