

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Pearlmania500
The podcast where a husband and wife duo spend all week "doing their research" then tell each other about the series of tabs that they have opened and how they got here.
It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.
It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.
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Aug 7, 2025 • 57min
THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE
To our regular listeners, we are giving you a taste of our patreon exclusive show for free. if you want more exclusive paywalled content, join us at www.pearlmania500.net IT'S TIME FOR THE AFTER PARTY! The Pearlman's react to your comments from Youtube and patreon from a recent episode as well as give shoutouts to our newest team members on Patreon at www.pearlmania500.net This episode covers so much, where do I begin? oh yeah! we have merch for QUACK MONTH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ Also, Alex mentions his new DS9 print from the incredible artist Jenny R Johnson, here's a link to her store: https://jennyrjohnson.com/

Aug 3, 2025 • 1h 34min
DOWNFALL of the LIVER KING - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
THE MERCH IS HERE!!!! - 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manhood." The ultimate downfall came when a fellow gym bro turned on him exposing his steroids use. Support the show and get free shipping on you Quince order and 365-day returns. Head to https://www.quince.com/TMT GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Liver King is a Quack 0:53 - The new "Honks not Quacks" and Previous Quacks 6:48 - The Humble Beginnings of Liver King 25:39 - How Liver King popped off on socials 29:25 - What are the Ancestral Tenets? 52:44 - What are the Swords of Manhood? 1:00:59 - All this BS to sell Supplements? 1:10:35 - STEROIDS: The Ultimate Gym Bro Alpha Crime 1:23:54 - The Family Blood Ritual

Jul 30, 2025 • 2h 24min
STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia. You don't have to have read the book to enjoy this episode, as Mrs. P is going to explain the plot to Alex for your listening pleasure. If you enjoy the story, request the book from your local library or buy it from a local book store.

Jul 27, 2025 • 1h 50min
REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com If you’re 21 or older, get 25% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code TABS at https://www.inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Support the show and switch to Mint Mobile. Get a 3-month 5 gigabyte plan for just $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Jubilee is a Psyop 1:13 - What is a Psyop and the Overton Window? 9:04 - Why so many open fascist on Jubilee? 12:17 - Jubilee's Beginnings and Villian Arc 20:42 - Why Saving the World with Capitalism Never Works 39:21 - Surrounded and Charlie Kirk's Creepy Smile 48:12 - Where does Jubilee's Money Lead? 58:55 - Alex's Jubilee Audition 1:06:24 - How Jubilee Casts Bigots on their Shows 1:27:47 - Jubilee's Favorite Far Right Racist Billionaire 1:41:50 - How Jubilee Helps Right Wing Influencer's Careers 1:46:36 - Nazi Please

Jul 20, 2025 • 1h 19min
The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person. Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trump but refused to bring up his close friendship with Epstein. Now their fans are starting to recognize they've been lied to and the bros are left scrambling to salvage their audiences's trust. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Support the show and get 20% off your Chubbies order with code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/tmt Pinkertons Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3mVIzWY2KBSe3H9utyJnN8 Lolcow Episode: https://youtu.be/5AjGe2tqUyw?si=sAHojzdP4yHaCRfV GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Is Andrew Schulz an Idiot? 1:35 - Alex's Viral Antipasto and Epstein videos 5:48 - Why no Epstein questions for Trump Podcast Bros? 15:23 - Why Andrew Schulz and Joe Rogan Became Lame Alex Jones Impersonators 34:13 - Alex's Time as a Security Guard Perp Walking the Easter Bunny 47:30 - Gianmarco Soresi Exposes Andrew Schulz's Ego 52:04 - Where does Andrew Schulz's Greed Lead? 1:01:29 - What's going on with How Andrew Schulz Dresses? 1:08:00 - Trump, Charlie Kirk, and Laura Ingraham also Facing Backlash

Jul 13, 2025 • 1h 50min
How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
Dive into the intriguing world of Christian nationalist movie reviews! The hosts dissect how beloved films from 'The Lord of the Rings' to 'Harry Potter' are rated, sparking lively debates. They explore surprising takes on classics and discuss a new lawsuit that could change church funding rules. From a critique of 'Cars 2' to the chaos of 'Love Island,' listeners are treated to unexpected comparisons and a hilarious breakdown of the cryptic Movie Guide rating system. Get ready for a wild cinematic ride!

Jul 6, 2025 • 1h 36min
Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintour’s reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played. Get 50% off one Adam & Eve item. Use promo code TMT at https://www.adamandeve.com Kardashian Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1VVmu4Yju2SwQO67RYeMpU GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Rich People Are Tacky 1:04 - Rating Kardashian Fashion at the Bezos Wedding 19:55 - One Kardashian Left 24:42 - Embarrassed Leonardo DiCaprio 27:37 - Usher, Tom Brady, Orlando Bloom, Oprah, Gail 31:54 - The Lower Profile Billionaires 46:05 - Sam Altman 52:38 - Who Stole Who’s Wedding Idea? 1:00:50 - Celebrities who Tallked Sh#@ on the Bezos Wedding 1:13:40 - Why Anna Wintour Steps Down from Vogue 1:15:52 - Does Vogue Hate Lauren Sanchez? 1:23:09 - How Anna Wintour Changed Vogue 1:29:47 - Why College Humor is a Bisexual Treat 1:31:51 - Alex’s Closing Argument (Why You Should Invest in TMT) #bezos #amazon #hasanabi #comedy #podcast #pearlmania500 #wedding #dragqueen #rupaulsdragrace

Jun 29, 2025 • 1h 19min
Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmans talk the crazy new addiction of Labubu's, Liver Kings Terroristic Threats against Joe Rogan and the Bezos wedding and how it ended Katy Perry and Orland Bloom's engagement. Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code TABS at https://www.ridge.com/TABS Katy Perry Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7F63atDvYnFvtKn3t0DqRc Tycho Brahe Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/20noDSy0PDbFSobqcBEwK1 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus or Ducks to: P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - No More Mr. Woker 0:51 - The Labubu Addiction 24:23 - How Gambling Is Driving Labubus 37:43 - Liver King is a Dangerous Joe Rogan Stan 53:01 - The Disgusting Wealth of the Bezos Wedding 1:06:56 - Why Katy Perry and Orland Bloom Broke Up

Jun 25, 2025 • 1h 41min
The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT
It's the June Story report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month's pick has been a long time coming, as Mrs. P has received multiple copies of this novel in our PO Box and requests from DMs. The Murder Bot Diaries By Martha Wells are a rip roaring sci-fi adventure that really feels exactly like the story of a 22 year old security guard in 2005. You'll have to listen to the episode to understand that reference! As always to join our downline, check out our Patreon here And if you want to send us something in our PO Box, our Address is: PO Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372

Jun 22, 2025 • 1h 12min
Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Mrs. P catches Alex up on the Karen Read Trial, Alex goes in on all the MAGAts jumping ship including Tucker Carlson and how his interview with Ted Cruz was just a PR stunt. And finally the Pearlman's touch on some positive ways to survive World Wa III if things go poorly and we continue to head in that direction. Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Welcome to the Clown Rodeo 0:46 - The Karen Read Trial 29:21 - Processing the Horrors on the News 39:32 - No Kings Protest 44:16 - World War III 52:28 - Why Am I Agreeing with Tucker Carlson? 1:05:33 - Some Fun PSA's