

Self-Helpless
Crossover Media Group
Self-care with a conscience for everyday activists, but ya know, fun.Described by fans as "light conversations about heavy sh*t," Self-Helpless candidly explores all things (ethical) personal growth and practical activism—alright, with the occasional episode about Delanie's favorite sweet, sweet treats. Featuring a variety of changemakers including specialists, public figures, and subscribers, the show aims to close the gap between one-dimensional self-help and advocacy. Self-Helpless garners millions of downloads, frequents the top Apple & Spotify charts, and has been featured on Conan and The Tonight Show. Past guests include: Tan France, Michael Buble,' Rachel Rodgers, Pete Holmes, Dr. Ramani, Ed Winters, Kati Morton, Preacher Lawson, Kris Carr, Jessamyn Stanley, Freddie Prinze Jr., Rachel Ricketts, Nikki Glaser, Sonya Renee Taylor, Amie McNee, Babette Davis, and more.Hosted by resident homebody Delanie Fischer, co-author of MockTales, Comedy Writer, and Creative Activist, themes include conscious consumption, holistic health, cognitive neuroscience, exploring social conditioning, creativity, spirituality, and purpose. Fischer's recognized by listeners for her sharp, organic, and fluff-free hosting style that skips the small talk and gets to the substance we crave.New episode every Monday!
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Sep 21, 2017 • 55min
BONUS EPISODE! Swapcast with Mike Tully
The girls did a swapcast with Mike Tully of The Mike Tully Show on Sirius XM. They discuss relationship issues they're facing, who they think is the wildest one in the group, how Mike knew his wife was "the one," and which self-help books he enjoys the most.
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Sep 18, 2017 • 1h 9min
He's Just Not That Into You with Greg Behrendt
This week on Self-Helpless, the girls are joined by comedian and author, Greg Behrendt. Greg shares insights around his books, "He's Just Not That Into You" and "It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken" (the very first self-help book Delanie ever read!), his experience as a script consultant for "Sex and the City," and how he wound up in the self-help space as a cynic. This episode is packed with great dating and relationship advice!
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Sep 11, 2017 • 1h 10min
The War of Art by Steven Pressfield
This week on Self-Helpless, they review the book, “The War of Art,” by Steven Pressfield. They discuss the fear of failure and success, what they'd do if they had 6 months left to live, and analyze the concept of social media. Plus, Delanie shares a self-care activity gone wrong.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 5, 2017 • 1h 22min
Sparking Creativity with Jordan Pease
This week on Self-Helpless, the girls are joined by comedian, author, and TV host, Jordan Pease. He talks about publishing his first book, getting kicked out of Europe, and his favorite ways to spark creativity. Plus, a response to a subscriber's question about commitment-phobia and embarrassing stories about bodily fluids.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 28, 2017 • 1h 3min
The 5 Love Languages by Gary Chapman
This week on Self-Helpless, the girls review "The 5 Love Languages" by Gary Chapman and discuss their love language quiz results. Plus, the girls respond to a subscriber's question about sleeping with a coworker and Delanie flashes a stranger for a meatball recipe.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 21, 2017 • 1h 9min
Energy Readings with Kira Soltanovich
This week on Self-Helpless, the girls are joined by their first guest, comedian and energy-reader, Kira Soltanovich. Kira shares her experience with strengthening her intuition, gives the girls energy readings, and talks about shooting her comedy special while 7-months pregnant.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
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Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 7, 2017 • 1h 6min
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo
This week on Self-Helpless, Kelsey, Taylor, and Delanie are ecstatic about Marie Kondo's book, "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up," and how they're applying it to their lives. Plus, Kelsey gets roped into a pyramid scheme and Taylor discovers the Bristol stool chart!
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 31, 2017 • 1h 11min
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck By Mark Manson
This week on Self-Helpless, Delanie, Kelsey, and Taylor review the #1 NY Times Bestseller, "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck," by Mark Manson. What rang true for them, how they'll implement, and what didn't resonate. Plus, Taylor gets her nose pierced, and more updates!
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 24, 2017 • 1h 1min
Why We Love The Artist's Way By Julia Cameron
This week on Self-Helpless, the girls talk about The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron. This book gave Kelsey the courage to start doing stand-up comedy almost eight years ago, inspired Delanie to restructure her priorities, and helped Taylor manage her perfectionism around creating art. They also talk about handling weirdos at Barnes & Noble, good date nights, and more!
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 17, 2017 • 1h 2min
Does "The Secret" Hold Up?
This week on Self-Helpless, Taylor, Delanie, and Kelsey review what is arguably the most well-known self-help book, "The Secret." They discuss the book, the documentary, and share what they felt was helpful, and what they deem as, ya know, poo.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.