

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Pearlmania500
The podcast where a husband and wife duo spend all week "doing their research" then tell each other about the series of tabs that they have opened and how they got here.
It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.
It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.
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Dec 28, 2025 β’ 1h 3min
AFTERPARTY (FREE EDITION) - TMT 154 - Sydney Sweeney's Jeans Redux
JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - π https://pearlmania500.net USE PROJECT2026 as the promo code to get a discount on an ANNUAL subscription! This week Mrs. and Mr. P examine the comments and fallout from their Sydney Sweeney and History of Jeans Episode (TMT 154). From the death of Dick Chaney and Sydney Sweeneys Many Box Office and endorsement failures to middle age cloth dying techniques using Sea Snails and Lapis Lazuli this episode covers all of your comments and feedback. ALEX JOINED CAMEO - https://www.patreon.com/posts/alex-is-now-on-145098491 Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Get 30% off sitewide with code TOOMANY at https://brooklynbedding.com Take advantage of Ridge's Biggest Sale of the Year & GET UP TO 47% OFF by going to https://www.Ridge.com/TABS #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.quince.com/tmt Get your wardrobe sorted & your gift list handled. For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.quince.com/tmt GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/people/Pearlmania500/61552402799781/ Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - A Free Bonus Patreon Episode 3:35 R.I.P. Dick Chaney 4:22 Sydney Sweeney's Bad Interview 6:23 Tabbed = Based 7:31 More Tales from the Epstein Board 10:03 MAGA Coded = BOX Office Poison 21:11 The Majesty of Boscov's 25:04 Is Kohl's Based? 30:34 A Deep Dive in Jeans Fabrics and Dyes 35:02 Sydney Sweeney's Basking Robbins Disaster 41:52 White Supremacy is in your Food 44:39 Oklahoma's Sad Education Politics 49:15 History of Wrangler Jeans 50:18 Mrs. P. wiped her memory of 4chan 52:13 Banned From Elon's Twitter Unless... 54:26 Secrets You Only Get Behind a Paywall 57:44 How Horrible was 4chan? P.S. Cloth Dye 1:01:18 End of the Year Wrap Up

Dec 21, 2025 β’ 1h 30min
Our REDACTED 2025 Tier List | TMT 159
ALEX CAMEO FLASH SALE IS LIVE - https://www.patreon.com/posts/alex-is-now-on-145098491 JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY and use the PROMO Code PROJECT2026 to get 30% off an annual subscription - π https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. and Mr. P rank the top moments of 2025 from TikTok going dark, Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Performance calling out Drake to Zohran's Victory and Sabrina Carpenter standing up to ICE and DHS. The Pearlmans cover the good (Vanilla Mace's Labubu video, Haley William's new album) the bad (AI Bunnies, Gulf of America, Taylor Swift's New Album) and the Ugly (JSP's Hat, JD Vance Memes, Sydney Sweeney's Personality). Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/TOOMANY Promo Code TOOMANY If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code TABS at https://inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Check out The inspiration of this video Queen Coke Francis Here: https://www.youtube.com/@queencokefrancis GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Goodbye 2025 1:35 We Love Queen Coke Francis! 3:26 TikTok Goes Dark for 12 Hours 5:42 Our Ranking System 7:25 Carrie Underwood's Inauguration Performance 9:41 Gabby Windy Become a Voice of our Generation 11:21 Gulf of America Sucks 12:36 Leslie Bibb's Smile 14:00 Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Calling Drake Out 17:48 Jd Vance's Fat Head 22:10 Labubu's and Vanilla Mace 26:05 Katie Perry Goes to Space ft. Justin Trudeau 27:22 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla 28:10 The Woke Pope Exists and he is American 29:40 Gingers are Black 30:18 Sex and the City Fashion 34:48 Sydney Sweeney Has Good Jeans and No Personality 44:35 Haley William's is Back! 49:26 Coldplay Kiss Cam 52:33 AI Bunnies on Trampoline 57:36 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Get Engaged 1:00:55 Jimmy Kimmel Pulled from the Air 1:03:01 The Louvre Heist 1:06:33 Taylor Swifts Bad Album Due to Good D**** 1:09:15 Crashing Out with Philip DeFranco and Alex Pearlman 1:12:57 Haley Williams Drops Full Album 1:13:51 Mariah Carey's Christmas Scandal 1:18:03 Zohran Mamdani's Win 1:18:39 2026 Primary Fights 1:19:42 Sabrina Carpenter Beats ICE and DHS 1:21:49 Golden Globes Podcast Award 1:26:55 How Most of 2025 Feels

