Good Children
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Jan 7, 2026 • 1h 18min
We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park
The boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.
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EDITOR:
Kenzie Edmondson
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Dec 24, 2025 • 1h 24min
Escaping The Khia Asylum
Happy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026.
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Dec 17, 2025 • 58min
A Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus
Today, Marie Claus sits down with top elf, Elphie, for a candid conversation about the state of the North Pole, Santa's recent medical crisis, the origin of the Frosty at Wendy's and the recent birth of her twins: Khloe and Lamar.
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Dec 10, 2025 • 1h 6min
Hannah Solow on Oh, Mary!, Facing Rejection, and Being A Perfect Child
A meeting of the minds for the ages. This week, we sit down with our new friend, Hannah Solow, to talk about her experience on Oh, Mary!, her childhood in California, Carmines Italian Restaurant, and much more.
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Dec 3, 2025 • 1h 4min
Cat Cohen Made It To Hollywood
This week, we sit down with our friend, movie star, Cat Cohen, to discuss her childhood in Texas, the early days of podcasting, and what it takes to be an entertainer.
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Nov 26, 2025 • 1h 6min
Thanksgiving Has Got To Go
Sit down with Siobhan the Pilgrim and Alan the Turkey for an intense conversation about the worst holiday on the year.
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Nov 19, 2025 • 1h 7min
Plasma Was Always Going To Be A Star
This week, we sit down with actor, singer and Drag Race alum, Plasma, to discuss every memory that led up to her debut album: Is Miss Thing On?
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Nov 12, 2025 • 1h 1min
Ranking Cold Cuts
This week we're doing the work by discussing our favorite and least favorite lunch meats. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional).
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Nov 5, 2025 • 1h 1min
Ashnikko Does It For Her Inner Child
This week we're joined by pop sensation Ashnikko to discuss all things bathhouses, childhood trauma, and her latest album "Smoochies."
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Oct 29, 2025 • 1h 40min
How To Spend Your Last Day On Earth
Join us on a journey through time and space as we imagine the best days of our lives. For Joe, that means trading spaces with Steve Martin at Wi Spa and being rescued by Selena Gomez. For Andrew, that starts at a 6:30am Barry's Bootcamp class and ends at the hospital.
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