

Good Children
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Oct 22, 2025 • 1h 22min
HalloweenTown Reunion Special II: Kalabar's Revenge
This week, HallowenTown's oldest witch, and criminal at large, Agatha Cromwell, sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for another attempt at healing the generational trauma onset by Marnie's life on screen. Will Marnie ever forgive her mother, J.K. Rowling? Will Agatha ever stop bringing about the tragic demise of all of her loved ones? Will either of them ever shut up? All this and more.
HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson
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Oct 15, 2025 • 1h 19min
Does Your Halloween Party Suck?
This week we're talking about Halloween parties. Specifically how to improve your party with a few simple tips from Iron Chef Andrew Muscarella. Plus: How To Be Less Fuggo.
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Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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Oct 8, 2025 • 1h 14min
The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy
It's basically Halloween. Join Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa and Violet Beauregarde on a journey through time and space as they discuss their favorite halloween candies, and the imp that has been haunting their apartment.
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Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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Oct 1, 2025 • 1h 4min
I Got Catfished 9 Times
How can one man be catfished nine times? This week we unpack Andrew's relationship to... trust?
HOSTS:
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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Sep 24, 2025 • 1h 17min
Straight Guys, Butt Stuff, and Other Questions You Asked
This week we're answering YOUR questions. Good Children, please report to the guidance office.
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HOSTS:
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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Sep 10, 2025 • 1h 15min
Celibacy, First Times, and Being Late Bloomers
This week, we’re discussing being celibate. For us, that means our entire lives up until about 23 years old. It also means the first year of this podcast.
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HOSTS:
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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Sep 3, 2025 • 1h 7min
The Early Days of Instagram
Groufits, BuzzFeed, Facetune, EDs... This week, we go back in time through our Instagram archives to get to the bottom of who we've been pretending to be all our lives.
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Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 24min
Taylor and Travis: The Engagement Episode
BREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce. In this emergency episode, we discuss their future wedding, our thoughts on marriage, and more.
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HOSTS:
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Kenzie Edmondson
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Aug 20, 2025 • 1h 11min
The Rules of Open Relationships
This week, the boys break down the phenomena of open relationships. Who sets the rules? Who gets to play? Do you tell your partner about your hookups? And more. Plus: hear from a concerned listener (Grant Gibbs) as they share their trials and tribulations on the outside of someone else's relationship.
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Aug 13, 2025 • 1h 16min
The Death of Body Positivity
*TW: This week's episode touches on some very real themes surrounding body dysmorphia and weight loss drugs.* Today we're breaking down our ever-changing relationships to our bodies in a GLP-1 dominated society.
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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
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