Dec 18, 2025 β’ 2h 14min
STORY REPORT - Bury Your Gays (By Chuck Tingle)
*** content warning - this episode is NOT for children as we read a lot of Chuck Tingle Book Titles IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW*** See Alex in Philly 12/20 and 12/21 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/125409 ALEX JOINED CAMEO - https://www.patreon.com/posts/alex-is-now-on-145098491 Mrs. Pearlmania's story report returns just in time for christmas with a book that has NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS. Bury Your Gays is a sci-fi, hollywood, gay, horror comedy thriller, that bucks conventions while pounding our butts with incredible scenes. Chuck Tingle is quite famous for his e-books of monster erotica, but this book is a deep dive into the mind of a screenwriter facing Hollywood studios, generative Ai, internalized homophobia, and so much more! We have just a few epsiodes left in 2025, so this 2 hour long AUDIO ONLY spoiler filled adventure will keep you covered for your holiday hours. Join out patreon at https://pearlmania500.net and use the PROMOCODE: PROJECT2026 to save 30% off an annual subscription at our HEY HUN ($5 monthly) TIER!

Dec 14, 2025 β’ 1h 35min
Oprah Winfrey: MOTHER OF DEMONS | TMT 158
See Alex in Philly 12/20 and 12/21 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/125409 ALEX JOINED CAMEO - https://www.patreon.com/posts/alex-is-now-on-145098491 Mrs. P does a deep dive the horrible crimes Oprah and her three Demons (Dr Phi, Dr. Oz, and Jenny McCarthy) have committed. Alleged offenses include working with ICE, Vaccine Denialism, exploiting 13 year old girls, selling all sorts of scam supplements and worst of all getting John Fetterman elected. AND THAT TRULY IS THE WORST CRIME OF THEM ALL. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - π https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ Head to DrinkAG1.com/TABS to get a Welcome Kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3 + K2, an AG1 Flavor Sampler, & you'll get to try their new sleep supplement, AGZ, for free. Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code tmt at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/tmt #chubbiespod Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/TOOMANY Promo Code TOOMANY Get your wardrobe sorted & your gift list handled. For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/TMT GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Mother of Demons 0:25 Who is Oprah Gail Winfrey? 8:00 Phil McGraw - Oprahs First Monster 21:48 Dr. Phils Alleged Crimes 27:42 The Cash Me Outside Girl 32:36 Dr Phil Does ICE, DHS propaganda 37:35 Cool Girl Anti-Vaxxers - Jenny McCarthy 45:45 Jenny Begins her Autism Grift 1:00:27 Who is Dr Oz and What has he done to dogs? 1:05:31 Dr Oz Promotes Pyramid Schemes MLMs 1:08:14 Dr Oz Really Likes Trump and Covid Denialism 1:17:25 Dr Oz Runs for Senate and John Fetterman Thanks Him 1:24:10 Alex's John Fetterman Rant 1:30:42 Ranking Oprah's Evilest Villains

Dec 7, 2025 β’ 1h 39min
PARADE of DOOM: Macy's insane History | TMT 157
Mrs. P does a deep dive on the Macy's Parade, and the whaler, and two crockery magnets responsible. We being with a story of philanthropy, feeding the unhoused, the needy, fighting tuberculosis and ends darker with our subjects supporting the confederacy, funding the creation of the state of Israel and a trip on the Titanic. See Alex in Philly 12/20 and 12/21 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/125409 Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code TABS at https://inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/TOOMANY Promo Code TOOMANY Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/toomany50off & use code toomany50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year. JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Busta Rhymes and Ninja Turtles 0:32 The Icon of Parades - Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade 2:15 We Loved this Years Parade 5:46 The History of Macy's - It Got Weird Fast 10:42 The Parade Kills Ragamuffin Day 18:11 Helium Balloons Were Let Go 26:54 How Much Damage Can the Floats Do? 42:01 Who is the Whaler Rowland Macy? 56:42 Who are the Crockery Magnets Isidor and Nathan Straus 1:02:22 Public Philanthropy, Milk Stations and Homeless Shelters 1:16:16 Why are we supporting a confederate slave owner? 1:19:42 The Suck of the Holy Land 1:23:29 An Unfortunately Trip on the RMS Titanic 1:29:20 The Money Laundering Sexual Deviant Governor 1:36:25 Macy's Red Star is Communist?

Dec 3, 2025 β’ 40min
Coconut Chex Treats Recipe - Vibing with the Food Idiot (Free Edition)
Vibing with the Food Idiot is USUALLY a patreon exclusive show, but for the holidays Mrs Pearlmania is explaining her incredible coconut chex treats to everyone FOR FREE! That's right she's giving you a tast of our patreon exclusive content, but right now you can get 30% off an annual subscription to our patreon with the promo code: PROJECT2026 go to: https://pearlmania500.net and become a team lead today!

Nov 30, 2025 β’ 1h 42min
Napoleon's Nephew: The Lover of Coups | TMT 156
Alex does a deep dive on French emperor Napoleon III and the lessons he teachers us. From his message of "Make France Great Again," to his many coup attempts, to finally getting elected the president of France on the backs of a massive Propaganda campaign. And once he became president he decided he wasn't going to be held back by term limits and made himself the emperor for life. Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - History Repeats Itself first as Tragedy then as Farce 2:09 - Who Loved Coups more than anyone else? 17:26 - Italian Secret Societies and the First Coup 33:35 - Napoleon III invades France for the first time. 46:49 - Financing a Second Coup and hiring his Basket of Deplorables 1:01:32 - Imprisoned, the Escape, and Elected President of France 1:16:37 - Removing Term Limits, Arresting the Opposition, Declaring Himself Emperor for Life 1:28:54 - Invading Mexico, Vietnam and Algeria 1:32:55 - How the Franco Prussian War Ended Him

Nov 23, 2025 β’ 1h 14min
Your Pizza Party Funded a Hate Group | TMT 155
Alex discovers how funds from Domino's Pizza headquarters's rent is funding a fascist catholic university, hate group and entire town. After finding a picture of Charlie Kirk and Jesus spooning Mr. P had too know more. The story begins with the Pizza Billionaire Tom Monaghan and how after business dealings with Mitt Romney he slips deep into the hole of crazy fascist religious billionaire. But don't worry, Rosa Parks is in this too. Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Head to https://www.drinkag1.com/TABS to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Alex Hugging Gavin Newsom? 0:38 - Where did the bust of Jesus and Charlie Kirk come from? 10:00 - Fascist Religious Pizza Billionaire Tom Monaghan 22:52 - What is Domino's Farms? 25:05 - The Hate began with Selling to Private Equity 38:07 - Founding a Town, a Church, a University and a Hate Group 52:03 - The Backstory of Thomas Moore ( Henry VIII ex-best friend) 59:17 - Where do you go to found a town church and hate group? 1:06:36 - Most Evil (and Good) Pizza Chains 1:08:52 - Little Caesars Helped Rosa Parks 1:12:05 - Summary of Alex's Tabs

Nov 16, 2025 β’ 1h 19min
Indigo, Cotton, and Exploitation: The history of Sydney Sweeney's Jeans | TMT 154
The discussion dives into Sydney Sweeney's GQ interview, analyzing her PR strategies and the unexpected reactions to her jeans ad. It traces the fascinating history of indigo, from its royal roots to its role in colonial exploitation and the Indigo Revolt. The journey continues into the evolution of jeans, highlighting how the fabric symbolizes labor and social complexity. The hosts also connect jeansβ origins to the dark history of cotton production and child labor, revealing the controversial layers beneath the seemingly simple garment.

Nov 9, 2025 β’ 1h 52min
The Secret Banking Clan that Bought Mulitple Presidents | TMT 153
GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania This week Mr. Pearlmania is teaching Mrs. Pearlmania about the super secret American banking clan that just gave Donald Trump $130,000,000 million to run the military. We are talking about the Mellon Family and how they maintained power from 1870 till now by owning banks, steel, weapons manufacturing, buying politicians and commuting war crimes. Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/tmt #chubbiespod Support the show & layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to https://www.quince.com/TMT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - The Secret Banking Clan Controlling our Military 1:01 - Dick Chaney was Dead to Begin With 2:53 - Where Did $130 Million Come From 5:19 - How the Roman Republic Fell 8:51 - Unmasking The Secretive Oligarch Tim Mellon 12:49 - Where does the Mellon Fortune Come From? 17:42 - Who Is Bunny Mellon? 19:53 - Tim Starts Flexing his Money 21:21 - Chubbies 22:51 - How the Mellon Clan Started in 1813 30:58 - One of the More Evil People to Have Lived - Andrew W. Mellon 37:29 - How the Mellon's Causes the Johnstown Flood 48:21 - The Mellon's Never Stopped Making Money 52:15 - Enter Paul Mellon and Andrew's Divorce 57:29 - Andrew Mellon Buys Too Much Political Influence 1:00:43 - Andrew Mellon Appointed Secretary of Treasury 1:04:19 - Other Politicians Shocked at the Scale of his Corruption 1:06:58 - The Great Gatsby Party 1:12:15 - The Great Depression Hits 1:17:36 - Andrew W. Mellon Finally Ousted 1:20:07 - Paul Mellon the Boring Horse Breeding Billionaire 1:24:44 - Bunny Mellon, Jackie Kennedy's Best Friend 1:30:54 - Tim Mellon Is a Horrible Human 1:33:47 - Ronald Regan Changed Everything 1:39:43 - What Horrible Politicians Tim Mellon Supports 1:44:19 - Mellon Family's Massive Wealth 1:45:05 - The Hate Groups He's Funded 1:46:26 - How Andrew W. Mellon Set the Stage for Trump and Handouts for the Rich


